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The Ten Greatest Threads in CHUD History

post #1 of 22
Thread Starter 
By process of nominations, seconds and voting, we're going to vote the Top Ten Threads in CHUDstory. This, as much as anything, will remind old-timers why they love this place and encourage newfolk to emulate past greatness.

The Rules:

1. Anyone with 1500 or more posts (multiple useraccounts can be combined) can nominate three threads deemed worthy of greatness. Each nomination should be accompanied with a link to the thread that is being nominated. You need not nominate all three at once, but nominations close on 11:59 P.M. on Tuesday, February 11.

Yeah, I know it's exclusionary to keep the new folks out of nominating, but they'll have power to second nominations and vote on the eventual Top Ten.

2. To make the final voting, a nominated thread must be seconded. Each person can second three nominations. Seconding can be done any time, but any nominations not seconded by 11:59 P.M. on Wednesday, February 12 will not go into the voting.

3. Beginning on Thursday, February 13 and continuing through 11:59 on Sunday, February 16, all users can vote for the three threads, with three points going to the first place, two to second and one to third. From those, we'll take the Top Ten.

Obviously, you can nominate a thread for any reason you like. I think a few remarks backing up why you think a thread is great are appropriate.

Feel free to use this thread for nominations. If there's actual interest in this, perhaps we'll open a comments thread, then a voting thread.

If there's no interest, I'll slink away and lobby for the return of the "delete thread" option.

EDIT: My last paragraph appears to have been prescient. Still, a good excuse to link to a few good pieces of work.

post #2 of 22
Thread Starter 
Here's my first nomination. A two-parter:

Somebody please empty a clip of 9mm into my head-- I'm in a crappy bar band

Find it here:

<a href="http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Forum14/HTML/000427.html" target="_blank">http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Forum14/HTML/000427.html</a>

and here:

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=14;t=000526" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=14;t=000526</a>

I found the site and the boards right around the time this got started. A well-told story with a lot of heart and soul in it. Humor...tragedy...wit. This thread has it all.

post #3 of 22
Thread Starter 
One thread I wish I could nominate, but can't, was called "Plane Crashes into WTC" by Mr. Drummond Pulver. What an incredible thing that was. A true historical record.

Alas, gone into the ether.
post #4 of 22
*scratches head*
post #5 of 22
My first nomination is for the longest running thread in the history of CHUD, in its many incarnations.

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=001958&p=" target="_blank">The Ask A Question/Answer A Question Thread</a>
post #6 of 22
First nomination goes to a two-parter too: The Asian films thread, which started out in the Chewers forum here: <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=66;t=000265;p=11" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=66;t=000265;p=11</a>

before finding its final incarnation here: <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=65;t=000299;p=" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=65;t=000299;p=</a> (13 pages and still going strong).

A thread full of great knowledgeable people, and one where discussion is always good, I think of it as a niche within CHUD.
post #7 of 22
I'm having a hard time pinpointing the first appearance of Rath's brother, but I think that'd be my choice. wink
post #8 of 22
Quote:
russelllucas:
One thread I wish I could nominate, but can't, was called "Plane Crashes into WTC" by Mr. Drummond Pulver. What an incredible thing that was. A true historical record.

Alas, gone into the ether.
Seconded.

And though the original is lost, the second one is <a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=000006&p=" target="_blank">here</a>.

post #9 of 22
post #10 of 22
My nominations:

1. <a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=62&t=000067&p=" target="_blank">The Coldstone Epilogue</a>

2. <a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=24&t=001705&p=" target="_blank">Shelby's original "Call and leave me a message"</a>

3. <a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=24&t=002264&p=" target="_blank">Me and Verbal's epic CHUD Fight</a>
post #11 of 22
Thread Starter 
I'll use my second nomination for one of Dan's-- a tribute to <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=000500" target="_blank">Modok</a>.

It's hilarious on its own, but Nick's yearbook photoshop made me laugh and laugh.

post #12 of 22
Thread Starter 
And I'll nominate <a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=24&t=000441&p=" target="_blank">this Niki Taylor thread</a>, which still makes me laugh nearly two years later.
post #13 of 22
I nominate the following:

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=36;t=000453" target="_blank">A Personal Perspective</a> by Kronos.

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=000157&p=" target="_blank">Why do I post in this forum?</a> by Devin.

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=000012&p=" target="_blank">This is how I feel.</a> by Seahawk.

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=000027&p=" target="_blank">We Band of Brothers</a> by Rathbandu.

My personal favorite:

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=004669&p=" target="_blank">The worst day of my life</a> by Devin.

It's no coincidence that these all involve the WTC attacks. Some of the best writing this world has seen stems from reactions to a disaster.

post #14 of 22
Quote:
1. Anyone with 1500 or more posts (multiple useraccounts can be combined) can nominate three threads deemed worthy of greatness.
post #15 of 22
Okay...pick three.
post #16 of 22
Quote:
Poxy Von Sinister:


3. <a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=24&t=002264&p=" target="_blank">Me and Verbal's epic CHUD Fight</a>
Man, just going through that thread is amazing. That was really something....
post #17 of 22
Quote:
Carlone Veretta (aka Kid Ego):


<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=000027&p=" target="_blank">We Band of Brothers</a> by Rathbandu.
Well....thanks. I had forgotten about that.

For what it's worth, they wouldn't let me run that piece.
post #18 of 22
Someone has to nominate the <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=52;t=000311" target="_blank">Chud boobies</a> thread, and the Equilibruim discussion. There's one about taking a shit that makes you feel like you slept for 12 hours <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=002072" target="_blank">here</a> that's really funny. I can't nominate them, but I will campaign for them for what it's worth.

edited to add links. I couldn't find the Equilibrium one I was thinking of.

post #19 of 22
I'm bumping this to see if I am in fact the greatest thread killer. Actually, I think this could be really fun, and I want to try and get some more traffic in here.
post #20 of 22
Quote:
Verbal Kint:
Quote:
Poxy Von Sinister:


3. <a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=24&t=002264&p=" target="_blank">Me and Verbal's epic CHUD Fight</a>
Man, just going through that thread is amazing. That was really something....
That thread was fucking awesome.

I missed that one.
post #21 of 22
I don't mean to be a shill, but Slater and I had a pretty funny thread going at Freddy Prinze Jr.'s expense. It was started by Smilin' Jack:
<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=009291" target="_blank">Freddie Prinze Jr. scripting "Mutant X" episode</a>

I don't think enough people saw this, so here it is.

Edit: You know, after thinking about this, I realize that I'm not being very humble, this board has been around for years and I just got here. Just ignore me. That Poxy v. Verbal thread is hilarious.

post #22 of 22
Im gonna put the "Chewers be Damned" thread on this list.
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