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post #1 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:29pm
Thread Starter 
Oh confrontation.

And confrontation about people whose job it is to minimize confrontation.

What about the nice people who DO NOT like ye olde confrontation, and do their dammdest to stay out of it? (Minus a well intentioned yet ulitmatly solved-in-private spate with one Chewer, I consider myself someone who uses CHUD for fun.)

So. Fun.

What is is everyone doing this weekend?
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post #2 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:30pm
I plan on getting funky, and not caring who knows!
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post #3 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:31pm
Thread Starter 
Define "funky"?

Tonight I am hanging out with a boy. And drinking wine.

And then tommorrow, that boy and I are going to a national park.

And then Sunday, I am taking my mommy out for birthday dinner.
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post #4 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:31pm
Seeing a flick tonight, working a party tomorrow, back to school on Sunday. Ought to be a good time.
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post #5 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:31pm
Friday:

--Revise novel for three hours.

--Drive to Topeka. Get drunk.

Saturday:

--Revise novel for six hours.

--Go to St. Patrick's Day parade. Get drunk.

Sunday:

--Revise novel all damn day.

--Pack for vacation.

--Get drunk.
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post #6 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:34pm
Fri. Pack to go see In-Laws.
Wish I was getting drunk.
Saturday-Go see In-Laws.
Wish I was getting drunk.
Sunday - Return from seeing In-Laws
Feel like I have a hangover without the fun of getting drunk.
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post #7 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:34pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Slater never said woodshed:
--Go to St. Patrick's Day parade. Get drunk.
St. Patricks Day?
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post #8 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:35pm
I tend to avoid frays. No time for it. Better to be calm, docile, even-tempered...or at least that's what the prison therapist said before I shived him.

As for "funky"...

The height of it happens tomorrow when General Logan and I see Irreversible.
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post #9 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:36pm
Thread Starter 
Don't avoid frays! EMBRACE THEM.

And by "fray" I thought you were talking about barfights. Not Chudfights.

Carry on.

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post #10 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:37pm
Quote:
prala:
Quote:
Slater never said woodshed:
--Go to St. Patrick's Day parade. Get drunk.
St. Patricks Day?
Don't ask me. For some reason, my town's St. Patty's parade is tomorrow.

And wherever assholes with bagpipes go, a stumbling, heckling Slater follows.
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post #11 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:38pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Slater never said woodshed
And wherever assholes with bagpipes go, a stumbling, heckling Slater follows.[/QB]
So I can rent you out for Scottish Wedding Heckling?
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post #12 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:38pm
Oh no...barfights are great.
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post #13 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:39pm
Quote:
prala:
Quote:
Slater never said woodshed
And wherever assholes with bagpipes go, a stumbling, heckling Slater follows.
So I can rent you out for Scottish Wedding Heckling?[/QB]
"Rent" implies that you would have to PAY me to heckle a Scottish Wedding.

Which just isn't the case at all.
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post #14 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:43pm
House hunting. YAY ME!
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post #15 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:51pm
I was planning on BBQing, but it looks like rain. Probably a trip to the video store, and a bottle of wine. Oh, Sunday my niece has a meeting/audition thing to get into an art highschool. Wish luck.
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post #16 of 64
3/14/03 at 6:57pm
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Slater: Great. We'll talk at some point about a wedding I have to attend next summer.

kitty: YAY! Though househunting CAN be tiresome sometimes. ;/

Zman: BBQs are always the best. I can't WAIT til it gets warm.
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post #17 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:03pm
Tonight I am babysitting my kids so that my wife can have a night out with her friends.
Since I don't plan further than a day in advance, I can't say what's happening tomorrow night. I do know, however, that I'll be taking my 3 year old daughter to her first baseball game (spring training) tomorrow afternoon.
Yeesh, I'll have to do something evil tomorrow night just to avoid being Ward Cleaver.
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post #18 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:03pm
It's Friday. That means booze. Start out by telling myself I'm gonna take it easy and end up getting blizzoned being beligerant to everyone I see.

Saturday I'll spend recovering outside, as it is supposed to be over 60 tomorrow for the first time this year. Probably a bbq. A good hangover steak.

Saturday night & Sunday I'll spend with the lady. No details needed.
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post #19 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:03pm
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Quote:
A-Pathetic:
Yeesh, I'll have to do something evil tomorrow night just to avoid being Ward Cleaver.
When I'm married with children, I hope my husband is an evil Ward Cleaver....
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post #20 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:06pm
Friday: Dinner party at my house with some friends I haven't seen in ages

Saturday: Birthday/House Warming/St. Patty's Party that I predict will go on until Sunday afternoon.

