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post #51 of 69
11/11/00 at 9:57pm
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Damn! Dumb man got bit
Sumarian rat monkey
Fire up lawn mower.

Most memorable quote?
"Your mother ate my dog!" or
"Kick ass for the lord?"

Once had a friend who
Misheard the above quote as
"Kiss ass for the Lord!"
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post #52 of 69
11/13/00 at 4:36pm
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Damn! Been bumped again.
Stuck in DFW
Flying standby sucks.

DDhelp errors
have renamed the new machine
Big, beige paperweight

Took four day weekend
To relax & set up box.
But am more stressed out.

If you need me, I'll
be gibbering in corner
Waiting Hastur's flight.
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post #53 of 69
11/13/00 at 4:52pm
Still stuck in Dallas.
At least the rain has stopped now
Hastur will get home
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post #54 of 69
11/13/00 at 11:40pm
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T & M in tree
ef you sea kay I ehn gee.
Jack writing haiku.

Tyler Durden says
Sticking feathers up your butt
does not make chicken

Penguin in my cave
Lose everything:Gain Freedom.
Insomnia sucks.

First rule of Fight Club
Do not talk about Fight Club
Use plenty of soap.
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post #55 of 69
11/14/00 at 6:00pm
Sounds like you've taken a highdive on the current state of your life. Lighten up. The boards are FUN. You found your way here didn't you? Many would envy you that feat, if they only knew. You are truely one of the lucky few. You have the always humorus Will. The always downbeat Coyote, the finder of the bizzare, Ms Shelby, lowshot's enternal enthusiasm, Ludwig's tales of animal husbandry, kronos wit, Eddie5's 5th of dringking fun, dajango dancing in his underwear, DB Cooper's daily improving sanity, General Logan to teach you (whether or not you want him to) Blofeld and son give tours of the great Northwest. What more could any girl student want? .............. Okay, you're right, so you do have a reason to be bored.
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post #56 of 69
11/14/00 at 6:26pm
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In Hitchhiker's Guide
Thought I was more like Eddie
I'm more like Marvin?!?!?
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post #57 of 69
3/1/03 at 2:55pm
I suck at haikus
Someone please help me
I suck at haikus
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post #58 of 69
3/1/03 at 4:37pm
Chewers write haiku,
Gracie sprays o.j. through nose.
Back to the sex forum.
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post #59 of 69
3/1/03 at 4:53pm
this is an old thread
how the hell did you find it
amazing search skills
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post #60 of 69
3/2/03 at 12:59am
Staying home tonight
Rocky is on TCM
Raging Bull is next

Brunch with the Chewers
turns into Buffy debate
and talk of cheese love
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post #61 of 69
3/2/03 at 7:12pm
Can you count suckas?
Six Warriors with a girl
Make it to Coney

Got The Thing today
Kurt Russell is a badass
Childs was Goliath
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post #62 of 69
3/3/03 at 2:38am
And now a Showgirls Haiku:

Naked ladies dance
Naked ladies dance some more
Naked ladies dance
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post #63 of 69
3/3/03 at 1:02pm
It's not that work sucks.
It's that Chud rocks my world.
OK work does suck

Lots of geeks role play
Be one of them in the threads
In our our own forum

Chicago was great
Katherine and Renee kick butt.
Richard wasn't bad.
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post #64 of 69
3/3/03 at 1:53pm
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This brings back mem'ries
Of calmer times on the boards
Thank you, Gracie Lou
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post #65 of 69
3/3/03 at 10:06pm
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Stumbled across more of this while looking for one of my stories that fell off the "Also by" list:
<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=67&t=000069&p=" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=67&t=000069&p=</a>
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post #66 of 69
3/4/03 at 4:10pm
Ex-girlfriend problems?
Why not say it with flowers -
Send her a triffid.
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post #67 of 69
3/4/03 at 5:12pm
No more CHUD for me.
I am leaving forever.
Wow, Devin said that?
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post #68 of 69
3/4/03 at 10:19pm
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Quote:
Aghora: Insert Clever Tagline Here:
Ex-girlfriend problems?
Why not say it with flowers -
Send her a triffid.
*falls out of chair, stunned*

Post of the day wink
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post #69 of 69
3/5/03 at 2:51am
Coyote Happy
Aghora is warm inside
Movie geeks...Unite!
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