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ATTN: PEOPLE WHO HAVE FUNNY THINGS IN THE "LOCATION" SECTION OF THEIR PROFILE

post #1 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:06pm
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They really aren't funny.
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post #2 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:09pm
I'm from the Land of Cotton. Don't believe me? Drive on down here and we'll have a talk.
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post #3 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:09pm
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NOT FUNNY
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post #4 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:16pm
Newfreeland is funny.

It's a Mr. Show refernce.

And mine, will damn if it isn't the funniest eve.
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post #5 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:17pm
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The Lord God:
NOT FUNNY
My, aren't we a bit psycho today. Did the needle break off in your arm again?
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post #6 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:21pm
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Cheese Biscuits has this condition:
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The Lord God:
NOT FUNNY
My, aren't we a bit psycho today. Did the needle break off in your arm again?
Yeeeeeoooooooooh!

This gets an offical zing!

No matter what anybody says.
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post #7 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:23pm
Could be worse I suppose. You could adopt a 'hilariously' self-aggrandizing User ID...
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post #8 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:28pm
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OR YOU COULD POST ENDLESS BORING CRAPOLA

OH WAIT
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post #9 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:31pm
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CAPS?

DOES GOD YELL ALL THE TIME OR IS HE PISSED OFF?
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post #10 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:32pm
Or carry on a slanging match IN YOUR SIGNATURE. Now that is comedy...
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post #11 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:35pm
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Yeah, a GOODLY number of people have fake locations.

Can a GOODLY number fit in a minivan?
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post #12 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:36pm
This is stupid.
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post #13 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:42pm
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People be mad sensitive up in this bitch.
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post #14 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:44pm
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Sorry you don't like my OPINION, dipstick.
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post #15 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:45pm
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The Lord God:
People be mad sensitive up in this bitch.
That's it. You've been sniffing glue and drinking whiskey again, haven't you?
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post #16 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:46pm
No offense, but the drug jokes are lame-O.
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post #17 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:47pm
Jokes?
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post #18 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:52pm
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Why do you give a "flip" what I think?

Obviously you seek my approval.
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post #19 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:55pm
Jesus fucking Christ...
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post #20 of 58
6/19/02 at 8:58pm
Mike is so smart, Mike is so funny...
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post #21 of 58
6/19/02 at 9:04pm
Let's dispense with the bickering and head over to <a href="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=002096" target="_blank">this thread</a>, shall we?
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post #22 of 58
6/19/02 at 9:06pm
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WAIT, I HEARD THAT WASN'T FUNNY!
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post #23 of 58
6/19/02 at 9:21pm
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Tony Ryan:
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CAPS?
Worked for Owen Meany.
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post #24 of 58
6/19/02 at 9:31pm
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See now Matchstick is funny.
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post #25 of 58
6/19/02 at 9:45pm
And on the 7th day God rested.
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post #26 of 58
6/19/02 at 9:47pm
Either he's resting, or just listening to Simple Plan...
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post #27 of 58
6/19/02 at 11:04pm
You know, I'm pretty sure that 90% of the message board backbiting, name-calling and general negativity is caused entirely by Devin. I dig your news stories, your interviews, and your reviews, but it's become obvious that you aren't ready for the message boards. Please, for the betterment of the site in general, grow up.
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post #28 of 58
6/19/02 at 11:07pm
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ANOTHER GUY WITH AN UNFUNNY LOCATION WEIGHS IN.
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post #29 of 58
6/19/02 at 11:30pm
I ain't goin' nowhere, baby, I love you...
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post #30 of 58
6/19/02 at 11:43pm
I like you Devin. Always have, always will. But you could have the decent, common courtesy to give a feller a reach around.
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post #31 of 58
6/19/02 at 11:46pm
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Your lack of humor is seeping out of the location thing and into your main posts, CB.

Y'all take the internet too seriously.
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post #32 of 58
6/19/02 at 11:47pm
This is because there is someone who had "The remains of Devin's dignity" or something like that as their location. I am not being an ass, someone really had that as their location, at least for a while.

But Dev, it's just like changing our names to something funny, or our signatures. Or our tattoos?

Was it because someone was slandering (libeling?) you in their location as I mentioned?
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post #33 of 58
6/19/02 at 11:52pm
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Actually, I didn't even see that.

I just don't think that any of the funny locations have been all that funny. At least many of the names have been funny.
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post #34 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:01am
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And it isn't funny that an Asian guitar posts?

Here it is.. time to get past it.
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post #35 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:13am
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The Lord God:
Your lack of humor is seeping out of the location thing and into your main posts, CB.

