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post #1 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:14am
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Pop your name and preferred city of death and I'll do the rest.
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post #2 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:16am
Fun. Do one for me in Raleigh.
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post #3 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:16am
Thread Starter 
Full name please.
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post #4 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:18am
oh man, thistle be interesting...

Daniel Foole...
Reykjavik, Iceland...

[edited cause i can't read...]
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post #5 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:23am
Charles Brigden, Alberta, Canada.
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post #6 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:24am
This looks interesting.

Carl Robertson
Nashville, Tennessee

(edited because I wanted Tennessee to be a place of death. Why? I don't know probably because I hate country music)
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post #7 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:25am
Donald Scott Roche
prefered city of death Bangkok.
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post #8 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:33am
Morbid curiosity, thy name is Nunz

Andrew Sweeney
Shinjuku district, Tokyo Japan
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post #9 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:34am
I can't resist.

In Amsterdam.
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post #10 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:36am
Sammy Wayne Jankis, and I want to change my city to Whitesville KY. About as close to the asshole of the world as you can get.

I want to be important, like an actor or something.

edit to add the middle name and Cypher talk.
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post #11 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:44am
Will Mason
Santa Carla, California
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post #12 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:48am
Hit me, bossman.

Patrick Cusher
Paris, France
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post #13 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:49am
Giovanni Angles.

I have no idea where I'd want to die. I can go to a cool city, like New Orleans, or Georgetown (Grand Cayman), but there's something comforting about dying in my hometown.

I guess I don't want my family to go through the hassle of transporting my corpse from wherever I croak. Maybe I'm just overthinking this subject.

*edited*

Place of death - Georgetown, Grand Cayman.
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post #14 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:49am
Dan Whitehead.
On the Ho Chi Minh trail.
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post #15 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:52am
Gotta jump in on this one!

Dale Wicker
Tampa, Florida

(However I'll probly die right after saying, "Hey ya'll, watch this!!")
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post #16 of 352
4/29/03 at 9:53am
Micah Robinson
Calgary, Alberta Canada
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post #17 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:00am
Alan Cerny
Austin, TX.
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post #18 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:05am
I'll bite...

Chris Cotterman
Baghdad, Iraq
(I always wanted to see the cradle of civilization... AND DIE!)
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post #19 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:09am
Carl Cunningham
Jackson Hole, Wyoming
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post #20 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:16am
Can't resist!

Greg Clark
I wanna die in London.
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post #21 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:20am
Are you sure you're not just collecting names for some kind of pyramid scheme?
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post #22 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:25am
Justin Gatien
Abu Dhabi
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post #23 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:51am
Alain Lubin

Blue Balls, Pennsylvania
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post #24 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:53am
Awesome.

Jeremy Slater, Emporia, KS.
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post #25 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:57am
Michael Rabattino
Reno, Nevada
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post #26 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:58am
Neil Perry, Shanghai
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post #27 of 352
4/29/03 at 10:59am
Eric Calkins
Dome 49A, Mars
(If that's breaking the rules, then I'll take Intercourse, PA)
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post #28 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:01am
Waleed Al-Haddad
Kyoto, Japan
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post #29 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:05am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
_New__Order_:
oh man, thistle be interesting...

Daniel Foole...
Reykjavik, Iceland...

[edited cause i can't read...]
Reykjavic, Iceland - Best known for being the first man to cross the Atlantic in a hollowed out Danny Aiello, Daniel Foole is laid to rest via his preferred method which is cre-burial. A recently created method, cre-burial has the victims ashes inserted into the scalp of a customized action figure of the victim and buried in the new new mini graveyards located in McDonald's playgrounds across the globe. He is survived by his loving wife, Gertrude and his children Michael, Herman, and Ignatius-17. Mr. Foole died of natural causes while repeatedly shooting himself in the face.
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post #30 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:06am
Jeff Obie
Kauai, Hawaii
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post #31 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:08am
Even though I'm at the bottom of the list:

Justin Granzin
Chicago, IL
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post #32 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:08am
Jennifer Kitchens

Brisbane, Australia
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post #33 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:11am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
fett:
Charles Brigden, Alberta, Canada.
Alberta, Canada - Charles Brigden, best known for creating the S.E.K.R.E.T. device, used primarily for determining the maiden name of South American fruit bats, died this past weekend during a rare personal avalanche. Mr. Brigden will be laid to rest at Mantis Detergent Funeral Home and is survived by his wife, Nutria and fruit bats Kaylor Drinker-Johns, Jahort Freedom-Wing, and Puntiss Father-Cake, all of which met Charles through his research.
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post #34 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:14am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Carl90210:
This looks interesting.

