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Reasons why I suck.

post #1 of 17
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In honour of all the suck related threads around here lately I thought it would be nice for all of us to discuss the real reasons why we suck. (Welcome to the place where low self esteem is revealed.)

Reasons why I suck:

-I haven't done any homework in almost two weeks and my math teacher is threatening to shoot himself.

-I thought Greg the Bunny was a good TV show

-I am almost 20 pounds overweight

-I have dyed my hair so many wierd colors it is almost ready to fall out.

-I don't have a car

-I don't have any money

-I am not especially articulate and I can't schmooze properly. This can lead to disaster if you are planning on getting into show buisness.

Feel free to post the reasons why you suck!
post #2 of 17
But you're hot...
post #3 of 17
I smoke like a freight train.

I, too, am twenty pounds overweight.

I am consistantly broke.

I hate my job, but I'm too scared to get up off my ass to try to find another one.

I care too much about what other people think of me.

My self-esteem is almost non-existant (thank you, ex-mr-kittyinjammies).

post #4 of 17
I was serious about the waffles...
post #5 of 17
I get infected, in-grown whiskers, and never look like I've had a clean shave. My face bleeds when I walk by a razor.
post #6 of 17
I also suck because I'm a double posting bitch.

post #7 of 17
because I like to make hickeys.
post #8 of 17
Because I posted a thread saying that I was leaving, only to start posting again two days later.

sorry
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post #9 of 17
I suck because I have NO self esteem and people hate me.
post #10 of 17
Damn, you guys got self-esteem problems...I don't suck. The rest of the world does, though.
post #11 of 17
Because giving head just wouldn't work very well if I didn't.
post #12 of 17
Zing!
post #13 of 17
I suck because I don't have a job and I'm always broke. Any one feel they want to employ an 18 year old kid with no work experience? Eh, eh?
post #14 of 17
I've just skimmed through the ChewerVision thread once more. No matter what you might think, Werewolf Gurl, you definitely don't suck.
post #15 of 17
I thought the lycanthrope chick was beautiful, to be honest.
post #16 of 17
Guys, she never said she thought she was unattractive...

Thank God!
post #17 of 17
Oh, and Kitty? Whenever you need a self-esteem boost, I'm here. Seriously. Ok? You're one of the coolest, most down-to-earth gals I've had the privelege of meeting, and I'd like nothing more than to list off all the things I like about ya whenever you're feeling low.

Keep it in mind.

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