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post #1 of 56
7/6/02 at 1:22pm
Thread Starter 
In the spirit of being an absolute ass, I feel now that the days of Will/Devin/HAM fights have gone the way of the cockfights in South Central L.A. that we need to carry on the needless mudslinging if only for the sake of the children in the audience.

So here we'll be taking applications for the next generation of CHUD Feuds.

If interested, please leave your name, number, the address of someone you know, your religion, your sexual orientation, shoe size, and who you'd like to do battle with and we here at Team Django will get back to you on a first come, first served basis.

Thank you...

Sean Winton Django
Organizer and Promoter of CHUD Feuds Inc.
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post #2 of 56
7/6/02 at 1:24pm
Verbs...you're a dead man.
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post #3 of 56
7/6/02 at 1:55pm
I want a piece of Wesley Snipes.
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post #4 of 56
7/6/02 at 2:11pm
Thread Starter 
Unfortunately Snipes was HAM in disguise.

Hey wait a second...
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post #5 of 56
7/6/02 at 2:12pm
aaaaa....never mind...I've got shillin' -no dammit, that's publicity! get it right!- to do.
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post #6 of 56
7/6/02 at 3:20pm
Okay Cunningham, there's only room for one old-school Star Wars geek on these boards!
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post #7 of 56
7/6/02 at 3:25pm
Quote:
Call:
Verbs...you're a dead man.
Don't get into this....it's between me and the broad.
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post #8 of 56
7/6/02 at 3:26pm
grim_fist is a dead man
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post #9 of 56
7/6/02 at 3:27pm
And Saturday night's all right for fighting...

Dear Team Django,

I once read that a person is defined by the enemies they have. I've been hanging here for a little while and don't feel like I've made many proper enemies yet, and consequently am suffering something of an identity crisis.

So:

SWF seeking out anonymous internet poster for relationship involving flames, feuds, and mutual self-righteous indignant loathing. If you can make my skin crawl with appalled hatred every time I see your sig, just before the red mist descends, I want to hear from you!

In return, I promise to ensure that every morning you wake, your first thought will rove with sociopathic surety to the knowledge that I continue to exist in the world, somewhere, and that this notion will so fill you with tortuous rage that you will spontaneously sneeze bile on to your pillow for at least 15 minutes.

No timewasters, please.
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post #10 of 56
7/6/02 at 3:29pm
When Tony gets back he's a fucking dead man.

Shield your ass, Tony-- SHIELD IT!
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post #11 of 56
7/6/02 at 3:34pm
Laugharn and raoul duke, your asses are mine!
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post #12 of 56
7/6/02 at 4:32pm
Sean Carlson. CHUD's designated DA.
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post #13 of 56
7/6/02 at 4:47pm
<img src="http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m4/street-fighter-c.jpg" alt="" />

I'll take you all on - Chiba style
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post #14 of 56
7/6/02 at 5:14pm
Quote:
Poxy Von Sinister:
Okay Cunningham, there's only room for one old-school Star Wars geek on these boards!
And that one geek would be me. Bring it on!
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post #15 of 56
7/6/02 at 6:30pm
Quote:
Verbal, The Angel of Death:
When Tony gets back he's a fucking dead man.

Shield your ass, Tony-- SHIELD IT!
where the hell IS Tony?
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post #16 of 56
7/6/02 at 6:49pm
I think he went to the Wizard World 2002 in Chicago or something.......
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post #17 of 56
7/6/02 at 7:33pm
Thread Starter 
Dear AliceInWonderland,

We wish to inform you that our lord and savior, S. Winton Django Esq, the aforementioned King of the Wicker Djipshits, has hereby taken it upon himself to be this person you seek.

Please send photos for reference and potental voodoo djolls.

And lay of Grim Fist.

That little WHORE! is mine...
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post #18 of 56
7/6/02 at 7:47pm
You'll have to catch me first...SLUT!
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post #19 of 56
7/7/02 at 12:29am
Quote:
Sean Winton Django:
Unfortunately Snipes was HAM in disguise.