Y'all take the internet too seriously.
Here's something that's not supposed to be funny: You've really been acting like an ass today. I'm not taking anything too seriously... that's just the damn truth. There, I spoke my piece... time to go have some sex.
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post #36 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:14am
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Give your sister my regards!
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post #37 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:30am
I really, genuinely wish that Nick would see that you contribute absolutely nothing to these boards. Your existence here has become nothing more than an endless assault of insults and/or comments apparently meant to impress Prala (am I the only one who sees this?) I suppose I should ask you why you feel the need to be this way, but you'd probably just spark off some remark about fucking my mom or that I'm gay, right? Honestly, I think we all know that the joke is supposed to be on us, since this is realy some silly attempt at just making us look like intolerant fools, right? I personally think it just shows what a sad, pathetic, shut-in you are. I could do this all day, really I could, but fuck it, that would be taking this internet thing far too seriously, right?

So have a good time, Devin.
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post #38 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:39am
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Umm, why don't you go through my posts. ALL of them. I GUARANTEE you that I have more on-topic posts, more posts with substance and funnier posts than you. And not just because I have a lot of posts - I BET that my %s of SOLID posts vs yours are higher. Show me some of your gems. I don't read your posts so I wouldn't know them.

You don't like my sense of humor? TOUGH. If you look at this thread, and the other one that japaneseguitar came after me, I'm NOT being a dick.

I don't think your little location schtick is funny? BIG DEAL. This thread doesn't say you all suck cock. This thread doesn't say you are stupid. This thread doesn't say I hate you. IT SAYS IT ISN'T FUNNY.

Go back, read this whole thread. Watch people jump on me right away. Why? BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK SOMETHING WAS FUNNY.

The only people I have started any shit with were those Simple Plan people. Maybe that's your problem with me?

Rub the shit out of your eyes and see what's up. You don't like me? I don't care. You don't have to. But don't look at everything I post waiting to jump on me. And you sure as fuck shouldn't be reading threads I start like this one. So don't bitch to me.

As for impressing prala? Give me a break. She's my friend. We know the same people. We bullshit about it. Not everything is like it is in your hessian world where every interaction between a man and a woman is some attempt to get in their pants. I bullshit with Kirby and Blofeld too, and Lowshot when he posts. Am I trying to impress them?

This is the stupidest fucking thread that has ever been. It didn't start off very strong, and you twits really fucking knocked it down to sub-intelligent levels. The fact that you guys can get so up in arms about me not thinking something is funny is INSANE.

Now I'm going to go out and drink and dance with my friends. See you when I get back and I'm really ready to go.
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post #39 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:49am
So having made up locations in your profile is unfunny, but changing your screen name every two weeks is rip roaringly hilarious?
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post #40 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:52am
My "location" has and always will be the dopest.

Yo Jesus, Matt Damon called NYC fuckin Athens. That rules. Better than Rome.
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post #41 of 58
6/20/02 at 12:55am
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The Lord God:
The fact that you guys can get so up in arms about me not thinking something is funny is INSANE.
Not nearly as insane as the idea of you starting an ENTIRE THREAD about it and then claiming it's no big deal....
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post #42 of 58
6/20/02 at 3:15am
People in New York are strange.
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post #43 of 58
6/20/02 at 4:00am
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Quote:
Poxy Von Sinister:
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The Lord God:
The fact that you guys can get so up in arms about me not thinking something is funny is INSANE.
Not nearly as insane as the idea of you starting an ENTIRE THREAD about it and then claiming it's no big deal....
STARTING AN ENTIRE THREAD?!?! What did it cost me money??

I saw a lot of people had fake locales, none of them happened to be funny, I made a comment about it. This wasn't Operation Overlord. It didn't take me hours to plan. And you know, it isn't a big deal.. I didn't make a deal out of this. I made a one sentence comment.

And btw, yes, name changes ARE funnier.
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post #44 of 58
6/20/02 at 6:54am
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The Lord God:


And btw, yes, name changes ARE funnier.
Well, that's just one stupid fucking prick prentending-to-be-a-deity's opinion.

You don't count for shit, Devin. Remember that.

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post #45 of 58
6/20/02 at 10:03am
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The Lord God:
And you know, it isn't a big deal.. I didn't make a deal out of this. I made a one sentence comment.
Ah, not a big deal, which is why you started a unique thread about it instead of commenting in an existing thread and titled your thread IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
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post #46 of 58
6/20/02 at 10:23am
Brian Ross made the only sensible post in this ENTIRE thread.
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post #47 of 58
6/20/02 at 10:29am
Hey, mine was sensible! I wasn't on the right track, but still. I didn't start slinging mud.
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post #48 of 58
6/20/02 at 10:52am
This Forum was turning out pretty nice until Devin aka The Lord God starting posting topics that are only good for him to argue with other chewers.

This is getting really lame.
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post #49 of 58
6/20/02 at 10:53am
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Django X Is Brown Bread:
People in New York are strange.
Easy now....New Yorkers are the salt of the earth...
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post #50 of 58
6/20/02 at 11:16am
Devin. Please lay off. You're causing headaches I don't need.
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