Sunday: Recovering from party by wasting the day in front of the TV waiting for Six Feet Under to air
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post #21 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:07pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Disco Diva:
Saturday: Birthday/House Warming/St. Patty's Party that I predict will go on until Sunday afternoon.
Those are the BEST PARTIES EVER.
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post #22 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:11pm
Quote:
prala:
Slater: Great. We'll talk at some point about a wedding I have to attend next summer.
No need for me to be there. I can teach you everything you need to know about heckling a Scottish Wedding in six easy steps.

1. Loudly sing along to the bagpipes songs. Sing "Bust A Move" by Young MC in a horrible Leprechaun imitation.

2. Go up to a grown man wearing a kilt and ask him if he's ashamed to be perpetuating ridiculous Scottish stereotypes. When he gets unreasonably mad and tries to get in a fistfight, say, "I guess not."

3. Bring a high-powered fan. Check for underwear beneath everyone's kilts.

4. Wear your "Braveheart was a dick" tee-shirt.

5. Bring your own bagpipes. Play for six seconds, pause, emit an ear-splitting, four minute shriek at the top of your lungs, play for six more seconds, repeat.

6. Shit in a box of Lucky Charms.
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post #23 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:17pm
Thread Starter 
::Takes Notes::

Sounds good.

I'm not sure about the underpants thing though.

I REALLY don't want to go there.
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post #24 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:20pm
Eh boyo, you wouldn't be mixin' your ethnicities (sp), now would you, begorah?
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post #25 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:21pm
Quote:
Whiskey-free 440:
Eh boyo, you wouldn't be mixin' your ethnicities (sp), now would you, begorah?
That's the point. You know a faster way to piss off a bunch of Scotts?
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post #26 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:22pm
Quote:
Slater never said woodshed:
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Whiskey-free 440:
Eh boyo, you wouldn't be mixin' your ethnicities (sp), now would you, begorah?
That's the point. You know a faster way to piss off a bunch of Scotts?
Yeah. Call them "Scotch."
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post #27 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:29pm
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Is there anything funnier than men in kilts?

Wait. Yep.

Children drinking beer.
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post #28 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:29pm
Quote:
Slater never said woodshed:
Quote:
Whiskey-free 440:
Eh boyo, you wouldn't be mixin' your ethnicities (sp), now would you, begorah?
That's the point. You know a faster way to piss off a bunch of Scotts?
I don't care about those dress-wearing dogs of Britain. I would be refering you to the beautiful people of the emerald isle. (would you mind reading this with the voice of Barry Fitzgerald in your head? Thanks.)
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post #29 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:36pm
Thank you Slater, for the best laughs of the day!
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post #30 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:37pm
I'm taking my wife out for a child-free evening of dinner and a movie. Hopefully the kids will have enough air in the trunk....
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post #31 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:38pm
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Hubris, I just died a little bit laughing.
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post #32 of 64
3/14/03 at 7:50pm
Tonight: My friend spent last night telling everyone in his neighborhood that he's having a keg party tonight so that's where I'll be. Whenever kegs are present, I tend to not pace myself at all and get really drunk really early.

Saturday: I'm supposed to go to a bar with this girl to see a band play. However, I don't have any money and I'm trying to give up going to bars for Lent (with one of the main purposes being to save money). So I'm not really sure about tomorrow.

Sunday: Watch basketball and wait for Six Feet Under. Avoid doing homework.

Spring Break is only a week away...
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post #33 of 64
3/14/03 at 9:14pm
I am going to go see The Hunted then get drunk with friends tonight. Tomorrow I am going to see Punch-Drunk Love for the fourth time, write a little bit, and then get drunk. Sunday I will sleep in until 5. I will then write a little bit, watch Six Feet Under and then go see Willard.
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post #34 of 64
3/14/03 at 9:35pm
I like to break my weekends up into units of time.

Exercising: 3 units.

Working on CHUD or the CHUD mag: 27 units.

Pooping: 1 unit.
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post #35 of 64
3/14/03 at 9:36pm
Any About a Boy reference is fine by me.
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post #36 of 64
3/14/03 at 10:19pm
No CHUDenver for me...maybe a CHUDSEAHAWK...
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post #37 of 64
3/14/03 at 10:29pm
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When I'm married with children, I hope my husband is an evil Ward Cleaver...
"You want a fucking pearl necklace, June?"

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post #38 of 64
3/15/03 at 12:00am
My only plans this weekend are playing Warhammer 40K tomorrow, and then going to a "bad movie party", in which the excellent flick Inbred Rednecks will be the feature presentation. There will be lots of beer, for sure.

