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Kirby...

post #1 of 20
5/23/02 at 9:03am
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You are one twisted rat bastard.

Thanks to "Dudley & The Bike Store Owner" I'll now be spending the next hour cleaning the Mountain Dew off my screen and keyboard.

Bastard...
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post #2 of 20
5/23/02 at 9:13pm
Dudley & The Bike Store Owner is the best name I've heard in awhile.
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post #3 of 20
5/25/02 at 10:56pm
Thanks boys. Didn't see this post.

Remember that shit? Gordon Jump. Too funny. Remember Dudley's father? What was wrong with him again, cigarettes?
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post #4 of 20
5/26/02 at 1:39am
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That episode was without a doubt the most fucked up half hour I ever saw as a child.

Now where's the damn DVD of this?
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post #5 of 20
5/26/02 at 1:50am
I am a child of the 90's so I have no idea what the hell you are talking about?

What are you talking about?
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post #6 of 20
5/26/02 at 9:30pm
If I remember correctly, there was a "very special" episode of Different Strokes where Dudley got sexually molested by the bike store owner.

He ALMOST got Arnold as well, but something or other happened to stop it.

And the bike store owner was played by Gordon Jump from WKRP.
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post #7 of 20
5/26/02 at 9:40pm
Oh man, that is too great...

I love "Very Special" Episodes of sitcoms.
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post #8 of 20
5/27/02 at 4:08pm
Dudley's father was the smoker.

I vividly remember the dramatic ending where, after convincing the Drummonds he is done smoking, he steps out into the hallway and whips out a cigarette as the credits begin.

The crazy shit my brain retains after all these years...
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post #9 of 20
5/27/02 at 6:32pm
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I heard that. My brain is still trying to come to grips with the fact that Dixie Carter turned into Mary Ann Mobley.

Another classic episode was the one where Arnold and his southern fried redheaded stepbrother Sam befriended the street mime only to be horrified when she has a epileptic sezure in the middle of the performance which causes Pearl The Maid to put her boot in their asses when the make fun of her.

Damn good times. Apparently Dudley is now a pastor of a "nondenominational church" called Alive Church in L.A.

How's that for a So Cal BBQ/Kroner mission opp...
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post #10 of 20
5/28/02 at 12:07pm
Quote:
Striding Cloud Django:
Another classic episode was the one where Arnold and his southern fried redheaded stepbrother Sam befriended the street mime only to be horrified when she has a epileptic sezure in the middle of the performance which causes Pearl The Maid to put her boot in their asses when the make fun of her.
Yeah, they had a joke that went something like: "How do you make a milkshake?"
"You give it to an epileptic."
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post #11 of 20
5/28/02 at 10:57pm
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And Bingo was his name, oh...
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post #12 of 20
5/29/02 at 11:59am
speaking of ol' Kirb...

a game i saw at E3 that seems to be catering to his wishes...

<img src="http://www.chud.com/graphics4/e32k/olsens.jpg" alt="" />
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post #13 of 20
5/29/02 at 12:35pm
Is it a Peel Down and Dress Up game? I'd buy that.
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post #14 of 20
8/9/02 at 5:03pm
Love the homage to Telly you've got going on now...
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post #15 of 20
8/9/02 at 6:23pm
Quote:
Tony Ryan:
I am a child of the 90's so I have no idea what the hell you are talking about?

What are you talking about?
Tony, from ow on you can just say, "Whatchutalkinbout Willis?"

Child of the 90's??? Jeez I have underwear older than you are. Someday I have to give it back to her too!
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post #16 of 20
8/10/02 at 3:34am
Quote:
Dave Davis:
speaking of ol' Kirb...

a game i saw at E3 that seems to be catering to his wishes...

<img src="http://www.chud.com/graphics4/e32k/olsens.jpg" alt="" />
The EVIL has returned! The EVIL has returned!
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post #17 of 20
8/10/02 at 4:13am
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Yeah but in a short few years, it'll be sweet evil...
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post #18 of 20
8/11/02 at 10:49pm
Thanks hest. God I love that movie. Telly is such a great character.
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post #19 of 20
8/11/02 at 10:53pm
"Fucking is what I love. Take that away, I have nothing."
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post #20 of 20
8/11/02 at 10:54pm
Wait, I think I fucked that quote up...
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