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post #1 of 32
11/28/02 at 9:28am
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I just got home watching "Solaris" and my pet, Gizmo

<img src="http://innergrail.com/misc/howcouldyou.jpg" alt="" />

just barks at me as usual.

I looked at him, waiting for him to greet me a "Happy Birthday." I stared at his eyes, hoping to see some sly glint as to inform me that he remembered.....

But, alas, he only demanded for his squeaky hamburger toy for me to play "Catch" with. He didn't remember. Not a single acknowledgement whatsoever. And there I was throwing his toy around while my heart broke.

This me deeply.
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Okay, okay, enough of the melodramatics. It's me 30th birthday, and voltes5 wants some love. As far as Gizmo is concerned, it's all true. He'll be hearing from my divorce attorney soon. Little bastard!
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post #2 of 32
11/28/02 at 9:34am
Very Happy birthday, dear doppleganger o'mine!
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post #3 of 32
11/28/02 at 10:16am
Master Voltes! Happy Day. As for the dog, kill the bitch.
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post #4 of 32
11/28/02 at 12:06pm
Happy Birthday, Voltes!
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post #5 of 32
11/28/02 at 12:24pm
<img src="http://www.seaworld.org/AnimalBytes/images/hippo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.enn.com/enn-news-archive/2001/01/01302001/sparrow.jpg" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.armin-grewe.com/islay/farm-2sheep.jpg" alt="" />

(Hippo, Birdy, Two Ewes)
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post #6 of 32
11/28/02 at 12:53pm
Happy Birthday. Hope you enjoy it.
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post #7 of 32
11/28/02 at 2:08pm
Happy BirthDay Volte5!

And show that Gizmo who's boss!
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post #8 of 32
11/28/02 at 2:30pm
You tell your dog if he doesn't show the proper respect, he'll end up in a Chinese McDonalds’s hamburger before he knows what happened.

Many Happies on your wondrous day of birth, Voltes!
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post #9 of 32
11/28/02 at 2:34pm
Happy Birthday!
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post #10 of 32
11/28/02 at 5:16pm
Happy Birthday Voltes !
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post #11 of 32
11/28/02 at 5:23pm
Happy B-day old man.

Well one less years to live, let’s celebrate wink

Cheers!
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post #12 of 32
11/28/02 at 6:17pm
Happy Birthday!

Go celebrate and watch the ext. edition of LOTR again!!!!
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post #13 of 32
11/28/02 at 11:55pm
Happy Birthday Will! Congrats on catching up to me finally in age (I urned 30 last Feb). It is a strange year. It has been for me at least...
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post #14 of 32
11/29/02 at 12:30am
30, huh? It's all downhill from there. wink

I wish you nothing but the best on the day of your birth and all the days to follow.
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post #15 of 32
11/29/02 at 12:46am
Happy birthday bud...
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post #16 of 32
11/29/02 at 3:00am
Happy, Happy Birthday!
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post #17 of 32
11/29/02 at 7:00am
Thread Starter 
Thank you, thank you, and a hearty THANK YOU for all the wishes and love. They are very much appreciated. Thank you.

I've been having a bit of a crisis lately. Just knowing that I'm not in my twenties, well, just makes me feel "uneasy."

Well, enough of that obligatory "I'm 30!" rant.

I actually had the day off (well, night off) from work today and I just had a relaxing day. My bro got me clothes and mom sent me cash whose amount shall remain undisclosed. Anyway, I saw "Treasure Planet" with my relatives then a few of my friends got me semi-drunk.

That's pretty much it. Nothing spectacular -- just the way I like it. Right now, I'm watching FOTR (ext. ed.). Thanks, Verbal!

Ugh. I'm 30 years old and 1 Day! The Horror! eek!
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post #18 of 32
11/29/02 at 7:23pm
Christ, you're old.

You should get a cat, then you'd be used to being used and ignored.

Did I mention you're old?
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post #19 of 32
11/29/02 at 7:25pm
And Happy Birthday, goddammit.

But you're still old.
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post #20 of 32
11/29/02 at 11:32pm
And you only got semi-drunk on your 30th?

Man, you're old.
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post #21 of 32
12/2/02 at 1:22pm
Happy Belated Birthday!

Turning 30's not so bad. After about a month for the denial to fade and the realization to sink in, and eventual acceptance is the only option you have.

Welcome to the club, gramps!
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post #22 of 32
12/2/02 at 1:29pm
Quote:
voltes5:
I've been having a bit of a crisis lately. Just knowing that I'm not in my twenties, well, just makes me feel "uneasy."

Well, enough of that obligatory "I'm 30!" rant.

Ugh. I'm 30 years old and 1 Day! The Horror! eek!
Happy Birthday! I just wanted to add that 30 has been a better year for me then all of my 20s combined. I wish the same for you.
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post #23 of 32
12/2/02 at 1:35pm
Damn...Happy belated birthday, Voltes!!!!
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post #24 of 32
12/2/02 at 1:37pm
voltes is now an old son-of-a-bitch.

Congradulations!
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post #25 of 32
12/2/02 at 2:33pm
Happy 30th Birthday, you rascal you!!
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post #26 of 32
12/2/02 at 2:52pm
Happy belated. I echo Kittie's sentiment. Since I have turned thirty I have become a father, moved to a great new city, started writing that goshdarned novel, started reviewing books for one (soon to be two) sites. Your 30's will be great!
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post #27 of 32
12/2/02 at 9:31pm
Voltes, did I mention you're old?
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post #28 of 32
12/2/02 at 11:15pm
Happy birthday voltes
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post #29 of 32
12/2/02 at 11:42pm
arghh, sorry I missed it V, Happy B-day; you're now as ancient as I am, and man - we are old as thee fuckin hills.
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post #30 of 32
12/3/02 at 3:47am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
Voltes, did I mention you're old?
Let it be hereby known that on Dec 12, 2002 @ 6:53 p.m., Jacob Singer says in a thread called "Solaris - one of the best movies in years":

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Jacob Singer:
&lt;snipped to protect the innocent&gt; ... I'm such a bitter old coot.
Not only does Jacob Singer admits that he's old, but he is also bitter and a coot.
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post #31 of 32
12/3/02 at 3:57am
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Holy shit. I am old. I just made two big mistakes in my previous post.
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post #32 of 32
12/3/02 at 2:12pm
You old coot.

At least you can take solace in the fact that no matter how slow and decrepit you become, Jacob Singer will be eleven years slower and decrepit-er...
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