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Michael Bay (the poster)

post #1 of 29
Thread Starter 
I love this guy. Seeing his "quotes" in a sig never fails to make me giggle.

"I've got a hard on and it's not gonna suck itself..."

Give it up for the man.
post #2 of 29
I agree, I read through your sig and Blunts everytime you guys post. Which can get really annoying, but I just can't help it. Bay is one funny fuck.
post #3 of 29
He's great. I'd send him more starlets to fuck but he's been through every single one.

The married ones, too.
post #4 of 29
Wouldn't it be great if it actually was Michael Bay.
post #5 of 29
He's my hero.
post #6 of 29
He's a soulless, vacuous prick...that I completely adore.

I have no doubt that it is the real mccoy.
post #7 of 29
Quote:
Dr. Katanga:
He's a soulless, vacuous prick...that I completely adore.

I have no doubt that it is the real mccoy.
Uh huh. NOT.
post #8 of 29
While reading Rath's sig the other day, I actually thought it was a quote from the real McCoy. No, I didn't know gullible wasn't in the dictionary. When I found out it wasn't from the director I was a little disappointed, but no less amused. Anyway, I have to profess some serious love to that poster regardless. He has a way with words, and some great stories.
post #9 of 29
I thought Michael Bay was Kirby/Innocent X?

Regardless, he's funny when he shows up, which isn't enough.

post #10 of 29
No, Kirby is me. And Dre is Kirby. Understand?
post #11 of 29
And I'm DMX.
post #12 of 29
Who am I?
post #13 of 29
Quote:
mastronikolas is not a spoon:
Who am I?
Blunt...
post #14 of 29
I Dudditz!
post #15 of 29
Does this mean I'll have a frenchman stick a gun in my mouth?
post #16 of 29
If you pay him $20, maybe.
post #17 of 29
Quote:
mastronikolas is not a spoon:
Does this mean I'll have a frenchman stick a gun in my mouth?
It's not a gun...
post #18 of 29
The news about Palahniuk travel fast, I see...
post #19 of 29
Flashback humor, man.
post #20 of 29
I'd come here more often if this place wasn't such a sausage fest.
post #21 of 29
Quote:
Michael Bay:
I'd come here more often if this place wasn't such a sausage fest.
But of course it's your sausage we're talking about...
post #22 of 29
Thread of the month.
post #23 of 29
Michael Bay is my favorite poster.
post #24 of 29
Ooooh, sausage!
post #25 of 29
I bet you like to choke on the sausage, eh, Kitty? And you too, CT?

Note: I'm no fagola
post #26 of 29
Ah, c'mon, Michael! Wipe that "sugar" from under your nose, park that Lamborghini in the nearest handicapped space, and party with us!
post #27 of 29
Bay shouldn't have put in an appearance in response to this thread. He's so much more mysterious when he can't be summoned like a common genie, but instead appears out of nowhere, like a mutant strand of cholera.

Now Lt. Mike Reeves, that guy needs a tribute thread...
post #28 of 29
Quote:
Russell Lucas
[QB]He's so much more mysterious when he can't be summoned like a common genie, but instead appears out of nowhere, like a mutant strand of cholera.[QB]
Yeah, like the wizard in that really old 486 computer game "King's Quest 4"... appears out of nowhere in a cloud of smoke. And when he disppears he says "I must go on a journey".

post #29 of 29
Quote:
Russell Lucas:

Now Lt. Mike Reeves, that guy needs a tribute thread...
Was just thinking of that fine "gentleman" after remembering his brilliant thread talking about the "impact" Spider-man had on him. After busting perps all day Spider-man reinvigorated him like no man could....
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