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post #51 of 95
2/7/03 at 8:44pm
Why do you hate me?
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post #52 of 95
2/7/03 at 8:53pm
I was already a Slater fan, now I worship him.
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post #53 of 95
2/7/03 at 9:17pm
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Slater: The XTreme Ass Edition:
ADAM WARREN:

You are a complete failure in your job as a children's doctor, perhaps due to your lifelong hobby of furiously shaking ant farms.

And by "ant farms", I mean "newborn infants".
I asked you why you hated me. Not how I could give you a hard-on.
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post #54 of 95
2/7/03 at 9:48pm
Hate away.
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post #55 of 95
2/8/03 at 12:33am
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Slater: The XTreme Ass Edition:
G-DUDE:

Your secret belief that overusing ridiculous emoticons makes you special will finally be validated when the school district gives you your own private bus to ride, complete with a motorized ramp, full-body restraints, and tasty pudding cups.
Ouch, that really hurt. I think you've bloodied my nose a little. Nice work.

Here's some emoticons for ya: wink
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post #56 of 95
2/8/03 at 3:45am
I thought you were getting these from Onion horoscopes. Maybe I'm wrong.

Do me.
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post #57 of 95
2/10/03 at 2:27pm
Thread Starter 
Okay, I'll do some more. Not feeling particularly funny today, though, so these will probably suck.

DJ DYLAN:

Your boasts that the character Gollum is partially based upon your personality will surprisingly turn out to be accurate. This is not because you have hidden emotional depths, however, but rather because Peter Jackson finds you a pathetically needy emotional wreck.
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post #58 of 95
2/10/03 at 2:29pm
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SEAN BATEMAN:

You're not sure which is more distressing--the fact that Freddie Prinze Jr. wrote you a role in his Mutant X script as The Incredible Goatfucker, or the fact that his characterization is spot-on accurate.
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post #59 of 95
2/10/03 at 2:32pm
Lick the taint. Hit me.
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post #60 of 95
2/10/03 at 2:33pm
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CONNIGIT:

Abandoning your lifelong dream of creating the world's most ineffective condom was a wise move. Concentrating your efforts on creating the world's most painful condom, on the other hand, was not.
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post #61 of 95
2/10/03 at 2:35pm
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SMIRK:

Nobody believes your feigned surprise over your sudden anal rupturing. It's common knowledge that horses have really long cocks.
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post #62 of 95
2/10/03 at 2:40pm
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ANDRE DELLAMORTE:

In the twilight of your life, two facts have become painfully clear to you: Children normally don't breastfeed until they are seventeen, and breastfeeding usually doesn't involve your father's penis.
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post #63 of 95
2/10/03 at 4:03pm
Please do me. PLEASE.
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post #64 of 95
2/10/03 at 5:20pm
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MUTANT X:

You're named after a show that is being written by Freddie Prinze Jr. With this in mind, nothing I could possibly say to you would be even half as humiliating or degrading as the shivering shitclump you call your life.
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post #65 of 95
2/10/03 at 6:30pm
I'll bite. How can one possibly hate Diva?
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post #66 of 95
2/10/03 at 6:32pm
you don't know me well enough not to hate me- so what's my crime?
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post #67 of 95
2/10/03 at 6:35pm
Slater says he's having an off day, but I'm still dying over here.
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post #68 of 95
2/10/03 at 6:41pm
Quote:
Slater: The XTreme Ass Edition:
A double threat of White Russians and bowling is currently calling my name.
You SO belong here.
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post #69 of 95
2/10/03 at 6:49pm
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DIVA:

Nobody criticizes you for living in an imaginary fantasy world. People would be much more critical, however, to learn that your world is populated entirely by CGI creatures who vaguely resemble anthropomorphized caricatures of Jim Varney's left asscheek.
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post #70 of 95
2/10/03 at 6:55pm
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JENNIFER:

Just as you've always feared, your propensity for disgorging dead sewer rats at inopportune times will not win you any fans at the Nobel Peace Prize summit.
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post #71 of 95
2/10/03 at 6:56pm
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KIRBY:

Your nostalgic love of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is fine and dandy. Regardless of this fact, "I want to fuck Master Splinter until my ears bleed" does not belong on a job resume.
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post #72 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:00pm
Yeah, man, share the hate!

