From tonight's chat:
<RathBandu> and i apologize but i'm kind afucked up tonight
<RathBandu> ask the rest of the room
<Poxy> Seemed the least I could do for Roman
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<RathBandu> but i mean it all the same
<kittyinjammies> hello goose
<kittyinjammies> rath has been blathering drunk with irish lyrics, or some such nonsense
<Poxy> Sorta like that guy in that Trek episode
<Poxy> "I'll take you home agaaaain, Kathleeeeeeeeen"
<kittyinjammies> argh, i hate this.
<RathBandu> yes
<RathBandu> like that
<RathBandu> im sorry kitty
* kittyinjammies is tired but doesnt think she can sleep.
* RathBandu give kitty a aprreicateive sypmothatetic non drunken hugh
<kittyinjammies> and i hate those damn sleeping pills
<kittyinjammies> thanks
<Poxy> Wow, Rath is speaking Esperanto or something
<RathBandu> somebody needs to come to new york and put me to bed
<RathBandu> cause i am fucked up
<kittyinjammies> maybe its gaelic. he is on an irish kick.
<RathBandu> i scared everoyone out of my room with my bad irish singing
<kittyinjammies> arent you already in your bedroom?
<RathBandu> yesh but im not in bed
<kittyinjammies> so stagger your drunk ass over to the bed and fall on it.
<kittyinjammies> mission accomplished
<RathBandu> im litingi to galeic stomr from titanic and dancing around at random interfavls
<RathBandu> but im not rieeerteereetedddt
<kittyinjammies> huh?
<Poxy> Ah, I remember MY first beer....
<RathBandu> im not on beer
<RathBandu> berer fucking shick
<RathBandu> i am on tequila nd coke
<RathBandu> TEZUWOAL AND MOTHERFUVEIKLING COKE
<DereK> ur gonna blank out and wake up under the toilet bowl
<DereK> black out*
<Poxy> Yeah, 'cause tequila is all smooth sailing....
<RathBandu> i mbetter not i have catholic class tomoorw
<RathBandu> gonna see geneveive and sask her if she befucking that dudei talked to on the fohone toeday
<RathBandu> thats why iam drunk
<RathBandu> cause i gud gher lots and some dude who was her roomate answered the fuckikng floor
<RathBandu> phone
<Poxy> Whoa, you shouldn't be drunk if you're gonna sask someone
<DereK> LMFAO
<DereK> FLOOR
<DereK> ANSWERED THE FLOOR
<RathBandu> so what does that mean that mean that meanst wo things
<DereK> U DRUNK BASTARD
<RathBandu> it means that either he is gay
<RathBandu> or that he si fuckign my geneveive
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<RathBandu> which would not make her my gneeveveve no more
<Goose> back
<RathBandu> i sound like a durnk ass reobereto bengini here
<DereK> drink some more
<RathBandu> and because ia am not ohpmophobic
<RathBandu> i will not say that this dude is gay because it iw woarong to assume shit about peoplse i dongkonow
<Poxy> This is comic gold
<RathBandu> so i wll just assum that he is fucking my jenveive and be goddamn done with it
<RathBandu> and cointie tu drink my fucking tequila
<RathBandu> cause i am fuckied up
<RathBandu> im and rukknog today and i canog get sober
<RathBandu> i wishi h ad wings to fly
<RathBandu> wings to fly, nmotherfucker
<RathBandu> WINGS TO MOTHERFUCKING FLY
<RathBandu> shit, i just heard that jimmy hoffa the senior was missing
<Goose> Poxy are you recording this ?
<RathBandu> oh wait this is that goodamtn wthing ont the righont box
<RathBandu> dont worry jimmy hoffa is still dead
<RathBandu> just likethat asmoantishit pshapnisht
<RathBandu> SPANISH
<RathBandu> dude they made fun of on saturday night life thevers stseasonsthey wereson
<RathBandu> when it was fuckied and aneveryone was fucking one antoher
<RathBandu> did nanoyolne read that goddamn book
<RathBandu> that was a shit ass fucking cwesst titbgbook
<Poxy> Trying to log it
<Goose> hahahaha
<RathBandu> am iin bairikiongo gogddsmn sense
<RathBandu> am im making any goddam sense
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<RathBandu> why dont you cut and paist the chattttt poxy"
<Kid_Ego> damn firewalls
<RathBandu> ]stephanie says and toloureeed is amwesme
* Poxy is listening to Dream Weaver by Gary Wright
<RathBandu> STEPHANIE SAYS
<RathBandu> STEPHANIE SAYS
<RathBandu> i be singing ith s motherfuckoing aosnog gbecauser there is as ackci named stpehanoien in teh rfeking ioroom'
<RathBandu> this chick named stephanie is in my room
<RathBandu> MY FOUCLIKNG AROOMMATE WHO IS NOT THE GOODNAMNT DRUG DEALER TURNED THE CD OFF
<RathBandu> i would whu phi ass ass because he dchainog it but he is begger than mee
<RathBandu> MY ROOMATE HAD A BEER AND CHEEATS ON HIS GIRLFRIEND
<RathBandu> true mothnerufgonign story
<Poxy> Can't wait, such a fan
<RathBandu> cant wait for what?
