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why i do in fact kinda suck

post #1 of 38
Thread Starter 
Look I have been reading the site for a year or two now but have just become a poster. I really don't understand the problem some of you have with new people posting on this site. I have never done anything to any of you, and i don't consider my comments stupid or pointless even if you all do. I forget the posters name but if I have been "dumbing down", I am sorry. But some of you people have come off as real assholes to me. I mean shit I just wanted to talk about movies, but I guess I shouldn't because you all have been doing it longer. sorry I bothered you guys.

post #2 of 38
You still haven't said why you don't suck.
post #3 of 38
I didn't even know you posted on here before you started this thread.
post #4 of 38
Man, TheBandit sucks! He must be the suckiest sucker that ever sucked...

...whoops, gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.
post #5 of 38
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Slater:
Man, TheBandit sucks! He must be the suckiest sucker that ever sucked...

...whoops, gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.
Weiner kids?

And you suck, TheBandit.
post #6 of 38
Look, Bandit, it's not new folks in general that we hate. It's dumbass motherfuckers who happen to be new. Anyone is welcome, provided they contribute intelligently to conversations and don't clog up the boards with idiotic bullshit. This goes double for idiotic bullshit about Star Wars, LotR, The Matrix or the various superhero properties, since whatever idiotic bullshit they spout has already been spouted eleventeen thousand times, and was probably just spouted last week by another new guy.

Um...what was I saying? Oh yeah, so as long as you don't act like a fuckin' dumbass, you won't be treated like a fuckin' dumbass. I don't know how to be clearer. As far as I know, you're cool.
post #7 of 38
Did anyone ever do this in school when they were the new kid? Like when no one would talk to them or take them seriously, did they go "Hey, I'm new, be nice to me!"

This is like the third thread in the past two weeks or so on new guys proclaiming they're new. Sure, you may have unpopular opinions, but that doesn't mean people don't like you. This is a movie website. Why not talk about movies rather than how no one wants to play with you?
post #8 of 38
Someone copy and paste one of his "stupid" posts. I don't feel like reading everything he ever wrote to find out what the problem is.
post #9 of 38
Rule for newbies:

Get in on the threads that are already present first and then after a week or two make your own threads.
post #10 of 38
I was just looking at some of his recent posts. Where the hell did he bother anyone?

I think this guy has a guilty conscience.....
post #11 of 38
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Ugly Goblin Boy, Slave #1273:
I love your sig Mr. Bateman!
Word.
post #12 of 38
I loved you in Cool as Ice.
post #13 of 38
What happened now? Who is this guy and who has he pissed off? Oh and Mr. TheBandit sir, You don't suck? Prove it. Stick around for a while and enjoy our hospitality. Some of us do indeed suck, but that's never stopped us from making friends anyway....With that said, I'm gonna go crash me a few threads.
post #14 of 38
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Ugly Goblin Boy, Slave #1273:
I love your sig Mr. Bateman!
elzupasmonkey continues to haunt us every time Sean posts. eek!
post #15 of 38
TheBandit sucks ire with much mordacity!

or something something something
post #16 of 38
Yeah, I agree. There are already too many Chewers to remember.
post #17 of 38
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Ugly Goblin Boy, Slave #1273:
I think there are about 50 out of the 5000 registered users that I actually recognize, the rest are filler.
(In a Southern accent with a female voice) You recognize me. Right, Mr. Ugly Goblin Boy? *flutters eyelashes"
post #18 of 38
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Agent 86:
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Ugly Goblin Boy, Slave #1273:
I think there are about 50 out of the 5000 registered users that I actually recognize, the rest are filler.
(In a Southern accent with a female voice) You recognize me. Right, Mr. Ugly Goblin Boy? *flutters eyelashes"
Only when your in the bed and making horse noises...only then.
post #19 of 38
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Originally posted by Agent 86
(In a Southern accent with a female voice) You recognize me. Right, Mr. Ugly Goblin Boy? *flutters eyelashes"
...And I know you from...<?>
post #20 of 38
I guess I'm new so I never expected to dive right in and expect that my posts are required reading. Every time I had a question or something, it got answered. As long as you don't make inane posts and attack everyone, eventually you'll fit in.
post #21 of 38
That is why you don't suck.
post #22 of 38
Yes AstroZombie, that is exactly what makes a person not suck on a message board. But I'm sure if you did suck you would make a tonne more friends. <winky winky>
post #23 of 38
AstroZombie doesn't suck. He's in a band.
post #24 of 38
Hey thanks guys. The feeling is mutual.
post #25 of 38
Quote:
Agent 86:
Quote:
Slater:
Man, TheBandit sucks! He must be the suckiest sucker that ever sucked...

...whoops, gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.
Weiner kids?

And you suck, TheBandit.
Simpsons reference. Sorry.

I suck.
post #26 of 38
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Slater:
Quote:
Agent 86:
Quote:
Slater:
Man, TheBandit sucks! He must be the suckiest sucker that ever sucked...

...whoops, gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.
Weiner kids?

And you suck, TheBandit.
Simpsons reference. Sorry.

I suck.
If it makes you feel any better, I got the reference and I suck!
post #27 of 38
Thread Starter 
Look to be really honest with everyone, I was really drunk on Wild Turkey when i started this thread. I just found it this morning and i agree that i do suck. On another note i have come to a realization about liquor in general. Whatever the label says on the bottle is exactly what you become after drinking it. Unfortunatly I became a wild turkey last night, but in the future you will only have to deal with me as a good ol boy from Kentucky named Jim Beam. Thank you, and sorry if I made anyone mad with my drunkin rambling

post #28 of 38
Dude, I think its safe to say that no one really cares, and if they do then they are the people that truely suck. This thread was fun, it was a little spice into an otherwise mundane Thursday evening. Thank YOU sir!
post #29 of 38
bandit... your cool, don't worry. and to show my token of chewer good will, i hooked you up with a 5 star rating to get you over the hump. happy chewing, and try the quiche.
post #30 of 38
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TheBandit:
On another note i have come to a realization about liquor in general. Whatever the label says on the bottle is exactly what you become after drinking it. Unfortunatly I became a wild turkey last night, but in the future you will only have to deal with me as a good ol boy from Kentucky named Jim Beam.
That's why I stopped drinking bottles of Lisping Bisexual Terrorists Who Love Young Boys. That hangover was a bitch.
post #31 of 38
[quote]Slater:
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That's why I stopped drinking bottles of Lisping Bisexual Terrorists Who Love Young Boys. That hangover was a bitch.
Can you get that outside of Kansas?
post #32 of 38
Naw. But I'll sell you some. REAL cheap.

post #33 of 38
For what it's worth, I dig you, too.
post #34 of 38
For what it's worth, I dig you, too.
post #35 of 38
He digs you so much, he had to say it twice!
post #36 of 38
I dig both Raths and the one Slater.
post #37 of 38
Everyone digs the Slater. Not Slater. The Slater.
post #38 of 38
Thread Starter 
thanks guys and for the record i'll have a little yeeeee haawwwww with my mint julip. Just wait till derby day.
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