Carl Robertson
Nashville, Tennessee

(edited because I wanted Tennessee to be a place of death. Why? I don't know probably because I hate country music)
Nashville, Tennessee - Carl "The Human Sponge Bath" Robertson died this past week during a fracas that developed from an automobile accident. Upon striking the car of semi-retired actor Courtney Gains, Mr. Robertson was bludgeoned to death with a tire iron when he refused to acknowledge Gains' involvement in the film Memphis Belle, only conceding to admit to the actors' seminal work in Children of the Corn. Carl is survived by the rest of humanity and will be cremated and inserted into randomly placed DVD's of the film Memphis Belle.
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post #35 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:17am
Tony Vandenberg
Mexico City
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post #36 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:19am
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
Quote:
_New__Order_:
oh man, thistle be interesting...

Daniel Foole...
Reykjavik, Iceland...

[edited cause i can't read...]
Reykjavic, Iceland - Best known for the being the first man to cross the Atlantic in a hollowed out Danny Aiello, Daniel Foole is laid to rest via his preferred method which is cre-burial. A recently created method, cre-burial has the victims ashes inserted into the scalp of a customized action figure of the victim and buried in the new new mini graveyards located in McDonald's playgrounds across the globe. He is survived by his loving wife, Gertrude and his children Michael, Herman, and Ignatius-17. Mr. Foole died of natural causes while repeatedly shooting himself in the face.
I pity the Foole.
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post #37 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:31am
David Swickard

New Orleans, LA
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post #38 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:39am
Sabrica Barnett
Brooklyn, NY
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post #39 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:47am
William M. Nash
Portlock, Ontario

(Inside joke, investigative geography hounds might get a kick.)
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post #40 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:51am
Maria Corrin Clare Zielinski

Washington, DC

How's that for a mouthful?
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post #41 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:52am
Stephen Patrick Murphy
- The Round
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post #42 of 352
4/29/03 at 11:59am
Cesar Ricardo Montoya Jorge

Disney World, Orlando, Florida
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post #43 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:00pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Miaowara Tomokato (Scott Roche):
Donald Scott Roche
prefered city of death Bangkok.
Bangkok, Thailand - Donald Scott Roche, former flyweight champion of the recently banned USL (Ultimate Screwing League), passed away while trying to rescue a girl who was trapped on a burning tricycle. Mr. Roche made his fortune in the Middle East with his recreational toy "The Milford Device", which distracted and entertained soldiers on both sides with its unusual combination of practicality and imagination. The device, for the few of you who don't own a Milford Device, surrounds the user in a fine green mist that soothes the scalp while reminding the user which issues of Sgt. Rock contain the best subplots. While his invention and professional screwing championship belt made his name, Mr. Roche's last ditch effort to save Frida Gremellion from her sizzling tryke is not his crowning achievement nor his claim for immortality. Sadly, the effort resulted in 832 deaths and Mr. Roche will quietly be buried in the parking lot of the newly remodeled Bankgkok Wal-Mart.
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post #44 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:05pm
Patrick O'Neal
Dry Prong, Louisiana (yes, it's a real place).
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post #45 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:06pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Andrew Sweeney:
Morbid curiosity, thy name is Nunz

Andrew Sweeney
Shinjuku district, Tokyo Japan
Shinjuku District, Tokyo, Japan - The half eaten remains of Mr. Andrew Panthercheeks Sweeney, ESQ. will be laid to rest in a private ceremony this weekend at Shinjuku Funeral Home/Laundromat now that his remains have been identified by a small piece of skin with Sweeney's trademark "Born to Rent C.H.O.M.P.S." tattoo which was found in some Panda stool. Best known for being the first man to make a million dollars with a lemonade stand on his parents' street corner, Sweeney is survived by his wife Vanessa (creator of the critically acclaimed MUNCH DUNGEON fast food chain) and a mostly whole Real Doll named Melvin Hammerfeet.
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post #46 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:08pm
Kurt Miller
Branson, MO
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post #47 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:10pm
Paul Hermann
Bells Beach, Australia
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post #48 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:11pm
Dylan Friedman
Montreal, QC,Canada
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post #49 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:13pm
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
Quote:
Miaowara Tomokato (Scott Roche):
Donald Scott Roche
prefered city of death Bangkok.
Bangkok, Thailand - Donald Scott Roche, former flyweight champion of the recently banned USL (Ultimate Screwing League), passed away while trying to rescue a girl who was trapped on a burning tricycle. Mr. Roche made his fortune in the Middle East with his recreational toy "The Milford Device", which distracted and entertained soldiers on both sides with its unusual combination of practicality and imagination. The device, for the few of you who don't own a Milford Device, surrounds the user in a fine green mist that soothes the scalp while reminding the user which issues of Sgt. Rock contain the best subplots. While his invention and professional screwing championship belt made his name, Mr. Roche's last ditch effort to save Frida Gremellion from her sizzling tryke is not his crowning achievement nor his claim for immortality. Sadly, the effort resulted in 832 deaths and Mr. Roche will quietly be buried in the parking lot of the newly remodeled Bankgkok Wal-Mart.
You know oddly enough, that's how my father passed.
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post #50 of 352
4/29/03 at 12:16pm
Maile Sue Foster
Two Dot, MT
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