[edited to add a silly smiliey face]
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post #73 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:13pm
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CART00N:

Great artists are always misunderstood by their peers. Since you don't have a smidge of artistic talent, however, it is unlikely that the police will believe that your Muse drove you to bugger those Cub Scouts while dressed like Mayor McCheese.
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post #74 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:20pm
Funny funny shit.
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post #75 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:21pm
You don´t hate me Slate. I´m just too nice and you know that wink
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post #76 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:21pm
Please.
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post #77 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:50pm
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MYERS:

You are constantly frustrated by your inability to get your posts across on the message board. May we humbly suggest typing with your fingers, instead of banging your cock against the keyboard and bleating helplessly?
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post #78 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:52pm
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KEVIN MATCHSTICK:

In case you're wondering, yes, your secret midnight hobby *is* legally protected, as long as you're living in Arkansas and using a condom. That still doesn't change the fact that you're making Jesus cry.
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post #79 of 95
2/10/03 at 7:55pm
I can hack it. Hit me.
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post #80 of 95
2/10/03 at 8:03pm
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Done for the day...insult well is definitely running dry. Might do a few more tomorrow, if anybody cares.
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post #81 of 95
2/10/03 at 8:08pm
You don't know me Slater, so hit me with yer best shot...come on, lay me out...
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post #82 of 95
2/10/03 at 8:09pm
Aw, I was too late, oh well, I'll have to wait till the sucker comes back. hehehe
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post #83 of 95
2/10/03 at 10:45pm
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Slater Is Your Density:
DIVA:

Nobody criticizes you for living in an imaginary fantasy world. People would be much more critical, however, to learn that your world is populated entirely by CGI creatures who vaguely resemble anthropomorphized caricatures of Jim Varney's left asscheek.
Excellent. I have a new sig!
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post #84 of 95
2/11/03 at 12:36am
I must recieve this blessing. Bestow upon me the honor of being abused by words.
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post #85 of 95
2/11/03 at 2:24pm
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EYEBALL KID:

You are a sensitive, intelligent person. Your propensity for drinking fuckwater, however, negates all of these positive traits.
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post #86 of 95
2/11/03 at 2:28pm
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NICK WOLFWOOD:

You have long considered yourself to be an eloquent debater and a master of conversation. This doesn't change the fact that you will soon find yourself completely unable to defend your disturbing collection of John Ashcroft stroke pictures.
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post #87 of 95
2/11/03 at 2:30pm
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UNFROZEN CAVEMAN FILMMAKER:

You find yourself disappointed that once again the Oscars have snubbed you for a Best Actor nomination, despite the fact that you have never appeared in a movie. Take solace in the fact that you are still a strong contender for the "Most Misshapen and Foul-Smelling Testicles" Oscar.
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post #88 of 95
2/11/03 at 3:15pm
Excellent! "Fuckwater" indeed!
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post #89 of 95
2/11/03 at 4:15pm
Well, at least you're honest....
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post #90 of 95
2/11/03 at 4:38pm
What do you think thousands of years in the vice-like grip of a glacier will do to a man? And what were you doing near my testes? You sick fuck!
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post #91 of 95
2/12/03 at 1:02pm
Thread Starter 
Well, seeing as how the responses are drying up and I'm damn near out of insults, I'll just give this thread a preemptive kill right now.

Hope I made a few of you bastards laugh, and I hope that nobody took anything I said here seriously (although I think I lost a star during the whole process, so I guess somebody did get pissed off...). In any case, thanks for indulging me, guys.
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post #92 of 95
2/12/03 at 1:27pm
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Slater Is Your Density:
Well, seeing as how the responses are drying up and I'm damn near out of insults, I'll just give this thread a preemptive kill right now.

Hope I made a few of you bastards laugh, and I hope that nobody took anything I said here seriously (although I think I lost a star during the whole process, so I guess somebody did get pissed off...). In any case, thanks for indulging me, guys.
This is some funny funny stuff so go on then pal, do your worst.
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post #93 of 95
2/12/03 at 1:34pm
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Quote:
The WickerMan:
This is some funny funny stuff so go on then pal, do your worst.
You obviously missed the point of my last post.
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post #94 of 95
2/12/03 at 1:41pm
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Slater Is Your Density:
Quote:
The WickerMan:
This is some funny funny stuff so go on then pal, do your worst.
You obviously missed the point of my last post.
Obviously
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post #95 of 95
2/14/03 at 5:49pm
Quote:
Slater Is Your Density:
CART00N:

Great artists are always misunderstood by their peers. Since you don't have a smidge of artistic talent, however, it is unlikely that the police will believe that your Muse drove you to bugger those Cub Scouts while dressed like Mayor McCheese.
Truly inspired, Slater. I will treasure this, always...
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