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The wit and wisdom of RathBandu

post #1 of 31
Thread Starter 
From tonight's chat:

<RathBandu> and i apologize but i'm kind afucked up tonight
<RathBandu> ask the rest of the room
<Poxy> Seemed the least I could do for Roman
* Goose has joined #chud.com
<RathBandu> but i mean it all the same
<kittyinjammies> hello goose
<kittyinjammies> rath has been blathering drunk with irish lyrics, or some such nonsense
<Poxy> Sorta like that guy in that Trek episode
<Poxy> "I'll take you home agaaaain, Kathleeeeeeeeen"
<kittyinjammies> argh, i hate this.
<RathBandu> yes
<RathBandu> like that
<RathBandu> im sorry kitty
* kittyinjammies is tired but doesnt think she can sleep.
* RathBandu give kitty a aprreicateive sypmothatetic non drunken hugh
<kittyinjammies> and i hate those damn sleeping pills
<kittyinjammies> thanks
<Poxy> Wow, Rath is speaking Esperanto or something
<RathBandu> somebody needs to come to new york and put me to bed
<RathBandu> cause i am fucked up
<kittyinjammies> maybe its gaelic. he is on an irish kick.
<RathBandu> i scared everoyone out of my room with my bad irish singing
<kittyinjammies> arent you already in your bedroom?
<RathBandu> yesh but im not in bed
<kittyinjammies> so stagger your drunk ass over to the bed and fall on it.
<kittyinjammies> mission accomplished
<RathBandu> im litingi to galeic stomr from titanic and dancing around at random interfavls
<RathBandu> but im not rieeerteereetedddt
<kittyinjammies> huh?
<Poxy> Ah, I remember MY first beer....
<RathBandu> im not on beer
<RathBandu> berer fucking shick
<RathBandu> i am on tequila nd coke
<RathBandu> TEZUWOAL AND MOTHERFUVEIKLING COKE
<DereK> ur gonna blank out and wake up under the toilet bowl
<DereK> black out*
<Poxy> Yeah, 'cause tequila is all smooth sailing....
<RathBandu> i mbetter not i have catholic class tomoorw
<RathBandu> gonna see geneveive and sask her if she befucking that dudei talked to on the fohone toeday
<RathBandu> thats why iam drunk
<RathBandu> cause i gud gher lots and some dude who was her roomate answered the fuckikng floor
<RathBandu> phone
<Poxy> Whoa, you shouldn't be drunk if you're gonna sask someone
<DereK> LMFAO
<DereK> FLOOR
<DereK> ANSWERED THE FLOOR
<RathBandu> so what does that mean that mean that meanst wo things
<DereK> U DRUNK BASTARD
<RathBandu> it means that either he is gay
<RathBandu> or that he si fuckign my geneveive
* Kid_Ego has quit IRC (EOF from client)
<RathBandu> which would not make her my gneeveveve no more
<Goose> back
<RathBandu> i sound like a durnk ass reobereto bengini here
<DereK> drink some more
<RathBandu> and because ia am not ohpmophobic
<RathBandu> i will not say that this dude is gay because it iw woarong to assume shit about peoplse i dongkonow
<Poxy> This is comic gold
<RathBandu> so i wll just assum that he is fucking my jenveive and be goddamn done with it
<RathBandu> and cointie tu drink my fucking tequila
<RathBandu> cause i am fuckied up
<RathBandu> im and rukknog today and i canog get sober
<RathBandu> i wishi h ad wings to fly
<RathBandu> wings to fly, nmotherfucker
<RathBandu> WINGS TO MOTHERFUCKING FLY
<RathBandu> shit, i just heard that jimmy hoffa the senior was missing
<Goose> Poxy are you recording this ?
<RathBandu> oh wait this is that goodamtn wthing ont the righont box
<RathBandu> dont worry jimmy hoffa is still dead
<RathBandu> just likethat asmoantishit pshapnisht
<RathBandu> SPANISH
<RathBandu> dude they made fun of on saturday night life thevers stseasonsthey wereson
<RathBandu> when it was fuckied and aneveryone was fucking one antoher
<RathBandu> did nanoyolne read that goddamn book
<RathBandu> that was a shit ass fucking cwesst titbgbook
<Poxy> Trying to log it
<Goose> hahahaha
<RathBandu> am iin bairikiongo gogddsmn sense
<RathBandu> am im making any goddam sense
* Kid_Ego has joined #chud.com
* United.Chat sets mode: +o Kid_Ego
<RathBandu> why dont you cut and paist the chattttt poxy"
<Kid_Ego> damn firewalls
<RathBandu> ]stephanie says and toloureeed is amwesme
* Poxy is listening to Dream Weaver by Gary Wright
<RathBandu> STEPHANIE SAYS
<RathBandu> STEPHANIE SAYS
<RathBandu> i be singing ith s motherfuckoing aosnog gbecauser there is as ackci named stpehanoien in teh rfeking ioroom'
<RathBandu> this chick named stephanie is in my room
<RathBandu> MY FOUCLIKNG AROOMMATE WHO IS NOT THE GOODNAMNT DRUG DEALER TURNED THE CD OFF
<RathBandu> i would whu phi ass ass because he dchainog it but he is begger than mee
<RathBandu> MY ROOMATE HAD A BEER AND CHEEATS ON HIS GIRLFRIEND
<RathBandu> true mothnerufgonign story
<Poxy> Can't wait, such a fan
<RathBandu> cant wait for what?
<RathBandu> i just told the goddamn story
<Poxy> Nothing, obscure reference
* Kid_Ego is reading the CS Epilogue
<RathBandu> some chickitat just spilled pesomp all over her lap
<RathBandu> and my ROOM SMELLS LIKE TEQUILA NOW
<RathBandu> ,-=--king of blue, miles davis and john coltraine who was a coke head
<RathBandu> but he got off it which i respect him for
<RathBandu> and in lamb by christopher moore theires a bassage where the narrator biff who is jebsus best friend
* Poxy is listening to Bakerstreet by Glenn Rafferty
<RathBandu> says that one time god got lost out of heavien like in preacher only he came back
<RathBandu> but they found him in the body of a man niemed miles davis
<RathBandu> which is cool cause miles davis is GOD
<RathBandu> but not as big a God AS WAREREN MOTHERFUCKING ZEVON
<RathBandu> sweet home alabama
* Retrieving #chud.com info...
<RathBandu> playi that at daeabaadns song
<RathBandu> sweet home alabama
<RathBandu> playi ti all night long
<RathBandu> i saw a werewolf with a chinese men ue in shi and
<RathBandu> walikig nthrough te streets of so ho in tehr ain
<RathBandu> i was loooihkong aof aplace called le ohouw fooks
<Kid_Ego> umm..
<Poxy> Just roll with it Kid
<RathBandu> gonna gett a big bbeefe dishi of bef chow main
<Kid_Ego> how much have you had to drink, rath?
<RathBandu> AWOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHH WEREWOVEV LF ONDON
<Poxy> It's Rath's world and we're just living in it right now
<Goose> yep

