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Official Thread of the Diva Fanclub

post #1 of 54
1/29/03 at 3:56am
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Anyone can become a member of the fanclub, except Diva.
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post #2 of 54
1/29/03 at 3:59am
Long-time listener, first-time caller. I want in! What is involved? (pleasesayhazingpleasesayhazing)
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post #3 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:01am
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Only two requirements:

Plenty of sex
No Country Music

Does that work out for everyone? At the meetings Diva has to drop treats off before hand. We are a hungry bunch.

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post #4 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:03am
I'll join, because I like Diva.
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post #5 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:04am
I'll join just for the monkeys.
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post #6 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:12am
Quote:
Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
Only two requirements:

Plenty of sex
No Country Music

Does that work out for everyone? At the meetings Diva has to drop treats off before hand. We are a hungry bunch.
Love the country music rule. The sex part, though, is a bit more troubling. Who, exactly, are we having sex with?
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post #7 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:13am
Always been a fan. Always.
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post #8 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:13am
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Quote:
Kiteless:
Quote:
Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
Only two requirements:

Plenty of sex
No Country Music

Does that work out for everyone? At the meetings Diva has to drop treats off before hand. We are a hungry bunch.
Love the country music rule. The sex part, though, is a bit more troubling. Who, exactly, are we having sex with?
We will discuss this in the meeting.
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post #9 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:17am
Diva rocks the living world.
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post #10 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:17am
Sounds good, then! I'll let Kid Ego have the monkeys. Is the grand prize Diva, herself?
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post #11 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:21am
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Quote:
Kiteless:
Sounds good, then! I'll let Kid Ego have the monkeys. Is the grand prize Diva, herself?
Depends on her mood.
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post #12 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:26am
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Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
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Kiteless:
Sounds good, then! I'll let Kid Ego have the monkeys. Is the grand prize Diva, herself?
Depends on her mood.
And, chances are, that will depend on who wins...
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post #13 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:27am
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Well, having said that...my chances are extroidinary.
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post #14 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:52am
I'm in, if only so I can discreetly tell her that she's spelt "diver" wrong.
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post #15 of 54
1/29/03 at 8:38am
Diva is the bomb. She's a ballsy babe with a stong wit and loads of common sense.

Count me in.
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post #16 of 54
1/29/03 at 10:12am
if we are having elections for this fan club, i want to run for treasurer.
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post #17 of 54
1/29/03 at 10:15am
Yeah...I'm a fan.
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post #18 of 54
1/29/03 at 10:15am
I want in.

edited because I am a dumbass.

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post #19 of 54
1/29/03 at 11:32am
What the hell....I like Diva too....I'm in.
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post #20 of 54
1/29/03 at 11:44am
She is my Official CHUD Valentine.
I'm a verrrry lucky guy.
I didn't even have to bribe anyone.
I'll try to channel all your love to her.
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post #21 of 54
1/29/03 at 12:21pm
Ive been a fan of Diva since the day she joined. Always have loved her posts.
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post #22 of 54
1/29/03 at 12:27pm
I love the Deev, but we still need to hang out when I'm in NYC.
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post #23 of 54
1/29/03 at 12:52pm
Her childhood afro kicked ass.
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post #24 of 54
1/29/03 at 2:36pm
I'm there because she kicks ass in general plus she gave me some good advice not too long ago.
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post #25 of 54
1/29/03 at 3:10pm
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Alright, I am president, but we need to take votes on the other positions of leadership in the club.
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post #26 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:06pm
Diva rocks.
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post #27 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:09pm
Quote:
Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
Alright, I am president, but we need to take votes on the other positions of leadership in the club.
May I be "Secretary of Partying-Down?"
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post #28 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:12pm
Count me in!
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post #29 of 54
1/29/03 at 4:13pm
I'm in! I've admired Diva from a distance for quite some time. This might be my chance to get an autograph...and help out with the sex duties at the club meetings. Glad there's no country music. There's got to be rock music for good sex.
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post #30 of 54
1/29/03 at 6:11pm
I've always been a secret admirer. Don't tell Diva, though. She might start closing the blinds on her windows.
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post #31 of 54
1/29/03 at 6:18pm
Woo hoo! Party in my honor. What shall I wear? Oh yeah...nothing!!!

