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Smilin' Jack Ruby Appreciation

post #1 of 40
6/28/02 at 12:11pm
Thread Starter 
Not only does this cat get together great stuff for the main CHUD page (and we have one of those, for you who never leave the boards) but he also contributes so much here - both with his knowledge and his wit.

The guy's a champion. Let's hear it for him.
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post #2 of 40
6/28/02 at 12:37pm
Indeed this man is hard working and diligent. What he brings to CHUD is something every website needs....determination to bring the goods. And he delivers. Good man, good man.
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post #3 of 40
6/28/02 at 1:00pm
Love him.

He's such an aseet here.
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post #4 of 40
6/28/02 at 1:01pm
Provides some of the coolest reading material, and the interviews he snags kick ass.
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post #5 of 40
6/28/02 at 1:02pm
Fucking closet homo.
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post #6 of 40
6/28/02 at 1:14pm
He provides great content and commentary to the site. He's also a Rock n Roll High School fan, so he's automatically cooler than cool.
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post #7 of 40
6/28/02 at 1:18pm
Other than that he let my copy of Pretty in Pink melt on his dashboard, he's a pretty cool guy.

(well he told me it melted, and then one time I called him and I heard the movie in the background, and I said "hey is that my copy of Pretty in Pink you're watching?" and he said "no, I just bought the soundtrack" but I swear I heard Annie Potts)
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post #8 of 40
6/28/02 at 1:20pm
Thread Starter 
Closet? I thought with all those musical reviews he was pretty much out.
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post #9 of 40
6/28/02 at 2:02pm
Thanks Jack.
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post #10 of 40
6/28/02 at 2:49pm
Jack,

You're the best. Unbeatable.

Now, go find out some more about WAR OF THE WORLDS. wink
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post #11 of 40
6/28/02 at 2:58pm
Smilin' Jack is one helluva guy, for a woman.

Seriously, he's always a great read, and a huge boon to CHUD. Thumbs up.
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post #12 of 40
6/28/02 at 3:06pm
I don't like Jack too much...he's mean. He could have stopped in at Will's and introduced himself to me after he dropped off Nick and Steve at his place after last year's ComicCon, and he sped away like so much Abe Vagoda. What a bitch.

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post #13 of 40
6/28/02 at 3:47pm
SJR rules!
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post #14 of 40
6/28/02 at 4:07pm
Tops. Once again, his review of The Horses Mouth rocked ass.
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post #15 of 40
6/28/02 at 5:38pm
He bears the mark of the beast, and I'm not talking about the Kevin Reynolds tank movie, either.
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post #16 of 40
6/28/02 at 6:23pm
And yet he still is a man of mystery where few know his name and even fewer his face.

Beware....internet reporting is only his day job!

*Gasp*
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post #17 of 40
6/28/02 at 6:30pm
I want to have his baby.
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post #18 of 40
6/28/02 at 6:59pm
I used to want to meet him. Now I know he'd never show up...
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post #19 of 40
6/28/02 at 8:48pm
Knows too much about Blake Edwards for me to trust him.

(Seriously, SJR is always entertaining, always knowledgeable.)
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post #20 of 40
6/28/02 at 9:17pm
His reviews are in-depth and always an entertaining read, and his posts often make me snarf. High praise, indeed.
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post #21 of 40
6/28/02 at 10:10pm
A really entertaining, creative, and thoughtful writer. I always look forward to his stuff. What more could you ask for?
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post #22 of 40
6/29/02 at 1:17am
God save the ... I mean, hail to the king, baby!
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post #23 of 40
6/29/02 at 11:00am
Yay SJR!
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post #24 of 40
6/29/02 at 11:44am
Quote:
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God save the ... I mean, hail to the king, baby!
Yeah, when I asked you to defend my heterosexual honor on this thread, that's EXACTLY what I meant, so thanks for that!

Wiseacre-y playa hata.
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post #25 of 40
6/29/02 at 1:00pm
He's got gorgeous tits, but I hear he's had work done on them.
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post #26 of 40
6/29/02 at 1:29pm
SJR does indeed rule. It's good to know folk still appreciate the finer things in life, like giant bug movies.
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post #27 of 40
6/29/02 at 2:21pm
Here's why he's "Smilin":

<img src="http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/rejectedvalentines/caldrax_oswald.jpg" alt="" />
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post #28 of 40
6/29/02 at 2:25pm
This is actually my favorite Ruby shot:

<img src="http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/ruby3.jpg" alt="" />

Surrounded by his womenz at his Dallas nightclub.

And thanks to everybody who said such nice things to me in this thread. If you really knew me, you'd know I was a real fucking bastard in real life, but I try to come off nice here on the site, which I love and consider my second (sometimes my first) home.

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post #29 of 40
6/29/02 at 2:28pm
Which one is Ruby?
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post #30 of 40
6/29/02 at 2:33pm
Kinda prefer this one myself:

<img src="http://www.what-a-character.com/photos/982798642.jpg" alt="" />
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post #31 of 40
6/29/02 at 2:37pm
Another keeper:

<img src="http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/rubymug.jpg" alt="" />
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post #32 of 40
6/29/02 at 4:07pm
I've loved Ruby (in a strictly one-internet-guy-to-another sense) since his days on Fandom, and I've always wanted him to just break down and get over to the Corner, where he belongs. Unfortunately for us, his knowledge goes far outside the simple realm of horror, and I'd honestly feel he'd be wasting his talent if he sat with us exclusively at the internet lunch counter.

Wonderful man, a man that knows how to get what he wants, and is ocasionally willing to even hook up friends with things they want (New York Fango).

So hell yeah! Go Jack!

...oh, and I've loved him in a I-wanna-fuck-him-in-the-ass sense for about 8 months now, in case anyone was wondering.

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post #33 of 40
6/29/02 at 4:13pm
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Army of the DJE:
Kinda prefer this one myself:

<img src="http://www.what-a-character.com/photos/982798642.jpg" alt="" />
What? That's not Ruby. That's Brian Doyle Murray.

Oh, and SJR. You rock hard, dude!

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post #34 of 40
6/29/02 at 4:38pm
Molinaro gets, as they say, the square.
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post #35 of 40
6/30/02 at 11:20pm
She's a class act.
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post #36 of 40
7/2/02 at 1:56pm
I do have a suggestion though....he needs a new CHUD shirt.

Nick I suppose you could give him one since he got it on the Resident Evil featurette.
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post #37 of 40
7/2/02 at 2:48pm
Nah, there's something to be said for a t-shirt that's been through the laundry a thousand times. You should see my 1989 R.E.M. tour shirt.
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post #38 of 40
7/6/02 at 9:03am
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Smilin' Jack Ruby:
Nah, there's something to be said for a t-shirt that's been through the laundry a thousand times. You should see my 1989 R.E.M. tour shirt.
It's like my IRON GIANT crew shirt that was given to me by Brad freakin' Bird. I could keep it safe somewhere, but that's no fun. I love wearing it and by now, it's almost an abstract.

Oh... and Smilin' Jack Ruby doesn't suck.

Well, he does... but he doesn't drag teeth. And there's something to be said for that.
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post #39 of 40
7/6/02 at 9:13am
Sometimes, Drew, dragging teeth is a good thing...depends on how good they do it...

In SJR's case....VERY good...
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post #40 of 40
7/6/02 at 9:36am
Waaahoo! For SJR. I got to meet him last week. He's a cool guy and adds a lot to this site.
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