And it continues.....
post #2 of 31
This is fun. Especially since the Chat Client works!
post #3 of 31
Kid Ego comes off like Donny from Liebowski in that conversation.
post #4 of 31
This is from the currently <a href="http://www.cusher.net/chat.html" target="_blank">unofficial chat room</a>, btw...

...and the hits just keep on coming.

&lt;edited to pimp&gt;

post #5 of 31
Quote:
Z-Man:
Kid Ego comes off like Donny from Liebowski in that conversation.
I'm confused...I think I've said like 2 things in there...
post #6 of 31
Yeah, and it was like you had your own little conversation going on separate from everyone else. I understood what was happening, it was just funny. You'd come in every five minutes and say "Fuck Firewalls", then leave. I expected to hear John Goodman go "Ego, you're out of your league!"

I don't know, it was funny in my head...
post #7 of 31
Ah...I get it...
post #8 of 31
That is the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time.
post #9 of 31
You're only saying that because the "DUDE THESE TWO SISTERS ARE MAKING OUT ALMOST" portion of the chat hasn't been posted yet.
post #10 of 31
Ego...please please PLEASE post the whole "GO GET SOME ASS" part of the chat...
post #11 of 31
Damnit I slept all through this. Rath seems sober now frown
post #12 of 31
I can never log onto the chat via the site: I always get a "connection closed" thingy. does anybody know what IRC settings I should use to log on via programs like mirc or trillian?
post #13 of 31
Quote:
Sethos:
I can never log onto the chat via the site: I always get a "connection closed" thingy. does anybody know what IRC settings I should use to log on via programs like mirc or trillian?
Go to <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=28;t=000664" target="_blank">THIS</a> thread for the settings, but I'll post 'em here, too.

chatsite.chatspace.com
port 7251,
channel #chud.com.

Hope that helps. You can always PM Kid Ego or BoonSaint for any help, too.
post #14 of 31
Man, I wish I was there....that was hilarious.
post #15 of 31
Rath is a very funny guy, and that chat thread is very funny. I, somehow, can just visualize how he was feeling that night. Rath, wanna partay?
post #16 of 31
I don't know about last night, purple, but I sure am as fuck feeling it this morning....
post #17 of 31
So, how was church?
post #18 of 31
It was aight. Feast of the Presentation

post #19 of 31
Feeling better Rath?
post #20 of 31
Quote:
Mutant X:
Feeling better Rath?
Thanks for asking, mate. I am. Still throbbing, though. But I feel better.
post #21 of 31
Same again tonight mate? That was too funny to not have a repeat performance.
post #22 of 31
I don't think so. We'll see. But I can fake it, if you like...
post #23 of 31
*waiting*
post #24 of 31
This time, he's gotta go nuts and take 3 shots of tequila, instead of the 2 from yesterday.

And to those who are saying "WHAT?" right now, yes, he was drunk off of 2 shots of tequila. Lightweight.
post #25 of 31
Just 2 shots? Christ, i'm not a drinker but even I know it should take more than that.
post #26 of 31
AND he's Irish!
post #27 of 31
Dude, if you could learn to write that shit on command, you would have a lifetime of riches and fame to look forward to. That was completely hilarious.

I had no idea there were that many ways to spell "Genevieve". Or "ask".
post #28 of 31
I hereby nominate Rath to run for Co-Mascot of Chud.com. Seriously.
post #29 of 31
Rath. You have to come to L.A. some day for some serious drinking. Sunset Blvd. Coach and Horses.

Then fight our way to Cherokee and Hollywood.
post #30 of 31
Quote:
Connigit: Prisoner KSC2-303:
This time, he's gotta go nuts and take 3 shots of tequila, instead of the 2 from yesterday.

And to those who are saying "WHAT?" right now, yes, he was drunk off of 2 shots of tequila. Lightweight.
Jesus Rath I'm sorry but thats fucking pathetic.
post #31 of 31
Also, no one posted the part where he started telling everyone how much he loved them. When Devin came in, rath went on about how much he looked up to him.

Heh.

This Saturday, it's going down again. Rath, if you need anything, tell me, i'll buy it for you...it'd be worth it.

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