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post #1 of 26
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<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=003154" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=003154</a>

Jesus Christ. Will someone kill this guy? That was one of the most offensive thing I've read in a long time.
post #2 of 26
It's closed, let's just move on. More attention than that deserves.
post #3 of 26
Thread Starter 
Ok.
post #4 of 26
It looks to be an old Adam Warren account according to the e-mail address in the profile. Odd......
post #5 of 26
It's been noted.
post #6 of 26
Who is this guy? He's got over 500 posts, so we should now...Is it that Turd Furgerson fella?
post #7 of 26
Warren's old account, Flyers. Call is right.

post #8 of 26
Which means it's a not a really well thought out gag.

But Warren may have ingested some of those strange college chemicals I keep hearing about before posting.
post #9 of 26
Or somebody shanghai'd his old account.
post #10 of 26
Or he made a really bad joke...
post #11 of 26
Quote:
Laugharn= King-of-All-Tears:
Or somebody shanghai'd his old account.
Not unheard of around here....
post #12 of 26
Maybe he was inspired by the title of <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=14;t=002132" target="_blank">this</a> thread.
post #13 of 26
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So this is Adam Warren's old account? That's odd. Maybe he'll pop in here and explain a few things for us.
post #14 of 26
If I wanted to be sneaky, I would be sneaky. I left the email on purpose. (it's dead btw.)

This is Way more attention than that inane thread deserves.

Frankly, Turgeson is an icon in our household. We have a similar rant on the answering machine. There are parties where Back to School plays at high volume on repeat.

Truly, I was hoping people would be offended and post about it. I could scream at them. Call them bed-wetting pussies. Everyone is so fucking sensitive these days.

Yeah, I had a few beer. It wasn't that funny. And you guys are being real fucking sissies. .
post #15 of 26
And grim, yes.
post #16 of 26
Quote:
And you guys are being real fucking sissies. .
No, they're kind of being really serious. The problem being those who actually think this way wouldn't be offended and start posting in agreeance.
post #17 of 26
You guys are being fucking sissies. Some of the best humor on this fucking planet - particularly from Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, but also many others - deal with laughing at the stupidity of bigots and the language they choose in their rants. It's so obviously parody, I can't believe anybody took this seriously. If somebody was offended, I say grow a fucking pair. By holding up the language of racists as something to be Oh So Shocked By, we only give those words more power. By laughing at them and letting them sound outdated and silly, they lose their power.
post #18 of 26
Sorry to be off topic but I read D.U.'s name and sig and now I have that song stuck in my head. D.U., I blame you...Shpadoinkle!
post #19 of 26
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Quote:
Smilin' Jack Ruby:
You guys are being fucking sissies. Some of the best humor on this fucking planet - particularly from Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, but also many others - deal with laughing at the stupidity of bigots and the language they choose in their rants. It's so obviously parody, I can't believe anybody took this seriously. If somebody was offended, I say grow a fucking pair. By holding up the language of racists as something to be Oh So Shocked By, we only give those words more power. By laughing at them and letting them sound outdated and silly, they lose their power.
Well in that case: You're a stupid fucker, Turgeson!
post #20 of 26
Alan Moore introduced me to the word wog.
post #21 of 26
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You and me both, Devin. Thanks, Mr. Hyde!
post #22 of 26
Direct hit. Right on the fucking target, Jack.
post #23 of 26
It was in the forum I mod. I saw EXPONENTIALLY morepotential for harm than humor, and acted thusly.

SJR and Warren's ideas have merits, but the execution here was piss-poor as well as ill-timed.
post #24 of 26
One of my favorite "parodies" of this came in this concert:

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Newhart went into his famous bit from the sixties - "Driving Instructor" from this album:

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...about a driving instructor teaching a "woman driver." Hopelessly un-PC to say "woman driver" now, but the bit is funny because of the bit itself, the fact that the old woman is crazy as hell, and because Newhart knows how to do neurotics pushed to their limits brilliantly. When he said "woman driver" in this concert from 1998, there are audible little titters in the audience that remind the listener that, yes, that can be interpreted to be sexist - if you're looking for it to be.

Newhart, a master of timing, cashed it in and said (paraphrasing), "Well, if you people are offended by it being a woman driver, I'll make it a Chinese driver." He then started doing the bit going, "Ho hee ching chang wong wing...etc." He stopped after thirty seconds of that and said, "I can do eight more minutes of that or it can be a woman driver."

The crowd laughed and applauded like crazy.
post #25 of 26
Yah, very funny... I make special Won Ton soup for him...
post #26 of 26
Just curious. Who was being a sissy ?
Haven't heard that word used in an argument since I was 9 or 10.
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