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Assisting our fair Shelby

post #1 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:01pm
Thread Starter 
Ok, so I'm reading through the posts in the sex forum and I notice Shelby's new signature (it's probably been that way for months, but I am SO unobservant). It says...

"Will you help me think of a new signature? I can't think of one."

What do you think? Should we help her out?
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post #2 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:07pm
Beauty-Shop-Stroke-Syndrome.
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post #3 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:09pm
When I ain't whackin dongs, I'm whackin heads.

Tasteless, I know.
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post #4 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:17pm
From a totally objective, selfless point-of-view, I gotta say I've always loved her message in the Voices thread.

"Kiteless, you are my world."

Brilliant, inspired, timeless. Greatest potential signature, ever!
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post #5 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:17pm
'I adore Fett and want his babies'

Just a suggestion...
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post #6 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:19pm
"suck ire"
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post #7 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:20pm
Haha, I totally forgot that I had that as my sig.

Anything listed in this thread will become part of my rotating sig wink
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post #8 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:20pm
Fuck Tony Ryan, he's horny.
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post #9 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:22pm
Quote:
Shelby:
Haha, I totally forgot that I had that as my sig.

Anything listed in this thread will become part of my rotating sig wink
Well in that case:

"I'M LOOKING AT GAY DEFECATION PORNO"
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post #10 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:23pm
Pulp in orange juice is like shredded beef in milk. -Saucy Jack
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post #11 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:24pm
Quote:
grim_fist:
Beauty-Shop-Stroke-Syndrome.
I saw that on the noon news today...
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post #12 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:25pm
Thread Starter 
Shelby: You've had the rest, get ready for the best.
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post #13 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:26pm
Smirk - I said it would be put up...I just didn't say how long it would stay up.

But Kronos, I like the pulp...
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post #14 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:28pm
This is not a test.
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post #15 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:29pm
I win!
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post #16 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:31pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
grim_fist:
I win!
For now.
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post #17 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:32pm
Quote:
from Mistress Shelby vs. The Sloganizer:
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There is no wrong way to eat a Shelby.

If You Like A Lot Of Shelby On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Shelby.

Shelby - It Does a Body Good.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Shelby.
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post #18 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:35pm
Shelby, the San Fransisco treat.
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post #19 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:35pm
Quote:
Shelby:


But Kronos, I like the pulp...
I know...but the line is so good!
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post #20 of 29
1/29/03 at 7:49pm
"Now installing Spyware. Press ALT+F4 to cancel."

Use it, S!
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post #21 of 29
1/29/03 at 8:07pm
Why that's thumb-tapping crazy talk!
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post #22 of 29
1/29/03 at 10:54pm
If you love the Beatles, you think with your brain. If you love the Rolling Stones, you think with your cock.
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post #23 of 29
1/29/03 at 11:40pm
Actually, Shelby gave it to herself:

"But Kronos, I like the pulp...."

That's the one.
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post #24 of 29
1/29/03 at 11:41pm
Shelby! The Box A Django Comes In...
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post #25 of 29
1/29/03 at 11:44pm
Quote:
mikah912:
Actually, Shelby gave it to herself:

"But Kronos, I like the pulp...."

That's the one.
Almost as good:

"Actually, Shelby gave it to herself"-- Mikah
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post #26 of 29
1/30/03 at 2:38pm
Support Your Local Asylum: Buy Polar Disorders.
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post #27 of 29
1/30/03 at 3:03pm
"Eyes on the post, fellas!"

"If you lived here, we'd be having sex by now."
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post #28 of 29
1/30/03 at 3:52pm
"Pumping out cervical fluid since 1990"
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post #29 of 29
1/30/03 at 6:07pm
Shelby - Ass rubbin' good.
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