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got laid today...

post #1 of 23
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If only. But I am shocked no one else did this.
post #2 of 23
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Conflict Lad:
If only. But I am shocked no one else did this.
I've got this gut feeling that come next Friday I just might. If not that's OK too. I've gone this long without getting any, I think I'll be ok with some nice foreplay if nothing else. 8)
post #3 of 23
Thread Starter 
More info than I ever needed.
post #4 of 23
Christ, I always thought that Chewers were better than the stereotype. I guess there are a lot of talk back types here to quote Kevin Smith "who have never seen a girl naked." Damn.
post #5 of 23
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Conflict Lad:
More info than I ever needed.
Hey, you started it. wink You can't lay out the bait without excepting a few bites.
post #6 of 23
I would say it's more pathetic to proclaim such an act rather than keep it to yourself. So you had sex. You won't be the first, won't be the last.
post #7 of 23
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Matt Goldberg:
I would say it's more pathetic to proclaim such an act rather than keep it to yourself. So you had sex. You won't be the first, won't be the last.
damn. and i thought i accomplished something.
post #8 of 23
This, like working out is something you keep to yourself. People only say this kind of shit to impress other folks. Fuck it.
post #9 of 23
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Nick Nunziata:
This, like working out is something you keep to yourself. People only say this kind of shit to impress other folks. Fuck it.
Damn. Somebody needs to get laid.
post #10 of 23
Besides, girls are GROSS.

<Goes back to Wampa Porn.>
post #11 of 23
I'm quite sure this was a play on the "Got Laid off today" thread. Never thought I would say this, but those of you who are on Devin for this, get a clue.

Or perhaps I'm a moron and you are all reacting negatively to g-dude, not Devin. Then you may tell me to get a clue and to go shove a flaming Richare Gere up my ass.
post #12 of 23
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Smilin' Jack Ruby:
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Nick Nunziata:
This, like working out is something you keep to yourself. People only say this kind of shit to impress other folks. Fuck it.
Damn. Somebody needs to get laid.
Nice. I'll be sure to go over that with my wife.
post #13 of 23
I'm sure ol'SJR can make her see reason.
post #14 of 23
Woah, I was kidding about the whole deal...it was a joke. So if I offended anyone, I apologize upfront.

Now, if I didn't offend anyone, then I'll just go back to my wild orgy. wink (again, a joke.)
post #15 of 23
Thread Starter 
I was just parodying the "I got laid off..." thread, guys. relax.
post #16 of 23
I remember what it was like to be single. If I got laid, you're damn right I would've started a thread about it.
post #17 of 23
<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=52&t=000113&p=" target="_blank"> The Last Time You Got Laid Thread</a>
post #18 of 23
Thread Starter 
Don't make a thread about that, though, or the B-sides will jump all over you!
post #19 of 23
Conflict Lad is looking for a record..."400 new threads in one day!"
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Thread Starter 
Sorry I have a lot of ideas. I know it really fucks up your life.
post #21 of 23
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Conflict Lad:
Sorry I have a lot of ideas. I know it really fucks up your life.
Message board addictions are worse than crack.

This is your brain. *Shows an egg*

This is your brain on CHUD *does not smash the egg or fry it. Instead, the egg is vaporized by homemade ray gun made with rubberbands and weeks old Jell-O.*
post #22 of 23
"Don't make a thread about that, though, or the B-sides will jump all over you!"

B-sides is GREAT.
post #23 of 23
I like Kirby's poop thread better. No fighting in there like at home with my parents.
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