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In a time of need...when the people cried out for heroes...

post #1 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:30am
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What they got...was TEAM DJANGO.

That's right kids, now YOU can be one of the few and proud members of the elitist group of the 21st Century.

All you gotta do is come here and post why you think you should become one of the thousands of registered Team Django members that run rampant across this fine planet. Who take out the trash in this very sewer.

Service guarantees citizenship.

TDj ELITE BLACK OPS UNIT "BLACK FLIGHT" and SPECIAL FORCES UNIT "TEXAS THUNDER" are hereby recalled to FULL ACTIVE DUTY

DJEvil...grim_fist...General Zod...raoul duke...DB Cooper...flyers130...Kronos...Eddie 5...Poxy...

Meet me if full combat dress in the motorpool immediately.

Dellamorte...you're hereby promoted to full combat duty.

Shelby...round up the TEAM DJANGO'S GLAMOUR GALS and get 'em gussied up for undercover work...

Raise your RIGHT HANDS and REPEAT AFTER ME...

Ee he o he-o cowboy
Ee he o he-o oooo
Ee he o he-o cowboy, cowboy, cowboy
Under the moon.
I was riding my horse
Down by the Rio Grand-ee
And all of the coyotes singin' singin'
In a prairie symphony.

I was riding my horse
Down by the Rio Grand-ee
When I see me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy
Ridin' towards me.

Ee he o he-o cowboy
Ee he o he-o oooo
Ee he o he-o cowboy, cowboy, cowboy
Under the moon.

Giddyup...

As for you new people...I only have ONE RULE...
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post #2 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:32am
Whats this rule you speak of?
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post #3 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:35am
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DEEDS NOT WORDS
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post #4 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:35am
Fuck it sign me up.

I have this need to belong
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post #5 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:36am
I must join team Django, sign me up.
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post #6 of 78
2/8/03 at 1:11am
Ah, Django...always the opportunist...



You know I will baby.
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post #7 of 78
2/8/03 at 1:14am
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You can't beat a Django. You must join a Django...
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post #8 of 78
2/8/03 at 1:26am
I'll speak for the silent majority when I say "no thanks"...
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post #9 of 78
2/8/03 at 1:28am
Bitches Leave...
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post #10 of 78
2/8/03 at 4:20am
This gonna be a stand-up fight or just another bug hunt?
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post #11 of 78
2/8/03 at 4:33am
Why should I be allowed to join Team Django?

Because I'm fucked in the skull.

Because I stalk Natalie Portman.

Because I'm a lightweight who can't hold his liquor.

But perhaps most importantly, I have a secret weapon.

My brother.

The product of centuries of irish inbreeding, he is fierce. He is loyal to me. And he is, without a doubt, one of the meanest fuckin' thread killers on this planet.

I open this basket, and hell comes out.

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post #12 of 78
2/8/03 at 4:43am
There are no heroes anymore, just men who follow orders...
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post #13 of 78
2/8/03 at 4:44am
Because I just damn rule!!!! And because ive been left out of the other draft.

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post #14 of 78
2/8/03 at 4:45am
You know I'm in.
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post #15 of 78
2/8/03 at 4:57am
Ugly Goblin Boy speaks for me.
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post #16 of 78
2/8/03 at 5:32am
Quote:
voltes5:
Bitches Leave...
Hmmmmmm...I guess that means me....Heading for the door...

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post #17 of 78
2/8/03 at 5:40am
Active Duty? Hey, sounds good to me.

Just one question:

Will I get to kill anyone?
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post #18 of 78
2/8/03 at 5:44am
Just got rid of django, don't need it again.
All the itching....
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post #19 of 78
2/8/03 at 8:46am
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Dylan...we never turn anyone down unless the got boogie fever on Taco Night and can't stand in the hot lunch line.

Poxy...all we know is that there's still no contact from the colony and that a xenomorph may be involved.

Yes Cooper...you'll finally get to kill someone.

And yes Johnny...we get to win this time...
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post #20 of 78
2/8/03 at 11:24am
I'll dig out my membership card and get back to business if you can tell me what the difference between a citizen and a civilian is...
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post #21 of 78
2/8/03 at 11:31am
....**bgdabgdabgdaBGDABGDABGDABGDABGDABGDABGDA..SCREEETCH*

Sorry...bike wouldn't start.

