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I thought I broke my Cock this morning

post #1 of 14
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My alarm went off and I go to shut it up so I can sleep some more and I knock my Cock statue over. I though I broke it. So I rummage around for it and find that it is ok. I put it back up and go back to sleep.
post #2 of 14
OK, Why do you have a cock statue and why is it by your bed? What kind of cock is it? A rooster?
post #3 of 14
I bet it's more of a "novelty item" than a statue if you know what I mean.
post #4 of 14
You think you've got it rough. This morning my son wouldn't eat my banger.
post #5 of 14
Thread Starter 
lol, good one Blofeld.

It's a Rooster statue and my brother got it for me last Christmas.
post #6 of 14
Why would someone get you a rooster statue for Christmas? Were they all out of bags of rocks?
post #7 of 14
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
Why would someone get you a rooster statue for Christmas? Were they all out of bags of rocks?
It was a gag gift.
post #8 of 14
heh ... of course the cock was a gag gift ... heh
post #9 of 14
So, ehhhhh... you enjoy the COCK?
post #10 of 14
"So, you likah the juice?"
post #11 of 14
This belongs in the Sex Forum because I'm assuming you have sex with the rooster statue, keeping it within groping distance of your bed like you do.
post #12 of 14
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Now that I've had a better look at the cock, it looks like I've chipped it a bit. frown
post #13 of 14
When I first saw this thread title I did a double take.
post #14 of 14
No ceramic rooster rehab clinics come to mind. Sorry!
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