CHUD.com Community › Forums › THE CHEWERS › The Chewers Catch-All › Rip the Chewer's ass on top of you
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Rip the Chewer's ass on top of you - Page 9

post #401 of 552
8/5/03 at 3:43pm
ALIEN seems to know so much about molesting children in elementary school...maybe a little too much...
Reply
post #402 of 552
8/5/03 at 6:54pm
Thread Starter 
ALIENinfluence needs to be more concise with his insults. The paragraph technique ain't gettin' it done.

Fucking ass wipe.
Reply
post #403 of 552
8/5/03 at 7:52pm
I could use many descriptives for ALIENinfluence's affection for the "Flesh Whip" but I will leave that up to the viewer!
Reply
post #404 of 552
8/6/03 at 8:11am
El Grosso rushed out and bought one of those "Poop Dolls."
Reply
post #405 of 552
8/6/03 at 12:48pm
ALIEN influenza scrapes old gum from the sidewalks and eats it because he's a poor bastard.

How poor is that poor Bastard?

He's so poor he can't even pay attention!

<<Drum roll please>>
Reply
post #406 of 552
8/6/03 at 1:35pm
I wish that someone, anyone would be friends with ALIEN. Those massive cities made of empty toilet paper rolls and people made out of semen crusted tissues are really taking up too much of his mother's house.
Reply
post #407 of 552
8/6/03 at 3:02pm
The dude abides is actually ALIEN influence’s Dad.
Reply
post #408 of 552
8/6/03 at 3:06pm
HellSpawn is the Mom.
Reply
post #409 of 552
8/6/03 at 3:23pm
Serves me right, I walked right into that one.

ALIEN influence lives in a cardboard house and drinks aqua Velva out of a brown paper bag.
Reply
post #410 of 552
8/6/03 at 3:24pm
ALIEN insults like one of those little kids he stalks on the playground.
Reply
post #411 of 552
8/6/03 at 3:25pm
Whoops, jumped the gun on that one I guess...

Hellspawn likes to stick corks up his ass, eat a big vat of baked beans, and tries to see how far the cork can fly...
He's up to 5 feet.
Reply
post #412 of 552
8/6/03 at 3:33pm
Well the dude abides suggested the game, He’s part of the competition and furthermore he's a liar I'm up to 14 feet.

ALIENinfluence on the other hand just shites himself and did not even clear 2 feet with the cork, but did almost clear 7feet with is air bound diarrhoea.
Reply
post #413 of 552
8/6/03 at 3:49pm
ALIENinfluence uses body paint to decorate his scrotum then goes to kids birthday parties and gives each little bastard a bat with a nail in it and tell them it's a piñata!
Reply
post #414 of 552
8/6/03 at 5:56pm
Well this thread has had a good run, but it's going down.

Here, let me get off one last rip.

Way to fuck things up, randomness.
Reply
post #415 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:21pm
Play nice. Well, as nice as you can in a thread where you insult each other. Or something...
Reply
post #416 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:29pm
Quote:
randomness:
It's about time, kittyinjammies, you miserable cunt. Take some Midol and calm down you irritable bitch.
Instead of some witty retort, i'm just going to tell you to get the fuck off of this site.
Reply
post #417 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:34pm
Quote:
randomness:
It's about time, kittyinjammies, you miserable cunt. Take some Midol and calm down you irritable bitch.
Aww, aren't you sweet! Thanks for sharing and have a nice day!
Reply
post #418 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:41pm
Apparently, randomness has to pay for sex. Loser.
Reply
post #419 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:44pm
Off topic, but still: Darn, he's unregistered!!! I won't miss him. In fact, all four fucktards are now unregistered.

Back to the thread-someone open fire!
Reply
post #420 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:52pm
ALIEN: Seabiscuit told me you were good in the sack. And that you did all the "nay"-ing.
Reply
post #421 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:53pm
Verbal is a master of bum-katta.
Reply
post #422 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:55pm
SamWave liked Cop Rock.
Reply
post #423 of 552
8/6/03 at 9:57pm
Verbal makes Star Wars Kid fanfilms.
Reply
post #424 of 552
8/7/03 at 12:52am
SamWaves is THE Star Wars kid. How goes the lawsuit and therapy?
Reply
post #425 of 552
8/7/03 at 12:58am
Swykk wants to be the Star Wars Kid. But doesn't even have enough talent to be THAT good.
Reply
post #426 of 552
8/7/03 at 1:02am
Agent 86 dresses up as Sailor Mars for all of the cons he attends and sometimes he dons the same getup for an occassional "wild" night out on the town.
Reply
post #427 of 552
8/7/03 at 1:24am
Swykk joins me as the horrendous, non-sexy Sailor Jupiter.
Reply
post #428 of 552
8/7/03 at 4:46am
Thread Starter 
kittyinjammies: Sweet, bright light against the cowering darkness. I have no insult for you today.

randomness:

Verbal: You smell like a flounder fart.

Swykk: Learning to swing dance won't buy you free sex from a blind woman.

ALIENinfluence: I run circles around your Raggedy Ann collecting ass, and I do it in less than two sentences.

SamWaves: Turtle Wax isn't for internal use.

Agent 86: Hummingbirds don't give those kind of hummers, and their mouths are too big for you anyway.

Ah. I feel better. Who's next?
Reply
post #429 of 552
8/7/03 at 7:38am
Billz uses Armor-All on his ass so all the inmates can't get a good hold on him. It makes forced anal that much more bearable.
Reply
post #430 of 552
8/7/03 at 8:00am
Thread Starter 
The dude hangs a brick from his penis for several hours each night because he hopes to someday have 3 inches.
Reply
post #431 of 552
8/7/03 at 10:07am
Randomness thou art a beslubbering beef-witted dingle berry and don’t fuck up our thread you maggot pie.