**interrupts party***

Thanks for the kind words all. I definitely don't deserve it.

Dan: Your post is driving me crazy. When did I misspell "diver"?!? All my posts are edited because I always reread them and see a million typos.

Swykk: Not sure what advice I gave, but glad it helped.

**resume party**

Now where's my Gin & Tonic?

P.S. Everyone who posted in here just got a 5-star rating!

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post #32 of 54
1/29/03 at 6:21pm
thanks, diva. i think yer pretty cool.
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post #33 of 54
1/29/03 at 7:06pm
There's no corn in my hole! eek!
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post #34 of 54
1/29/03 at 7:28pm
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The president hasn't voted on the corn issue yet. I might have to make an executive decision on that one.
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post #35 of 54
1/29/03 at 8:23pm
Please do.

Diva is smart. Diva is witty. Diva is best.
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post #36 of 54
1/30/03 at 12:04am
Quote:
Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
The president hasn't voted on the corn issue yet. I might have to make an executive decision on that one.
Well?
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post #37 of 54
1/30/03 at 12:31am
Deev's cool, even if she didn't like 25TH HOUR.
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post #38 of 54
1/30/03 at 1:59am
Quote:
Diva:


Swykk: Not sure what advice I gave, but glad it helped.
It was in this forum I believe and I think Mike "Ludwig" Arsenault started it and you reacted to a few things I and some others posted. It was regarding tough times...black days...etc. You said some kind words and made a lot of sense. I remember shit like that.

Plus, there WAS that shot of your breasteses in the CHUD Boobies thread...but I digress.
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post #39 of 54
1/30/03 at 2:10am
Diva, I think Dan was referring to your posting name when he made the "diver" comment...At least that's how I took it.
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post #40 of 54
1/30/03 at 3:22am
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I have decided I am keeping Diva for myself. Sorry guys.
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post #41 of 54
1/30/03 at 3:28am
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Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
I have decided I am keeping Diva for myself. Sorry guys.
Veto!
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post #42 of 54
1/30/03 at 3:33am
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I am standing by my decision. Diva and I will come to some sort of agreement.
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post #43 of 54
1/30/03 at 2:10pm
Quote:
Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
I am standing by my decision. Diva and I will come to some sort of agreement.
Then you leave us no other choice. Gentlemen(and ladies), we must band together and take down the tyrannus Bateman, Samurai Journalist! We shall storm the halls of his executive offices. We shall burn every Members Only jacket we find. We will triumph...
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post #44 of 54
1/30/03 at 2:59pm
Quote:
Swykk Mikl Thor:
Quote:
Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist:
I am standing by my decision. Diva and I will come to some sort of agreement.
Then you leave us no other choice. Gentlemen(and ladies), we must band together and take down the tyrannus Bateman, Samurai Journalist! We shall storm the halls of his executive offices. We shall burn every Members Only jacket we find. We will triumph...
They may take our lives, but they will never take... OUR DIVA!!!
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post #45 of 54
1/30/03 at 3:14pm
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Kiteless:
They may take our lives, but they will never take... OUR DIVA!!!
Ok. That was some funny shit.
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post #46 of 54
1/30/03 at 4:50pm
Hee Hee. Boys are fighting over little ol me.
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post #47 of 54
1/30/03 at 5:50pm
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Yeah, they are just angry that I get you. I will kick everyone one of their asses, Neo style. There is only one captain of this here buggy. Right Diva?
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post #48 of 54
1/30/03 at 5:55pm
*crickets*
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post #49 of 54
1/30/03 at 6:21pm
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I sense an attempt to overthrow me....uh oh.
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post #50 of 54
1/30/03 at 9:05pm
From a fifth column you never saw coming...
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