The Personal Insults Thread

Hey, an empty can! And ... what are these worms doing here?

Apology in advance for the Qwerty/swykk conflict, though I feel it to be necessary. I don't feel like I'm insulting him personally though. I did post again in the THREADS THAT ANNOY YOU before I got to read where you asked not to converse there, rather link threads instead. That being said, any further heat between us will occur here.

That HellSpawn fellow is quite a dick I hear, I simply can't abide him.

Not really the thread for jokes, fellas.

Sorry!

You should be.
This is deadly serious.
So does this mean I can break the be respectful rule as long as I'm in this safe zone?
Let's see-
Devin is a whiney little shit-disturber.
Wow! I feel like that fat South African guy in Lethal Weapon 2!
"Diplomatic immunity!"

(Micah aims his pistol and snarls "...has just been revoked!" before banning my ass)

CHEERS, fucker.

The Wanker is imitating me!

PissFuck!

I don't really like Devin or Flyers.

Whispering Smith has perhaps the worst taste in films I have ever witnessed.

No offense to Micah or Nick, but this really sucks that it's gotten so bad that we have to delegate a thread to insulting each other.

Just because you're anonymous on the Internet doesn't mean you can't have some class and keep your bullshit to yourself.

I guess some of you just weren't raised right, is all. It pisses me off, and it's ruining a great message board.

Good thing I have no clue who the hell you are.

I think a thread like this is WAY too late. Maybe if we had something like this, all the cockfights involving newbies wouldn't break out all over the boards.

Then again, maybe not. You DO have to read the thread title to wanna click on it.

What's that mental disorder that Angelus has?

Dystogfia?

I hope it's fatal.

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=003741" target="_blank">Diva's such a bitch.</a>

This is my new FAVORITEST thread EVAR.

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=55;t=001247" target="_blank">Fuck you, Delude.</a>

Funny, I completely agree with Delude in that thread. Fuck me too.

Actually, I wouldn't go so far as to call you out since I have no idea who you are. I thought your name was Nordling at first.

I hosted your web site a long time ago, but that is for a totally different conversation.

What???

Small world.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Won't be the first time I heard that. Won't definitely be the last man.

Thanks anyways though.

WE LOVE EACH AT OTHER HERE AT CHUD. Don't we, CT?

Bunny Dracula's posts make my eyes bleed.

Fuckin A. Your not the only one either.

Also: thedudeabides: you are NOT the fucking character from Lebowski. Quit pretending and stop talking in the third person. Also, just becaue somebody's post includes the words "the" and "dude" doesn't mean that they're talking about you, you dumb shit.

I think I know who you are now.

Not trying to be discreet or anything. I'm Ben formally Mr. Jingles, of fangen.

Also, sorry for not using this thread properly. I should be insulting someone.

Yeah, that's you.

I hate the fucking post whores. I mean, if you've been here only a month and already have 600+ posts, that's just fucking ridiculous.

Devin makes a sharp right turn.

Flyers's nose breaks.

Film at 11.

Poxy spends life in demeaning service sector job fit for summering college students and people without reading skills.

Posts pictures of himself with women who wouldn't even talk to him outside of work.

Dies alone.

No film at 11, just business as usual.

If the job's not demeaning to the person that has it, then it's not a demeaning job.

At least my most important decision isn't whether or not to leave my apartment to buy groceries.

Yeah, I guess that's why they ... oh, it's just easier to call you stupid.

Yes ego, let's rationalize that.

Poxy, your most important decision is whether to let that kid who is one inch too short on to the ride.

And I'm sure you're getting all kinds of pussy with that sweet supervisor gig. Do you offer to let them take an extra hour off for a hummer in the back of the Jaws boat?

You really are an asshole.

These are not my words but I feel like quoting them now.

"Bitches leave."

These are the exact same tactics Will used to put down people. You remember what he thought about your job? Its the same stupid shit.

Read the title of this thread, idiot.

edit: meant for qwerty

Thanks, I was really confused for a second

What does this have to do with Will? Are people honestly going to rationalize a grown man who operates rides at an amusement park as having a good job? Can we seriously discuss this for a minute?

I would like to expand on Ned's moronic retort. Because Will made fun of someone's job means no one else can? I mean, I really think this guy has an embarrassing job. I would lie to people about that job if I had it. If I had to wear some lame little amusement park shirt I would be humiliated.

But that's just me being "an asshole." I tend to think that adults should have "real jobs"

If they get paid for it, more power to them.

Too bad for them.

Becuase why the fuck would you want to? If you want to insult Poxy insult him for what he says/does on the board, not what he does for a living. Dont be a shithead. This board is for discussion, all you do is make discussion unpleasant, just like Will.

Also, what you do for a living might be just as stupid to someone else as what Poxy does.

I thought when I was out of high school I would no longer encounter people who just put others down to be mean and make themselves feel better, obviously that is not the case. Your just a nasty guy.

"I would like to expand on Ned's moronic retort."

Name's Ben. I should really change my username.

"Because Will made fun of someone's job means no one else can?"

No, but making fun of someone's job is mean, obnoxious, irreleavant and just makes you feel better about yourself. Why the fuck should you care what Poxy does for a living?

"I mean, I really think this guy has an embarrassing job."

Dick.

"I would lie to people about that job if I had it."

And thats your problem. You really must have issues. If Poxy actually enjoys his job (and it seems he does) all the power to him. Who the hell cares about what you think of it? Why not just keep it to yourself? You are a Dick.

"If I had to wear some lame little amusement park shirt I would be humiliated."

Thats you. I've seen what you look like in posts and I'm sure many people would look down on you. But who cares? If Poxy is happy thats cool. Same thing for you. Why shit on his parade? Why be an ass? You once were polite. Now you spend most of your posts just insulting people. Stop. Grow up. Vent your frustrations elsewhere. Very few people want to see your crap here.

"But that's just me being "an asshole." I tend to think that adults should have "real jobs""

Prick. And your job is a real job? Why?

Uh, Poxy posts about his job all the time. I know you don't get out of that one forum much, but I didn't learn he was a carnie from stalking him - he posts about it.

So if he posts about it on the board, doesn't that mean it's fair game? And if he's so proud of his menial task, why does it matter what I think?

My job is a real job for many reasons, not the least of which is that I never have to wear a shirt that says Men In Black on it to work.

ToeJam, you don't even have a job I'm sure. What are you, 17?

You're ToeJam from Scorched Planet. You're not fooling anybody.