Hey wait a second...
Geez, first he's the Tooth Fairy and now Wesley Snipes?

What next, Devin???
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post #20 of 56
7/7/02 at 3:38am
I got your feud right here...
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post #21 of 56
7/7/02 at 12:24pm
C'mon man, put that away, did you just get out of the pool or something?
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post #22 of 56
7/7/02 at 1:04pm
Quote:
Sean Winton Django:
Dear AliceInWonderland,

We wish to inform you that our lord and savior, S. Winton Django Esq, the aforementioned King of the Wicker Djipshits, has hereby taken it upon himself to be this person you seek.

Please send photos for reference and potental voodoo djolls.

And lay of Grim Fist.

That little WHORE! is mine...
Cool! I'm honoured. I've quarrelled with our Lord and Saviour before, but never online.

How do we do this then? Should one of us just suddenly go off one day on a seemingly innocuous post by the other, or should we slowly build up a moving front of low snipery and barely veiled personal contempt over the course of several threads, all the while masquerading as persons involved in "intense debate"?

And is someone going to sing "The Lay of Grim Fist"? It sounds like a hit to me.
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post #23 of 56
7/7/02 at 1:13pm
Quote:
Poxy Von Sinister:
Okay Cunningham, there's only room for one old-school Star Wars geek on these boards!
I'm not a geek. You and Bret duke it out. wink
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post #24 of 56
7/7/02 at 2:35pm
Thread Starter 
Mud pit, Alice. I'll meet you in the mud pit...
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post #25 of 56
7/7/02 at 2:47pm
I'll take one, please.
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post #26 of 56
7/7/02 at 3:04pm
I'm starting to dislike you, flyers.
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post #27 of 56
7/7/02 at 3:08pm
Quote:
Bluntmatt:
Laugharn and raoul duke, your asses are mine!
But my ass already belongs to Carl Weathers.
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post #28 of 56
7/7/02 at 4:53pm
Quote:
Verbal, The Angel of Death:
I'm starting to dislike you, flyers.
And yet you still enjoy the taste of my cock. Strange, isn't it?
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post #29 of 56
7/7/02 at 6:16pm
Quote:
AliceInWonderland
I've quarrelled with our Lord and Saviour before, but never online.

How do we do this then? Should one of us just suddenly go off one day on a seemingly innocuous post by the other, or should we slowly build up a moving front of low snipery and barely veiled personal contempt over the course of several threads, all the while masquerading as persons involved in "intense debate"?
I recommend immediate, high-volume hijacking of all threads Django is involved in with personal assaults on his sexuality, mother, personal hygiene, general physical appearance, and genital size.

Think of Sherman's March to the Sea (oops, bad ref, given the Atlanta base of CHUD? wink ) and you'll get an idea. Or Truman dropping the bomb on Nagasaki for shits and grins after Hiroshima. No mercy, no prisoners.

I never liked Django anyway - but he's taken; maybe I'll whoop ass on swykk, he seems to need attention.....
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post #30 of 56
7/7/02 at 11:01pm
Quote:
Verbal, The Angel of Death:
When Tony gets back he's a fucking dead man.

Shield your ass, Tony-- SHIELD IT!
My ass shield is in place, give me your best shot.

I've also got a sack shield so don't even try that...
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post #31 of 56
7/8/02 at 6:25am
Can't we all just get along?
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post #32 of 56
7/8/02 at 6:43am
Quote:
flyers:
C'mon man, put that away, did you just get out of the pool or something?
It's always been that way...
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post #33 of 56
7/8/02 at 9:38am
Quote:
Will:
Can't we all just get along?
Err...how did this happen?
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post #34 of 56
7/8/02 at 9:56am
Quote:
Will:
Can't we all just get along?
The Stepford Chewers...they go away ranting and raving, but come back nice as pie. eek!
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post #35 of 56
7/8/02 at 10:55am
Quote:
Sean Winton Django:
Mud pit, Alice. I'll meet you in the mud pit...
Mud? Ewwwwww!!!!
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post #36 of 56
7/8/02 at 11:52am
Thread Starter 
Nah, it'll be cool, Alice. I'll wear my Daredevil wet-suit, you can wear an Elektra inspired bikini (if not just a bikini) and we'll have a swell ol' time.

