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post #1 of 30
Thread Starter 
Katanga turns 51 today, or some shit. Laud him here.
post #2 of 30
Happy birthday, Katangaroo.

Hope it's a good one, ya big galoot.
post #3 of 30
Hope the care folks got you a nice saber, Obi-Wan.

Happy birthday.
post #4 of 30
We have to laud him? Here? In front of everybody?
post #5 of 30
Consider yourself lauded. Or is that loaded? I forget...
post #6 of 30
Happy birfday you ancient hooman bean.
post #7 of 30
*Obligatory boo* Oh wait I'm not equipped. Well happy happy anyway!
post #8 of 30
What... no *obligatory sac flash?*

post #9 of 30
Best to you, Katanga. Enjoy the hell out of today.
post #10 of 30
Happy B-day, Katanga.

P.S. - I saw Kill Bill before you.
post #11 of 30
I'm not flashing my sac. I want to keep it.

Happy birthday, Captain K.
post #12 of 30
Consider your cock brutally punched, dear fellow.
post #13 of 30
Happy Birthday!....Cockpunch....is that anything like "Hawaiian Punch"?

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post #14 of 30
Happy Birthday.
post #15 of 30
Thread Starter 
At this moment, the birthday boy is in a 50+ person line waiting for LOTR marathon tickets to go on sale for a mass gathering of fellow Chewers here in December that he has orchestrated pretty much single-handedly.

CLASS.
post #16 of 30
Quote:
Aghora Eats Kittens:
What... no *obligatory sac flash?*
I wasn't sure that his monitor would be big enough.
post #17 of 30
Quote:
General Logan:
At this moment, the birthday boy is in a 50+ person line waiting for LOTR marathon tickets to go on sale for a mass gathering of fellow Chewers here in December that he has orchestrated pretty much single-handedly.

CLASS.
So that's what his precious is.

Anyway, Happy B-Day old guy.
post #18 of 30
Happy freakin' Birthday!
post #19 of 30
Thanks all you lovely bastards.
post #20 of 30
Happy Birthday to Katanga's cock! Okay, to the rest of you too. wink
post #21 of 30
May your puckered arse see 100 years more of fun crap action.
post #22 of 30
Happy Birthday, old man!
post #23 of 30
Must be something in the stars. John Lennon, Savannah, Michael Pare, Jackson Browne, Steve from Blue's Clues...... and KATANGA. Have a great day and a fun year!
post #24 of 30
I ain't punchin nuthin.

Happy Birthday, though
post #25 of 30
I don't know you Cap'n, but that doesn't mean that I won't hire a passle of sex-starved mental patients to reinact Caligula on your person for your birthday. A manic-depressive named Harvey will be playing Malcolm McDowell and a schizophrenic named Walter will be playing Helen Mirren. Enjoy!

post #26 of 30
*double post...for your birthday!*

post #27 of 30
Now I don't feel so old.

Happy Birthday, Katanga!
post #28 of 30
Katanga, my old nemisis. My first battle over at GL.com was a defeat by your own hands. And for that, I must commit seppuku.

But before that, Happy Birthday, you magnificent Cuban bastard.

*slices gut*
post #29 of 30
I punch your cock and slap your hind quarters for good measure.

Happy Birthday oddfellow.
post #30 of 30
A bit late here, but I hope you enjoyed it. Happy Birthday, dude.
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