<RathBandu> i just told the goddamn story
<Poxy> Nothing, obscure reference
* Kid_Ego is reading the CS Epilogue
<RathBandu> some chickitat just spilled pesomp all over her lap
<RathBandu> and my ROOM SMELLS LIKE TEQUILA NOW
<RathBandu> ,-=--king of blue, miles davis and john coltraine who was a coke head
<RathBandu> but he got off it which i respect him for
<RathBandu> and in lamb by christopher moore theires a bassage where the narrator biff who is jebsus best friend
* Poxy is listening to Bakerstreet by Glenn Rafferty
<RathBandu> says that one time god got lost out of heavien like in preacher only he came back
<RathBandu> but they found him in the body of a man niemed miles davis
<RathBandu> which is cool cause miles davis is GOD
<RathBandu> but not as big a God AS WAREREN MOTHERFUCKING ZEVON
<RathBandu> sweet home alabama
* Retrieving #chud.com info...
<RathBandu> playi that at daeabaadns song
<RathBandu> sweet home alabama
<RathBandu> playi ti all night long
<RathBandu> i saw a werewolf with a chinese men ue in shi and
<RathBandu> walikig nthrough te streets of so ho in tehr ain
<RathBandu> i was loooihkong aof aplace called le ohouw fooks
<Kid_Ego> umm..
<Poxy> Just roll with it Kid
<RathBandu> gonna gett a big bbeefe dishi of bef chow main
<Kid_Ego> how much have you had to drink, rath?
<RathBandu> AWOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHH WEREWOVEV LF ONDON
<Poxy> It's Rath's world and we're just living in it right now
<Goose> yep
And it continues.....
<RathBandu> and i apologize but i'm kind afucked up tonight
<RathBandu> ask the rest of the room
<Poxy> Seemed the least I could do for Roman
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<RathBandu> but i mean it all the same
<kittyinjammies> hello goose
<kittyinjammies> rath has been blathering drunk with irish lyrics, or some such nonsense
<Poxy> Sorta like that guy in that Trek episode
<Poxy> "I'll take you home agaaaain, Kathleeeeeeeeen"
<kittyinjammies> argh, i hate this.
<RathBandu> yes
<RathBandu> like that
<RathBandu> im sorry kitty
* kittyinjammies is tired but doesnt think she can sleep.
* RathBandu give kitty a aprreicateive sypmothatetic non drunken hugh
<kittyinjammies> and i hate those damn sleeping pills
<kittyinjammies> thanks
<Poxy> Wow, Rath is speaking Esperanto or something
<RathBandu> somebody needs to come to new york and put me to bed
<RathBandu> cause i am fucked up
<kittyinjammies> maybe its gaelic. he is on an irish kick.
<RathBandu> i scared everoyone out of my room with my bad irish singing
<kittyinjammies> arent you already in your bedroom?
<RathBandu> yesh but im not in bed
<kittyinjammies> so stagger your drunk ass over to the bed and fall on it.
<kittyinjammies> mission accomplished
<RathBandu> im litingi to galeic stomr from titanic and dancing around at random interfavls
<RathBandu> but im not rieeerteereetedddt
<kittyinjammies> huh?
<Poxy> Ah, I remember MY first beer....
<RathBandu> im not on beer
<RathBandu> berer fucking shick
<RathBandu> i am on tequila nd coke
<RathBandu> TEZUWOAL AND MOTHERFUVEIKLING COKE
<DereK> ur gonna blank out and wake up under the toilet bowl
<DereK> black out*
<Poxy> Yeah, 'cause tequila is all smooth sailing....
