No, it's not a club. It's a programme.
What happens is, whenever you go out to meet another Chewer, you announce that you are meeting them. You don't have to say the place, just the time you might be there and the time you might leave. That way, if the person you meet turns out to be creepy or crazy, you are insured that the CHUD family knows about you. When you get back, you post saying you are fine or the next day or whatever. This way, we know you are not dead.
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[God, why do I write this crazy shit?]
What happens is, whenever you go out to meet another Chewer, you announce that you are meeting them. You don't have to say the place, just the time you might be there and the time you might leave. That way, if the person you meet turns out to be creepy or crazy, you are insured that the CHUD family knows about you. When you get back, you post saying you are fine or the next day or whatever. This way, we know you are not dead.
Sign up now.
[God, why do I write this crazy shit?]