So, who's the mark?
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post #22 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:07pm
Full Active Duty, hell yes.
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post #23 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:36pm
Quote:
Ladies Love Cool Django:
Poxy...all we know is that there's still no contact from the colony and that a xenomorph may be involved.
I just need to know one thing: where they are.
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post #24 of 78
2/8/03 at 12:47pm
while I appreciate the chance to quote Aliens dialogue to no end, I'm afraid I'll wait for Laugharn to start a movement. It seems like it would be much less work.

You guys have oodles of fun though!

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post #25 of 78
2/8/03 at 1:22pm
Call, you should have been here for the ROAD TRIP®.
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post #26 of 78
2/8/03 at 1:39pm
"All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in TEAM DJANGO! A day in the TEAM DJANGO is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the TEAM DJANGO!"

Hell yes I'm with this.
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post #27 of 78
2/8/03 at 4:06pm
Biscuits, you look like I feel.
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post #28 of 78
2/8/03 at 9:57pm
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Somebody wake up Pollock...
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post #29 of 78
2/8/03 at 10:04pm
What exactly are we dealing with here?
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post #30 of 78
2/8/03 at 10:07pm
I'd like to join....but only if I get to nuke the site from orbit.
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post #31 of 78
2/8/03 at 10:14pm
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Sure.

After all nuking Burbank from orbit...it's the only way to be sure...
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post #32 of 78
2/10/03 at 12:17pm
"Black Flight" back in action? Excellent. The game is NOT over.
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post #33 of 78
2/10/03 at 1:19pm
I can't wait to see Ludwig pull his Cash-style drag routine.
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post #34 of 78
2/10/03 at 1:47pm
I've got my black leather catsuit and ass-kickin' high-heeled boots on. I'm ready for action!
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post #35 of 78
2/10/03 at 2:18pm
Did IQ's drop suddenly while I was away?
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post #36 of 78
2/10/03 at 4:49pm
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Cat-suits. Nothing says lovin' better than cat-suits.

And here at Team Django...at least we don't fuck each other over for a goddamn percentage...
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post #37 of 78
2/10/03 at 4:58pm
You're just a grunt ...no offense.
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post #38 of 78
2/10/03 at 5:01pm
Quote:
Diva Does Django:
I've got my black leather catsuit and ass-kickin' high-heeled boots on. I'm ready for action!
Yao Ming! That'd look so good on the back of a Harley!

And being the Outrider for The Team...
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post #39 of 78
2/10/03 at 5:02pm
Just tell me one thing, Django. You're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out?
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post #40 of 78
2/10/03 at 5:10pm
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That's the plan...
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post #41 of 78
2/10/03 at 5:14pm
This little Ludwig survived longer than that with no weapons and no training, right?
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post #42 of 78
2/10/03 at 5:22pm
Alright, I'm in.
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post #43 of 78
2/10/03 at 5:24pm
Private NX reporting for duty, SIR.

Who would you like me to kill, SIR!

In case your wondering I joined for the tax free booze, SIR!
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post #44 of 78
2/10/03 at 6:07pm
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We can swing that, Cadet. We can swing that.

And I guess Kiteless don't like the cornbread either...
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post #45 of 78
2/10/03 at 6:15pm
Hey Django, do the thing with the knife.
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post #46 of 78
2/10/03 at 6:15pm
But it's home-made cornbread, what's not to like?

And, hey, when is the Team planning for another Operation: Big Sky Country?
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post #47 of 78
2/10/03 at 6:27pm
Quote:
Majin Kronos:
Quote:
Diva Does Django:
I've got my black leather catsuit and ass-kickin' high-heeled boots on. I'm ready for action!
Yao Ming! That'd look so good on the back of a Harley!

And being the Outrider for The Team...
Heh. When I said "ready for action," I wasn't talking about combat. wink
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post #48 of 78
2/10/03 at 6:37pm
Hey Diva, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
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post #49 of 78
2/10/03 at 6:51pm
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No...have you?

You guys plan the next manuver...shine your shoes...drink your drinks...

...I'm gonna take Miss Diva in back and de-brief her...
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post #50 of 78
2/10/03 at 6:56pm
Hey, I wouldn't mind getting me some more a that Arcturan poontang. Remember that time?
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