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post #1 of 37
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Not sure if this has been shared, but our loveable voltes has been striken with need for sudden urgent retinal surgery, and will be out of commission, possibly for the next few weeks.

One retina "collapsed" as doctor's informed him, prompting quick laser surgery. The other eye was given preventative work as well. He pulled a John Anderton and pulled bandages off early to email me, more or less.

He assured me that he will be returning to us shortly. Again, sorry if this is repeat news to anyone.
post #2 of 37
Dave, tell Voltes I hope he gets to feeling better, and I miss him already. I really do miss him.
post #3 of 37
We were wondering where he was, he is usually one of the late night chat regulars.
We figured because of his love for Momotaro and the fact that Momo is M.I.A also that some eloping and Vegas Elvis marriage ceremony had gone on.

I would ask that you wished him a speedy recovery but by the time he is able to read it then I can tell him myself. He will be missed in his absence.

Thanks for clearing up that mystery.
post #4 of 37
Damn! Ok he is excused.
post #5 of 37
Yikes! That sounds serious, I hope Voltes is well again soon.
post #6 of 37
ah shit. I hope you didn't hurt your eye moshing, Voltes.

Seriously though, hope everything turns out all right for him...the board is a lot more boring without him.
post #7 of 37
A few days ago, I read a whole thread that voltes5 wrote, which was a visual analysis of "Mulholland Drive". It was amazing. I want to tell him about it.
post #8 of 37
Voltes is like his character in coldstone. He's a fuckin' bull.

Hang in there, big man...
post #9 of 37
Get well soon, man....Come back...please?
post #10 of 37
Voltes,

I miss you. Come back as soon as you can with your poetic soul.

Love,

Michelle
post #11 of 37
Voltes, I hope everything is well with you. Get back to us soon!
post #12 of 37
voltes, you've definitely been missed. I'm sure everything will turn out alright and you'll be back in the bowels of CHUD in no time!
post #13 of 37
Hope all is well. That's some bad stuff but thank goodness for lasers.
post #14 of 37
I knew I shouldn't have sent him those pics of Momotaro. They were just too much for him to handle...

Get well soon, v...
post #15 of 37
Tell voltes that Jacob Singer says to quit faking it for sympathy and get back to posting, pronto.

Don't make me come out there...
post #16 of 37
Wow, he must be a sight for sore eyes...

V, we've all missed you here, big-time, especially in chat. I know you'll be back and editing our grammar in no time! I'm actually looking forward to it, for once! wink

Seriously, you're in my thoughts big guy. Take care of yourself.

Chris
post #17 of 37
Return soon, and explain how lasers can fix a collapsed retina, you reputationless conjourer of grammatical tickery!
post #18 of 37
I was wondering why we hadn't heard from him in a while. Get well, man.
post #19 of 37
Holy shit. I'll make contact off-board, but just in case - get well soon, sex-python.
post #20 of 37
Get well man.

You're missed.
post #21 of 37
Godspeed, my friend. Hope you get well soon.
post #22 of 37
Guh, that sounds painful. Eye hope he gets better soon. (Get it? Eye? Heh, yeah...)
post #23 of 37
Holy fuck, man.

Get well soon!
post #24 of 37
Come back Voltes! Come back to Momotaro!
post #25 of 37
Shouldn't we warn him about the triffids?
post #26 of 37
Shhhhhhh.....

Oh, and heal up as smoothly and painlessly as possible, V.
post #27 of 37
You better get better damn quick I might have some computer problems that need answering.
Oh the horrors.

Seriously get better, and watch out for the mechanical little spiders.
post #28 of 37
I hope you mend quickly and well!
post #29 of 37
Voltes needs to get his ass back here. Who else is gonna yell at me for using the word 'gay' in a negative context?
post #30 of 37
Hope you get back to feeling 100% Voltes
post #31 of 37
How does a retina collapse? See better soon, voltes.
post #32 of 37
Quote:
gravedigger41:
How does a retina collapse? See better soon, voltes.
It took over thirty posts for someone to finally ask.

Good luck with getting better V.
post #33 of 37
Here's what I found from a search on "collapsed retina".

Floaters are a common eye symptom that occur as the eye ages. If you've ever seen "bugs", specks, faint strings or flashes of light in your field of vision, you've experienced floaters and flashes.
Generally these phenomena are harmless. Floaters, however, that appear suddenly as a cloud of dark spots or a spider web, especially when accompanied by flashes of light, may signal a torn or detached retina. This is a serious eye problem and can lead to vision loss. If you experience these symptoms, it is important to see an ophthalmologist as soon as possible.

Floaters are actually tiny particles that float around within the eye. Usually they are the result of changes in the vitreous gel which fills the large middle portion of the eye.
The vitreous is a clear, jelly-like material which changes with age. During childhood it is solid like gelatin. As we age, the vitreous begins to liquefy.
Sometimes when the vitreous ages and becomes more liquid, a sudden collapse of the gel occurs. This collapse or vitreous separation causes microscopic particles to "float" within the eye, casting tiny shadows on the retina. We see these as specks or webs depending on their shape.

Occasionally floaters signal a more serious eye problem, such as a retinal tear. The retina is a very fragile membrane that lines the inside of the eye, coming in direct contact with the vitreous. The vitreous and retina attach to each other in places. As the vitreous separates, it can pull on the retina at these attachments and cause it to break or tear, especially if the retina has weak spots.
When a tear is present, fluid from the vitreous leaks under the retina and separates it from the underlying layer in the eye. When this happens, the retina ceases to work, resulting in loss of vision.
post #34 of 37
He probably overheated his eye-lasers. Hopefully you'll be back to 100% soon, we miss you.
post #35 of 37
Interesting. But I can't get the vision of a deflated eyeball sitting in a hollow socket out of my head.

Thanks for the research, kitty.
post #36 of 37
I had visions of the Bugs Bunny plunger to the back of the head thing. Apparently that is not the case.
post #37 of 37
Where the hell is Voltes? He has been gone long enough, but I hope you are feeling better Voltes wherever you are?
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