Other than that, whatever happens, happens.
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post #39 of 64
3/15/03 at 12:13am
Tonight: Just got home from a friend's house, gonna watch Frailty and play some video games.
Tommorow: Going on a date with a girl i've been after for a couple years. Taking her to a comedy club, then after that possibly to see Dazed and Cofused at a midnight showing...then who knows what after that... wink
Sunday: No idea. That's too far ahead for me to plan...
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post #40 of 64
3/15/03 at 12:17am
I work this week-end so everyone else have a drink, inhale lots of air, dirty dance all night and if you get into a confrontation with someone, find out first if they are a Chewer...if not, punch the hell out of them

In other words...have a great time
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post #41 of 64
3/15/03 at 3:17am
I think a visit to Barnes and Noble is in order this weekend...
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post #42 of 64
3/15/03 at 3:55am
My new roommate and I started a league on Madden 2003 on his PlayStation2. Created our own teams -- he's the Orlando Balrogs, I'm the Cirith Ungol Driders (mixing literature, I know). Blew up the league and had a fantasy draft, and I got Rich Gannon at QB and Ricky Williams in the backfield. Been playing that every spare moment.
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post #43 of 64
3/16/03 at 5:16am
Quote:
prala:
Hubris, I just died a little bit laughing.
Just an update, prala, the date went well, and NO I did not leave my children alone.

I locked my mom in the trunk with them.
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post #44 of 64
3/17/03 at 1:03am
Update:

Die, bagpipers, die.

There is no "musical" instrument on the planet more obnoxious than the bagpipe. I would seriously rather listen to Cletus McFuckshisuncle's Kazoo 'N Banjo Jug Band than hear one more goddamned cross-dressing old man with frightening eyebrows bleating and squawking away on a set of damned bagpipes.

They played for TWO SOLID HOURS. During the KU game I was trying to watch. Right behind me. And during that two hours, they played exactly THREE ASSSUCKING SONGS. Over and over again. Irish National Anthem, Amazing Grace, and Bach's "Symphony of Sheep Fuckers in Alto Minor III" (or something that sounded remarkably similar).

I left the bar with a migraine and a deep hatred for the concept of music itself.

Die, bagpipers, die.

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post #45 of 64
3/17/03 at 1:45am
I thought about starting a seperate thread for this, but decided this was good enough.

What's everybody doing for St. Patrick's Day??

I'm joining about ten or so friends from work and we're going to Kilkenny's Irish Pub here in Tulsa. This place actually closed down for 6 months while the owners (who ran a pub in Ireland called Kilkenny's) went back and imported the actual bar and all the furniture to rebuild here. It's a very cool place...authentic.

We plan on getting fairly well schnockered enough to blare out Irish drinking songs with about 200 other drunk Irish-wannabes and a band. There'll probably be some wacky bagpiper there with a kilt on too, mixing his ethnicities.

So...who else is celebrating tomorrow?

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post #46 of 64
3/17/03 at 1:50am
Quote:
Kid Ego changed state to down:
IWhat's everybody doing for St. Patrick's Day?
I get to work until 8:00, then have a meeting until probably 9:30 or 10 ... and then go right to bed because I have to be in to work at 6:30 in the fucking morning....
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post #47 of 64
3/17/03 at 2:01am
That sucks dude...I'll offer up a toast for you tomorrow.
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post #48 of 64
3/17/03 at 3:36am
I am gonna go to bed around six a.m., get up around noon, watch a movie, go to work in a green jacket and green tie, come home hungry, watch Far and Away, go to bed, hungry.
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post #49 of 64
3/17/03 at 12:16pm
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I'm doing nothing for St. Patricks Day but working, going home, and paying some bills. Woo-fucking-hoo.

That said, my weekend was so fun, it was scarey. The guy picked me up at work about 6pm, we went to his house, had some wine and some pizza and watched Igby Goes Down (kind of pretentious film) and had some amazing talks about stuff in our lives. He took me home around two am, then picked me up at 10:30. Took me to my new favorite restaurant for breakfast (Cowboy Cafe) then we went hiking in Great Falls, VA, took a nap on a sunbeam, and saw About Schmidt. We followed up the whole day with Simpson's Bowling (video game).

Yesterday we had my mom's birthday.

What about everyone else?

(P.S. Glad the date went well. Do you have a super-big trunk?)
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post #50 of 64
3/17/03 at 12:18pm
I'm sick. Cant have fun when I'm sick.
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