Well...at least I'll have a swell ol' time anyway.

As for the other development...looks like a ban lasts about 24 hours around here, Verbs.

Cause two out of three have been posting since yesterday.

Yay for the good guys...
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post #37 of 56
7/8/02 at 1:39pm
Blessed are the Peacemakers, and Colt .45's have always been my faves!! I'm strapped and ready to rock!! I'll take on all comers.
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post #38 of 56
7/8/02 at 4:34pm
Quote:
capteucalyptus (Scott Roche):
Blessed are the Peacemakers, and Colt .45's have always been my faves!! I'm strapped and ready to rock!! I'll take on all comers.
Isn't Colt .45 a tasty malt beverage? I'd like some of that, please. Alice, do you partake, perchance?
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post #39 of 56
7/8/02 at 4:38pm
Quote:
Will
[QBIsn't Colt .45 a tasty malt beverage? I'd like some of that, please. [/QB]
Only if you drink once for yourself, then drop one for your homies. Word.
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post #40 of 56
7/8/02 at 4:41pm
Thread Starter 
I just always hold one back for myself.

Should use it right about now actually...
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post #41 of 56
7/8/02 at 4:42pm
All you bitches is mine!
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post #42 of 56
7/9/02 at 7:50pm
I've always wanted to take a poke at that mother fucker Mr. Rogers. Mr. McFeely this you sonuvabitch!
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post #43 of 56
7/9/02 at 7:55pm
Don't be rollin' on the Rog-dogg!
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post #44 of 56
7/9/02 at 8:36pm
Quote:
trippingbillie41:
Quote:
Will
[QBIsn't Colt .45 a tasty malt beverage? I'd like some of that, please.
Only if you drink once for yourself, then drop one for your homies. Word.[/QB]
Drop one for my homies? You mean like, "pinch one" for my homies? Isn't Homie a clown with a sock full of buckshot?

I get soooooo confused being all old and all. wink
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post #45 of 56
7/12/02 at 11:27am
Quote:
Sean Winton Django:
Nah, it'll be cool, Alice. I'll wear my Daredevil wet-suit, you can wear an Elektra inspired bikini (if not just a bikini) and we'll have a swell ol' time.

Well...at least I'll have a swell ol' time anyway.
I am beginning to have my doubts about this. I just wanted to indulge in feelings of deep personal enmity directed towards a semi-anonymous internet poster, and now I'm being asked to mud wrestle CHUD's version of Nietsche whilst wearing a metallic gold bikini.

And I can't even spell Neitsczhe. Hell, on a good day, "metallic" gives me trouble.

I think this relationship is progressing much to fast. Can't we just be enemies?
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post #46 of 56
7/12/02 at 11:47am
Heh heh...whilst..
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post #47 of 56
7/16/02 at 3:08pm
In spite of recent events, I would like to take on the following chewers in a brawl. Me versus:

EVERYBODY.

I'll take you all on. Bitches leave!

Love,

Rath.
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post #48 of 56
7/16/02 at 3:27pm
I see my voice of reason doesn't work so well in the ears of young men going to NYC in, 5 weeks isn't it?
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post #49 of 56
7/16/02 at 4:30pm
*waiting in the stands popcorn ready*

So let the mud fly!

Um...
Damn, Wait! I forgot my soda.

*Leaves ot find a Coke*
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post #50 of 56
7/16/02 at 7:22pm
Quote:
sleeplesslumber

*Leaves ot find a Coke*
And the no edit zone claims another victim.....
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