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post #51 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:11pm
Quote:
Rath/Brendan:
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Rath/Brendan:
There was no brother, either.
I do have a brother, but he never posted on CHUD. Thanks for making me look like more of a sociopathic asshole, though.
Um what just happened here?

I thought you had left. For good. This time for real.
post #52 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:18pm
Just wanted to make sure that I cleared the air before I left, Ross.
post #53 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:19pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Rath/Brendan:
Just wanted to make sure that I cleared the air before I left, Ross.
SHall I delete you?
post #54 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:27pm
I'm slime; a monster. Do what you want. I won't be posting again. I don't deserve to.
post #55 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:40pm
THAT IS IMPROPER USAGE OF THE SEMICOLON, RATH, YOU [OBJECT]FUCK. YOU FUCK[OBJECT].
post #56 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:46pm
I don't know what the hell is going on, but it's kind of entertaining. So you guys don't even know each other in real life ?
post #57 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:48pm
How about you guys call a truce and we just forget this ever happened. Life is too short.
post #58 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:50pm
Gives new meaning to the term 'If you're gonna go, go out with a bang'
post #59 of 98
10/19/03 at 11:55pm
Wow, I feel dirty after reading this... I know nothing here applies to me in real life, but I feel strangely compelled to refresh my screen and see what happens next. Bizarre.

Sorry, forgot about the insult thread rule. The dirty fuckers are as follows:

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post #60 of 98
10/20/03 at 12:33am
Quote:
wade:
I don't know what the hell is going on, but it's kind of entertaining. So you guys don't even know each other in real life ?
Nope, never met him before.
post #61 of 98
10/20/03 at 1:17am
It's funny how things work out.

For instance, the man with the "biggest vagina" on these boards just posted above me.

And now, qwerty uiop, commence the attack...
post #62 of 98
10/20/03 at 1:24am
You're so boring. Easily the worst troll i have ever seen, and I mean that in the "very bad at what you do" way.

You make comments in some moderate "tough guy" way, but they are almost never funny, original, or even all that interesting. You're obviously here just to make the other boys touched by their uncles over at Scorched planet like you better. You're oozing your need for validation and acceptance.

And you're way too obsessed with David Boreanaz' weight to be a heterosexual.
post #63 of 98
10/20/03 at 1:29am
There's nothing else. I'm not playing your game; it's a sucker's game on both sides. It's not even entertaining.

Go write a blog about me. Then whack off over me next.
post #64 of 98
10/20/03 at 5:14am
It took you three hours to come up with THAT?
post #65 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:09am
Guys, don't get mad at Rath. Devin's brother stole his password.
post #66 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:11am
You work that gem up with your whole special ed class, forklift?
post #67 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:18am
The only reason you don't think its funny is because you're not laughing.
post #68 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:19am
That's like a zen koan for retards.
post #69 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:20am
What's a koan?
post #70 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:20am
You're on the internet. Use it to learn things, you moron.
post #71 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:21am
I thought about that, but I think it would be less work if you just told me.
post #72 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:22am
Take the time out from jerking it to kiddie porn and use Google.
post #73 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:23am
Thats ridiculous. Who has that many hands?
post #74 of 98
10/20/03 at 6:26am
<strong>What is a koan? This question itself is a koan, for a koan can't be answered or understood by the intellect.</strong>

Attention google: fuck yourself.
post #75 of 98
10/20/03 at 10:35am
Quote:
Crisis on Infinite devincfs:
You work that gem up with your whole special ed class, forklift?
Forklift? This is an insult?
post #76 of 98
10/20/03 at 10:55am
I think Pariah81 used to be known as Forklift here?
post #77 of 98
10/20/03 at 11:00am
Quote:
Adm. Eucalyptus (BeerDie-ologist):
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Crisis on Infinite devincfs:
You work that gem up with your whole special ed class, forklift?
Forklift? This is an insult?
It's a derivation of the Saxon term "four cleft", meaning "cursed with a quadruple-pronged manhood". So, essentially, it's a fancypants way of saying "You are a quad-cocked freakchild".
post #78 of 98
10/20/03 at 11:00am
Quote:
HELP COMPUTER.:
I think Pariah81 used to be known as Forklift here?
Or possibly that.
post #79 of 98
10/20/03 at 11:32am
Quote:
Dan Whitehead:
Quote:
Adm. Eucalyptus (BeerDie-ologist):
Quote:
Crisis on Infinite devincfs:
You work that gem up with your whole special ed class, forklift?
Forklift? This is an insult?
It's a derivation of the Saxon term "four cleft", meaning "cursed with a quadruple-pronged manhood". So, essentially, it's a fancypants way of saying "You are a quad-cocked freakchild".
Well paint my bloomers and call me forklift then.
post #80 of 98
10/20/03 at 11:53am
Whitehead, you spectacularly large anus. Impeccable timing. That made me laugh like a small schoolboy, though.

I quite like 'forklift' as an insult.
post #81 of 98
10/20/03 at 12:15pm
I thought Devin's sig was a "slam" against those who consistently fuck up their quotes in their sigs.

Or maybe I was thinking too much.
post #82 of 98
10/20/03 at 12:20pm
Quote:
Straxboy - An Anthony Hickox Film:
Whitehead, you spectacularly large anus. Impeccable timing. That made me laugh like a small schoolboy, though.

I quite like 'forklift' as an insult.
Though it could also be construed as a complement, judging from that mutant thread on Creature Corner.
post #83 of 98
10/20/03 at 12:25pm
The Corner's populated by a bunch of loveable freaks. Every thread's a mutant threa...oh, right.
post #84 of 98
10/20/03 at 2:35pm
<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=29&t=000444&p=" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=29&t=000444&p=</a>

The above thread could probably now be re-opened and final votes could be tallied.
post #85 of 98
10/20/03 at 2:58pm
Russell Lucas
lost it all- faith, dignity... about 15 pounds.
Member # 1450

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I don't know, Matt. Maybe because I can't think of any lame jokes or unfunny double entendres like you.
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That's a good post.
post #86 of 98
10/20/03 at 3:10pm
(shrug)

I was joshing.
post #87 of 98
10/24/03 at 11:36am
Good riddance to this rubbish.
post #88 of 98
12/1/08 at 7:15pm
never forget.
post #89 of 98
12/1/08 at 7:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf View Post
never forget.
what?
post #90 of 98
12/1/08 at 10:53pm
The boards were so much classier before.
post #91 of 98
12/1/08 at 11:11pm
If we are going to resurrect old memes let's go for Nick writes your obituary...
post #92 of 98
12/1/08 at 11:13pm
He still owes me mine.
post #93 of 98
12/1/08 at 11:41pm
Same here.
post #94 of 98
12/2/08 at 12:04am
Wow, page one is hilarious.
post #95 of 98
12/2/08 at 1:43am
This thread will haunt Rath forever.
post #96 of 98
12/2/08 at 2:46am
Funny shit. So, did Rath actually leave? I presume he is the same as RathBandu
post #97 of 98
12/2/08 at 11:02am
Jesus, 5 years?
post #98 of 98
12/2/08 at 11:55am
Either that was a very well set up joke or Rath was a cunt.
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