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post #51 of 95
Women over 40 are noisy in bed.
post #52 of 95
Thread Starter 
A random question...

Did Capitan America misspell his username, or was he going for a cool oxymoronic Mexican general vibe? Need to know.
post #53 of 95
Yo no soy cabinero
Soy Capitan, soy capitan, soy capitan
Ba Ba Bamba
Ba Ba Bamba
post #54 of 95
Nutella rocks.
post #55 of 95
"Money won't make you happy, and happy won't make you money."
-Groucho Marx
post #56 of 95
Why is it the driver side windshield wiper never works as well as the passenger side wiper?
post #57 of 95
A Proof of Beer.

Beer.
Beer is good.
Beer makes me happy.
Beer makes women happy.
Happy women are horny women.
Horny women make me happy.
Therefore, Beer is good.

How's that for random?
post #58 of 95
Why is it that after a couple of beers the driver's side windshield wiper doesn't matter too much?
post #59 of 95
Why is it that when I fart, someone always walks into the office? And when I don't fart and hold it, no one bugs me?
post #60 of 95
Quote:
Originally posted by Beavis
Therefore, Beer is good.
Correct.

Beer is good. The reason therefor is beer's affect on women. Therefore, I shall provide my girlfriend with plenty of beer.

The neighbourhood of St. Germaine is germane to the discussion of Paris.

Octa is Greek for eight. The suffix 'i' is a Latin pluralization. Therefore, octapi is not a real word. Octapodes would be correct, however, modern words — like octapus — do not adopt Latin or Greek pluralizations, and that makes 'octapuses' the correct plural of octapus.

[Brought to one and all by the RLU foundation for more correcter English]
post #61 of 95
Thread Starter 
The hairstyle engineers tell me to get my hair cut every six weeks.

I typically wait about thirteen weeks, or until my hair is somewhat ridiculous.

I'm on week nine now.
post #62 of 95
I usually cut my hair every two weeks.
post #63 of 95
Dear Lord,

Thank you for key lime pie.

Love,

Michelle
post #64 of 95
Well, I think I might be failing Philosophy 111. I just found out that I got a 40 on my 2nd test. The grade in the class is only made up of 5 tests.
post #65 of 95
There are 77 replies in this thread but only one page.
post #66 of 95
Car alarms are pointless.
When was the last time you heard a car alarm and thought, "Gasp! A crime is occuring! I better call the police!"?
post #67 of 95
Clark, the point is for you to hear your alarm and think, "Hey, I don't want my car getting stolen."
post #68 of 95
Thread Starter 
It just wouldn't be a collection of random thoughts until Jabba contributed.


My eldest daughter was at an allergist for the full work-up yesterday. In his words, she's an "allergy train wreck." She's off the charts for several things, most prominently cat dander. We will be finding an alternate location for our spayed, nine year-old tortoise-shell mixed breed. Anyone in reasonable driving distance of Pittsburgh who doesn't have the last name Mengele who might be interested in helping us out could achieve sainthood.
post #69 of 95
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by flyarz
Clark, the point is for you to hear your alarm and think, "Hey, I don't want my car getting stolen."
And, following up on the car alarm thing, isn't it funny now to hear one of those car alarms from 1993 going off? You know, the one that has a succession of four different modes: the alarm warning followed by the ambulance siren noise followed by the nuclear reactor sound.

I hear one of those and think, hey, somebody's stealing a somewhat lame car!
post #70 of 95
My first car was a 1989 Ford Escort that I paid like 200 bucks for (this was in 98). The people who had it before actually put a car alarm on it!

My question is this....Who the hell would want to steal an Escort, and a 10 year old one at that? The thing didn't have a decent stereo system or anything in it. In fact, I left the doors unlocked all the time, and no one even came near it!
post #71 of 95
Quote:
Originally posted by Social likes to jump in leaves
My question is this....Who the hell would want to steal an Escort, and a 10 year old one at that? The thing didn't have a decent stereo system or anything in it. In fact, I left the doors unlocked all the time, and no one even came near it!
Escorts are big on the black market in Asia. By big, I mean they are bigger than most people in China. Lots of people over there are small.

