Here's mine:
"Stalker wishes he could do it with Gracie, but she's married."

"Chewers CHUD when they can."
"Joe Millionaire as Superman is as refreshing as getting a tooth pulled."
"Paprika chicken baby!"
"GUAPO!"
"I don't speak Mexican."
"We came to this planet looking for intelligent life. OOPS, we made a mistake."
"So happy to be in America; Don't ask for green card."