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post #51 of 59
6/26/03 at 11:30pm
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Cheese Biscuits:
Dear Newbies,

Petting the monkeys can spread disease. So, please, don't touch Seahawk. Don't even get near him. He might sling pooh at you, too.

-Cheese Biscuits
Not to mention that he will probably be screaming "BOOBIES" at the top of his lungs while doing it!
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post #52 of 59
6/26/03 at 11:35pm
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Mesquamacus Was Aghora:
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Devil Unicorn:
Adding to Hellspawn's "profile" post:

Devil Unicron is the dirtiest man alive. Even if you want to come near him, don't. And be sure to point out his lack of hygiene in every single one of your posts.
Dear potential prison bitches,
Let's add spelling your name right to that whole punctuation thing.
Even though, when he spells it wrong, he still spells it MUCH cooler.
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post #53 of 59
6/26/03 at 11:46pm
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don wiskerando: big in japan:
Dear Newbies,

Punctuate.

Sincerly,
Dan
Dear Newbies,

Spelling counts for something, too.

Sincerely,

Gio
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post #54 of 59
6/27/03 at 12:03am
BOOBIES!
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post #55 of 59
6/27/03 at 1:10am
Dear Newbies,

Have at least three of your posts directly responded to by a non-newbie, and you will become a non-newbie.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,

Bz
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post #56 of 59
6/27/03 at 1:39am
Dear Neophytes-

Sign up
Drop in
Have fun
Post with intellect
Rise above Scorched Planet-style tactics
Damn the man
Love your fellow Chewers like brothers and sisters

-Momotaro
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post #57 of 59
6/27/03 at 1:43am
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Kid Ego picked his feet...:
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Mesquamacus Was Aghora:
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Devil Unicorn:
Adding to Hellspawn's "profile" post:

Devil Unicron is the dirtiest man alive. Even if you want to come near him, don't. And be sure to point out his lack of hygiene in every single one of your posts.
Dear potential prison bitches,
Let's add spelling your name right to that whole punctuation thing.
Even though, when he spells it wrong, he still spells it MUCH cooler.
I did it on purpose, dumbfuckers!
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post #58 of 59
6/27/03 at 10:55am
Dear potential prison bitches,
Unless spelling your name wrong is a thinly veiled attempt at a Transformers reference, know now, that we will demand blood.

If you can work in a Tron reference instead, we can forgive.
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post #59 of 59
6/27/03 at 11:42pm
B O O B I E S !
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