I need help.
post #72 of 95
Billz, I'm bigger than most people in China......and that's pretty damn sad.
post #73 of 95
Quote:
Originally posted by Social likes to jump in leaves
Billz, I'm bigger than most people in China......and that's pretty damn sad.
I like little women. Except Kid Ego.
post #74 of 95
Damn you, Billz! Now Kid's in cowering in the corner crying his eyes out! I must go comfort him....
post #75 of 95
A Daffy Duck cartoon is like a Jenna Jameson movie: it ain't quite as good until they get a shot in the face.
post #76 of 95
Damn.... Pigeons don't help dispose of the remains....
post #77 of 95
Thread Starter 
I've been battling pinkeye for the past nine days.
post #78 of 95
That sucks, man! Unfortunately that's one of those things that just has to run it's course.
post #79 of 95
Ummmm....Crazy!
post #80 of 95
Quote:
Originally posted by Russell Lucas
I've been battling pinkeye for the past nine days.
I had pinkeye once and my dad gave me this ointment that made it vanish almost immediately. I can't remember what it was called, just that it said "For use in dogs only" on the tube. My dad is a vet.
post #81 of 95
Quote:
Originally posted by Social likes to jump in leaves
My first car was a 1989 Ford Escort that I paid like 200 bucks for (this was in 98). The people who had it before actually put a car alarm on it!
Try having a 1989 Ford FESTIVA in 2000. 0-60mph in 4.3 minutes. A real chick magnet it was.
post #82 of 95
The term "Chick Magnet" implies that chickens are comprised of some sort of metal.
post #83 of 95
Cogito Ergo Sum - I think, therefor I am....but, if I think not...am I not?
post #84 of 95
Green Jello SUX!
post #85 of 95
Little Pig Little Pig Let me In!
post #86 of 95
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally posted by Russell Lucas
I've been battling pinkeye for the past nine days.
It completely healed, and now has returned.

Just thought this should be public.

I'm thinking that sleeping with my contacts is making this worse.
post #87 of 95
Random coughing fits in the middle of the night are not fun.
post #88 of 95
3-for-1 bonus!

1. There is a town in Montana named "Drummond". Every time I drive by it I think of Kirby.

2. I wonder, did Scott Baio give R-LU the pink eye?

3. Who do I have to pray to for Nick to eliminate pictures and impose character limits on signature files?
post #89 of 95
Thread Starter 
I should have clarified. I wore my glasses for a week, and it healed totally. I got lazy and slept in my contacts for a couple nights and it returned. It's actually a weird coincidence.
post #90 of 95

Ok, honest question. Is it better to resurrect a long dead thread because the now excellent search function can find a topic I was thinking about creating? Or should I let the bones forums past lie undisturbed? Personally I sometimes like finding these time capsules.

 

Now to my random thought. The fruit of a plant is meant to act as a lure for animals, so the animal can spread the plant's seeds. So why did I feel a tinge uncomfortable today when I cut and grilled my first batch of zucchini outside in front of the very plant they came from. I felt like I was showing the plant what I planned to do with all of delicious babies, and it should despair. The funny thing is, I felt no emotion toward the chicken which I had already cooked.

post #91 of 95

Last night I dreamed I was laying in bed (clothed) with Gillian Anderson discussing if she was going to do a third X-Files film.

post #92 of 95

And was she?

post #93 of 95

She really didn't want to.

post #94 of 95

Do the third X-Files movie or be in the bed with you?

post #95 of 95

Do a third X-Files.

 

Last night I had a dream Seth Rogan was trying to convince me I need to leave my hometown. In his words: "Dude, you just need to get the fuck out of here man!". We weren't laying in bed thank God.

 

I've had alot of celebrity dreams in my life, never two this close together.

 

A recurring dream I've had all my life is I'm driving a car in the dark, the headlights go out, yet I'm able keep on driving in total blackness.

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