<RathBandu> i mbetter not i have catholic class tomoorw
<RathBandu> gonna see geneveive and sask her if she befucking that dudei talked to on the fohone toeday
<RathBandu> thats why iam drunk
<RathBandu> cause i gud gher lots and some dude who was her roomate answered the fuckikng floor
<RathBandu> phone
<Poxy> Whoa, you shouldn't be drunk if you're gonna sask someone
<DereK> LMFAO
<DereK> FLOOR
<DereK> ANSWERED THE FLOOR
<RathBandu> so what does that mean that mean that meanst wo things
<DereK> U DRUNK BASTARD
<RathBandu> it means that either he is gay
<RathBandu> or that he si fuckign my geneveive
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<RathBandu> which would not make her my gneeveveve no more
<Goose> back
<RathBandu> i sound like a durnk ass reobereto bengini here
<DereK> drink some more
<RathBandu> and because ia am not ohpmophobic
<RathBandu> i will not say that this dude is gay because it iw woarong to assume shit about peoplse i dongkonow
<Poxy> This is comic gold
<RathBandu> so i wll just assum that he is fucking my jenveive and be goddamn done with it
<RathBandu> and cointie tu drink my fucking tequila
<RathBandu> cause i am fuckied up
<RathBandu> im and rukknog today and i canog get sober
<RathBandu> i wishi h ad wings to fly
<RathBandu> wings to fly, nmotherfucker
<RathBandu> WINGS TO MOTHERFUCKING FLY
<RathBandu> shit, i just heard that jimmy hoffa the senior was missing
<Goose> Poxy are you recording this ?
<RathBandu> oh wait this is that goodamtn wthing ont the righont box
<RathBandu> dont worry jimmy hoffa is still dead
<RathBandu> just likethat asmoantishit pshapnisht
<RathBandu> SPANISH
<RathBandu> dude they made fun of on saturday night life thevers stseasonsthey wereson
<RathBandu> when it was fuckied and aneveryone was fucking one antoher
<RathBandu> did nanoyolne read that goddamn book
<RathBandu> that was a shit ass fucking cwesst titbgbook
<Poxy> Trying to log it
<Goose> hahahaha
<RathBandu> am iin bairikiongo gogddsmn sense
<RathBandu> am im making any goddam sense
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<RathBandu> why dont you cut and paist the chattttt poxy"
<Kid_Ego> damn firewalls
<RathBandu> ]stephanie says and toloureeed is amwesme
* Poxy is listening to Dream Weaver by Gary Wright
<RathBandu> STEPHANIE SAYS
<RathBandu> STEPHANIE SAYS
<RathBandu> i be singing ith s motherfuckoing aosnog gbecauser there is as ackci named stpehanoien in teh rfeking ioroom'
<RathBandu> this chick named stephanie is in my room
<RathBandu> MY FOUCLIKNG AROOMMATE WHO IS NOT THE GOODNAMNT DRUG DEALER TURNED THE CD OFF
<RathBandu> i would whu phi ass ass because he dchainog it but he is begger than mee
<RathBandu> MY ROOMATE HAD A BEER AND CHEEATS ON HIS GIRLFRIEND
<RathBandu> true mothnerufgonign story
<Poxy> Can't wait, such a fan
<RathBandu> cant wait for what?
<RathBandu> i just told the goddamn story
<Poxy> Nothing, obscure reference
* Kid_Ego is reading the CS Epilogue
<RathBandu> some chickitat just spilled pesomp all over her lap
<RathBandu> and my ROOM SMELLS LIKE TEQUILA NOW
<RathBandu> ,-=--king of blue, miles davis and john coltraine who was a coke head
<RathBandu> but he got off it which i respect him for
<RathBandu> and in lamb by christopher moore theires a bassage where the narrator biff who is jebsus best friend
* Poxy is listening to Bakerstreet by Glenn Rafferty
<RathBandu> says that one time god got lost out of heavien like in preacher only he came back
<RathBandu> but they found him in the body of a man niemed miles davis
<RathBandu> which is cool cause miles davis is GOD
<RathBandu> but not as big a God AS WAREREN MOTHERFUCKING ZEVON
<RathBandu> sweet home alabama
* Retrieving #chud.com info...
<RathBandu> playi that at daeabaadns song
<RathBandu> sweet home alabama
<RathBandu> playi ti all night long
<RathBandu> i saw a werewolf with a chinese men ue in shi and
<RathBandu> walikig nthrough te streets of so ho in tehr ain
<RathBandu> i was loooihkong aof aplace called le ohouw fooks
<Kid_Ego> umm..
<Poxy> Just roll with it Kid
<RathBandu> gonna gett a big bbeefe dishi of bef chow main
<Kid_Ego> how much have you had to drink, rath?
<RathBandu> AWOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHH WEREWOVEV LF ONDON
<Poxy> It's Rath's world and we're just living in it right now
<Goose> yep
And it continues.....




