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post #51 of 76
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kittyinjammies

Hoover. Don't ask.
Since I can't ask, I can only fall back on how the women I've known earned nicknames like "Hoover".... wink
post #52 of 76
Miles or Zazu...

Just call me boring...
post #53 of 76
A-dog, Big Dog, Tone Dog, V-berg.

Nothing terribly interesting, but the plethora of "dog" nicknames kind of bug me.

Real name: Anthony Vandenberg, for reference.
post #54 of 76
Hah! So Devil Unicorn IS "bigdog!"

Just kidding.
post #55 of 76
real answer time:

Bug/Buggy (grade school)
John Andy (real names)
Jah (initials)
Paul Bennett (fake ID)
King (band)
Shoofus (long story)
Jandhal (riff on real name)
Crib (fucked up hat crew)

Plenty more that I can't recall, based off my real name - Andy.

Other friends of mine are more of the "rotating made up on the spot nickname" variety, so there are new ones all the time, few of which stick.

And I don't mind Hollywood really. A homeless guy called me that once. He was funny.
post #56 of 76
T-Bone, Gerard, G-Man, G-Dog, G-String, Lex, Lexington.
post #57 of 76
Now I'm a Homeless Guy, apparently.
post #58 of 76
Jen
Jenni
fer-fer ("Jennifer" is a mouthful for a little kid)
Linnifer/Linny

i think there may have been others but i can't remember them. they must have been horrible.
post #59 of 76
V- I've got a bunch of friends who call me V. Gotta love it when people say "wait a minute, why do you call him V?" and they reply- "It's short for Alexander."

Chuckles - named so by the troma team when i used to work there, because i'm always laughing.

and of course Connigit, which stuck for only a couple of months, although online it's a different matter...

forgot one- a few people also refer to me as the Throggs Neck Assasin- but that's another story...
post #60 of 76
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Screaming Wilhelm:
Wilber
My first name is William Albert and my nickname to this day is Wilbert. I prefer the shortened name, Will, though.

My previous nicknames:

- Bert
- Bertong Balibag (that's Filipino for "Bert is dirty" -- I have no idea where this came from)
- Will the thrill (during my misguided high school hip-hop dancing phase)
- Hammer (same as above)
post #61 of 76
Drew (my mom, sis and closest friends call me this)

Drewby, Drewber, Drewbus (this are names ONLY my mom calls me)

Bubba (this is the name I go by with my sister in email. I call her Sissy, Sissy-Poo or Sissy-Poo-Rinky.)
post #62 of 76
neither a fuck-ape nor homeless, i am now nicknaming you Dr. Lau.
post #63 of 76
I knew a guy who for years called me "Ed" because I was using something that previosuly belonged to an Ed and had that name on it. The name stuck for quite a while.

My initials are PH so several called me Ph Balanced.

In High School the cheerleading squad called me "whoops" after, well, I fell one time in a spectacular way while -get this- hurdling these tennis nets. Ok, I was running back to the locker room about four times a day while working for the Coach as Manager. I usually jumped over these stupid things with ease...until one day...caught the heel of my cleated shoe on the net cord. Went flying over the net onto the cold, hard blacktop. In front of the cheerleaders who were practicing.

The name stuck for quite a while. It was cool...publicity, don't you know

But the one that means anything whatsoever is "Dad".
post #64 of 76
Matt, obviously (yeah, that's original). And Blunt, even more obviously (bring on the originality!).

I also had a lot of untranslatable in English puns about me real last name. And back in high school, I was of fairly short size, hence my devoid of fantasy-culture friends nicknamed me "the Troll". I tried to explain them that trolls were actually gigantic, but to no avail.
post #65 of 76
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Blunt:
Matt, obviously (yeah, that's original). And Blunt, even more obviously (bring on the originality!)...
You're also known as "he who is unsociable and never turns on AIM".
post #66 of 76
Air
A
Delay
Adelay (From my stint at MCI Worlcom when I worked in the Fraud Credits Department, we signed our names in the systwem as our first initial and then our last name and it sounded so cool, everyone picked up on it.)
Aaron I wanna Lay (from a sex starved person who capitlized on my virginity that I never gave up.)
Aron
Bear (from the hugs I give)
Captain Aaron (from my sunday school kids as I played a Captain of a River Rafting thing in a VBS)
Crazy Aaron (because, according to the 250 aformentioned kids, I'm nuts)
Mr. Hug Me (once more, the sunday school kids. I have a shirt that says on the front "I work with kids at Colorado Community Church" and on the back is a sticky note that says, "Hug Me.")
post #67 of 76
Ah, yes, forgot about that one wink
post #68 of 76
Studly Q. Big-Johnson... I'm not sure why.

Actually I've never had a nickname other than Scotty (which I despise). My first name is Donald, my middle name is Scott and that's what I've always gone by.
post #69 of 76
A lot of people just call me by my surname which I'm ok with it's a lot better than the other..

In my first year of secondary school (I was about 11) I went in one day, thanks to a throat infection, talking like a certain clown from The Simpsons. Hence I was known (and still am to a lot of people) by the awful nickname Krusty.
I say awful 'cos people tend to draw their own conclusions as to why, most of them unpleasant.

It got changed over the years to the slightly better and more Fonze-like The Crust. Still not the greatest nickname ever. Why oh why couldn't I have sounded like Darth Vader instead.
post #70 of 76
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BoonSaint:
Why oh why couldn't I have sounded like Darth Vader instead.
Because people would call you Annie then...
post #71 of 76
And then "Annie Get your Gun" could have more meaning in that seductive voice I like to whisper in your ear...
post #72 of 76
Tease.
post #73 of 76
Cock.
post #74 of 76
My name's Emiliano so it gets butchered on a regular basis. When I was a kid I used to be called Maximiliano often so if people have a problem with my name I tell them to call me Max. I've also been known as redbeard, the werewolf, and that fat fucking bastard.
post #75 of 76
I'm known as Jaybird, Chaos Monkey, and of coure Momo will turn my head.
post #76 of 76
My nicknames include:

Greg
G
G-dude
Gimp (I got hit by a car my senior year in high school. You get run over by a Jeep Grand Cherokee and try not to limp for three months afterwords.)
Howard, Chris, Collin, and Jeremey(nobody can remember my name)
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