Kittyinjammies you’re so sweet I can’t hardly insult such a nice craven dizzy eyed fluffer and don’t fuck up our thread you maggot pie.

Verbal hears static well… what can I say to add to the insult of you being you, nothing. And don’t fuck up our thread you maggot pie.

Swykk you onion eyed minnow I love you like the pulsating plastic vagina that you are and don’t fuck up our thread you maggot pie.

ALIENinfluence you just a flap mouthed clotpole. I still don’t know what clotpole means but don’t fuck up our thread you maggot pie.

SamWaves, but no one waves back haven’t you figured out why no one is waving back mate, it because you’re a puny rude pignut full of pestilent shite. And don’t fuck up our thread you maggot pie.

Agent 86, Agent 99 called and said don’t bother to come back, the chief is much better and knows how to satisfy a women.

Billzæbub you might be in Hell you villainous tick infested puss bucket but for God sakes wear some clothes.

The dude abides you movie sucked like a sexuality infectious disease. And stop chewing with your mouth open you big lout.

Ahhh! Much Better…...

Cheers!
Reply
post #432 of 552
8/7/03 at 11:11am
Hellspawn I'm getting tired of your family calling me up and begging me for change because you wasted their savings buying scratch off tickets...move out of the trailer, otherwise a tornado might take away your only possession.

Billzæbub is really from outer space, but his alien masters told him to really appear human you have to have no life, cry when you watch the last episode of Cheers and prematurely ejaculate.

ALIENinfluence wants to be loved, is that so wrong? But no one loves you when you prey upon school kids and rip on Hellspawn's and Billzaebub's insult skills. ...eight year olds, Dude.

Kittyinjammies' one flaw is that she does not have one more of those magnificent eraser sized nipple massive boobs on her back...y'know, to hold while dancing. Other than that, she's perfect.

Swykk, I will not give you my phone number, you're just going to have to sell your own blood you mooch.

Reply
post #433 of 552
8/7/03 at 11:39am
On a side note: Bitches aren't even playing the game correctly, except for maybe Agent 86, who has been known to have amazing intellectual conversations with Arnie Grape. What does that say about you losers?

thedudeabides doesn't need my number, he has plenty of manwhoring to do with the other 126 guys.
Reply
post #434 of 552
8/7/03 at 1:30pm
[edited for double post]
Reply
post #435 of 552
8/7/03 at 1:31pm
ALIEN cleans out his urethra with a q-tip every two to three hours...
Reply
post #436 of 552
8/7/03 at 2:56pm
New_Order never wipes...just lets it drip to a stop.
Reply
post #437 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:06pm
Thedudeabides still wishes we were in the 80’s so he could dress like his idol Don Johnson.
Reply
post #438 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:15pm
ALIENinfluence is Don Johnson.

SOB, edited because El Grosso made me miss my Ass Ripping activities on ALIENinfluence...

El Grosso Masturbates with a Kermit the frog hand puppet, what a freak!!!
Reply
post #439 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:25pm
Hellspawn never masturbates, he just waits a month and lets it leak out by itself...
Reply
post #440 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:28pm
_New__Order_sucks_dick_like_no_mortal. He_was_made_to_get_jizz_in_the_eye.
Reply
post #441 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:30pm
New_Order can only achieve an ejaculation if he sticks a finger in his asshole.
Reply
post #442 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:31pm
Hellspawn has one nut, and it's black like an 8 ball.
Reply
post #443 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:34pm
Quote:
thedudeabides:
New_Order can only achieve an ejaculation if he sticks a finger in his asshole.
And it's the dude's finger...

ALIENinfluence is a frigging bastard that cut's in the line of Ass ripping!!!! Wait in line you bastard or I'm just gonna have to cry again!!!

Bastard!
Reply
post #444 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:37pm
Hellspawn said he loved me, and now he's talking shit about my finger. See if I ever help you achieve again.
Reply
post #445 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:47pm
Silly rabbit I only said I loved ya to get you in bed.

The Dude is pretty naive. And the big dick stories surrounding the dude are all lies.
Reply
post #446 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:49pm
El Grosso's favorite movie is "Logjammin" and he only answers to the name Uli Konkle while watching it.
Reply
post #447 of 552
8/7/03 at 3:53pm
The dude abides dressed like Jar-Jar this Halloween and the one previous to that one as well and he wonders why he gets beat up all the time.
Reply
post #448 of 552
8/7/03 at 4:27pm
Few people know this but AlienInfluence is the lead character Muber in the 70's gay german porn classic Mustard Plug.

(coincidentally Hellspawn owns all 741 copies billz told me)
Reply
post #449 of 552
8/7/03 at 5:24pm
Thread Starter 
ALIENflatulence wears dental braces around his asshole because he wants his dates to see perfectly straight hemorroids.
Reply
post #450 of 552
8/7/03 at 7:25pm
after years of using the Pocket Rocket ALIEN was banned from all marital aids after his efforts to market Pocket Rocket for Men were shortly dashed by impending lawsuits from Dole, DuPont and Hello Kitty, now he has to resort to renting cheap motel rooms and relying on frozen candy bars and Magic Fingers beds...
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: The Chewers Catch-All
CHUD.com Community › Forums › THE CHEWERS › The Chewers Catch-All › Rip the Chewer's ass on top of you