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post #351 of 552
8/1/03 at 12:17pm
Hellspawn has a pant suit made entirely of corned beef...
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post #352 of 552
8/1/03 at 12:26pm
ALIEN's best friend is made entirely of corned beef...
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post #353 of 552
8/1/03 at 12:36pm
ALIEN has a fat ass. There I said it.
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post #354 of 552
8/1/03 at 12:48pm
thedudeabides has a tattoo of Keannu on his left nut...
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post #355 of 552
8/1/03 at 12:55pm
New_Order has one of Alex Winter on his right nut...
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post #356 of 552
8/1/03 at 12:58pm
thedudeabides doesn't have a right nut...
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post #357 of 552
8/1/03 at 1:25pm
ALIEN's got a monkey stiched to his ass, face down, that he feeds by farting into it's mouth.
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post #358 of 552
8/1/03 at 1:45pm
ALIEN also gives free lap dances to my dad.
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post #359 of 552
8/1/03 at 2:12pm
thedudeabides goes into GAP Kids and chews on the clothes...
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post #360 of 552
8/1/03 at 2:25pm
_New__Order_ would really like to chew on thedudeabides dirty gym shorts.
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post #361 of 552
8/1/03 at 2:31pm
Hellspawn sleeps in a tub filled with peanut butter, in the morning the goats have at it...
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post #362 of 552
8/1/03 at 2:45pm
_New__Order_ like to play rock paper scissor with his imaginary friends, but he always manages to loose to them.
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post #363 of 552
8/1/03 at 2:49pm
ALIEN influenza likes to smell other people crotch when he first meets them.
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post #364 of 552
8/1/03 at 3:10pm
ALIENinfluence favourite movie is “The sound of music” and he cries and cries during the whole thing…
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post #365 of 552
8/1/03 at 3:45pm
ALIEN actually dresses like the Bass Player in Spinal Tap, complete with the cucumber down the front of his pants.
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post #366 of 552
8/1/03 at 5:29pm
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ALIENinfluence's entire life is based on Ed Wood's career-ending attempts at producing stag films.
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post #367 of 552
8/1/03 at 6:10pm
when god was handing out brains, ALIEN thuoght they said trains and fucked his mother...
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post #368 of 552
8/2/03 at 2:24am
ALIENinfluence has no influence over aliens. Also, he is neither an alien nor influence. His whole existence is a lie.
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post #369 of 552
8/2/03 at 2:55am
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Swykk is responsible for men only having one orgasm every 15 minutes.
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post #370 of 552
8/2/03 at 1:50pm
billzæbub is responsible for the orgasm of a pig lasting 30 minutes...
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post #371 of 552
8/2/03 at 7:23pm
New Order didn´t get the role of Slimer for Ghostbusters II - although he had all those slimy body secrets - because he just wasn´t beautiful enough.
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post #372 of 552
8/2/03 at 11:11pm
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Myers wants a pink fuzzy bunny costume for Christmas.
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post #373 of 552
8/3/03 at 2:37am
billzæbub wants a threesome with Sally Struthers and Oprah Winfrey.
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post #374 of 552
8/3/03 at 2:41am
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DJ Dylan wants sloppy seconds.
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post #375 of 552
8/3/03 at 9:59pm
You fucking slow witted mongoloids! I gotta' rescue this thread because lord knows none of you cocksmoking dickbags will. Fuck off, all of you, but ESPECIALLY billzaebub, who was caught "swordfighting" in the mouth of Fred Durst last week. Durst's pet name for him is "Billz."
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post #376 of 552
8/3/03 at 11:48pm
swykk's girlfriend knows more about "manly stuff" like cars than he does.

And Billzaebub was caught because swykk walked in on him. Swykk got insanly jealous and tried to beat the shit out of billz. Unfortunately, Swykk lost because he's sort of girly!
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post #377 of 552
8/3/03 at 11:50pm
socialstigmata would elaborate but doesn't speak so well with my nuts on her tonsils.
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post #378 of 552
8/3/03 at 11:52pm
yea, but swykk is still wishing Fred Durst was his "oral intrep" professor.
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post #379 of 552
8/4/03 at 12:03am
socialstigmata was once fingercuffed by the Coreys. Yeah, THOSE Coreys.
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post #380 of 552
8/4/03 at 12:06am
wow....for putting so much thought into that one, i'm kinda disappointed
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post #381 of 552
8/4/03 at 6:36am
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socialstigmata should try harder to achieve personalhygiene.
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post #382 of 552
8/4/03 at 7:39am
Billz favorite movie is "Bust a Nut in Grandma'a Butt."
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post #383 of 552
8/4/03 at 7:44am
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thedudeabides has already devoted himself to praising the remake of Dawn of the Dead over the original. He was heard saying loudly, "That Romero movie is skunkfuck."
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post #384 of 552
8/4/03 at 9:37am
That's just so low, Billz... talk about hitting below the belt.( just for the record the Original will never be topped, but the remake sounds cool also)

Billz frequently rescues dogs from the pound...just so he has something to serve at BBQs.
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post #385 of 552
8/4/03 at 2:45pm
ALIENinfluence is a Scumdog of the Universe. He's seen GIGLI 12 times and loved every minute of it.

Cheers!
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post #386 of 552
8/4/03 at 3:37pm
Thread Starter 
ALIENinfluence's brand of humor died with Don Rickles' career.
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post #387 of 552
8/4/03 at 5:10pm
Billzæbub takes The Doors song "Back Door Man" far too seriously. It's become the epitome of his existence.
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post #388 of 552
8/4/03 at 7:01pm
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ALIENinfluence tried for years to patent the Ass Weasel, but he always scared off clients when he gave a demonstration. The lack of clients now hasn't stopped him from doing demonstrations.
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post #389 of 552
8/4/03 at 7:43pm
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ALIENinfluence dunks day-old donuts in a filthy gas station urinal. It freshens them up, he says.
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post #390 of 552
8/4/03 at 9:02pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
ALIENinfluence:
billz hangs out at night in Grayhound bus station men's rooms, giving it up to dirty old men for candy bars.
ALIENinfluence retired on his candy bar fortune.
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post #391 of 552
8/5/03 at 9:31am
billz braids his ample ass hair into a cargo net to catch any dingle berries that might otherwise get away.
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post #392 of 552
8/5/03 at 10:53am
thedudeabides drinks cosmopolitans and smokes virginia slims 100's...

[edited for the vag...]
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post #393 of 552
8/5/03 at 12:29pm
ALIEN has a blue suit and matching purse made out of his dad...
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post #394 of 552
8/5/03 at 1:14pm
ALIEN rehearses his rips at the local elementary school, then he puts on his game face and tries to pick up...
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post #395 of 552
8/5/03 at 1:48pm
ALIEN is mercifully unshackled by the restraints of intelligence.
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post #396 of 552
8/5/03 at 2:23pm
ALIEN's favorite place to eat is waiting at the bottom of a port-o-let at the carnival, he brings his own bread...
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post #397 of 552
8/5/03 at 2:29pm
New_Order jerks off so much that when he cums now, it looks like someone froasting a funnel cake.
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post #398 of 552
8/5/03 at 2:37pm
thedudeabides' dream is to be a pediatric gynecologist...
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post #399 of 552
8/5/03 at 3:05pm
ALIEN shits himself in public.
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post #400 of 552
8/5/03 at 3:28pm
ALIEN sits upon a seat of self-imposed posterity, which is ironic because the only sex he has is self imposed also.
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