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Happy Birthday to the Girlcreeture's huge, hairy balls!!

post #1 of 40
7/9/02 at 9:38am
Thread Starter 
And believe me, I would know!
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post #2 of 40
7/9/02 at 9:47am
Happy birthday Creech!
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post #3 of 40
7/9/02 at 10:24am
Feast on bloodcake and rape the innocent, it's your day... BEAST.

Happy, for Christ!
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post #4 of 40
7/9/02 at 10:25am
Happy Birthday, Creetch.
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post #5 of 40
7/9/02 at 10:56am
Happy Birthday to you, Creetch.
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post #6 of 40
7/9/02 at 11:06am
Happy happy, GC!
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post #7 of 40
7/9/02 at 11:14am
Happy Birthday.
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post #8 of 40
7/9/02 at 11:34am
Happy B-day and many more, GC!
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post #9 of 40
7/9/02 at 11:45am
Happy to you!
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post #10 of 40
7/9/02 at 11:50am
<img src="http://images.cafepress.com/zoom/882293_zoom.jpg" alt="" />
Both of us say happy birthday!
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post #11 of 40
7/9/02 at 1:04pm
Quote:
Poxy Von Sinister:
<img src="http://images.cafepress.com/zoom/882293_zoom.jpg" alt="" />
Both of us say happy birthday!
Rawwwwk!

Thanks all! I am home sick today which sucks, but it means I can play all day with yeeew
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post #12 of 40
7/9/02 at 1:15pm
Happy B-Day to your smelly, scraggly, bug infested, hair, gaingly, and downright disgusting ball sack.
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post #13 of 40
7/9/02 at 1:25pm
You know, I'm never shaving those balls again if they get this sort of reaction all the time.

Also, this is what I got for my birthday, I am literally sending the payment for her NOW

<a href="http://www.volks.co.jp/c_goods/superdollfie/c_sd/nana_01.html" target="_blank">http://www.volks.co.jp/c_goods/superdollfie/c_sd/nana_01.html</a>

I am so lucky!
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post #14 of 40
7/9/02 at 2:04pm
Shave them with a dull blade.

Happy happy GC!
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post #15 of 40
7/9/02 at 2:20pm
Have a happy birthday from your local Ohio sociopath. I hope to see you and your hairy balls at CHUDEast, whenever the fuck it happens.
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post #16 of 40
7/9/02 at 4:42pm
Happy Birthday to the other parts of you, GC.

Now, why is that doll signifigant?
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post #17 of 40
7/9/02 at 4:56pm
Today, I'll tell some dead baby jokes in your honor. Happy B-Day, old maid!
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post #18 of 40
7/9/02 at 5:29pm
You have balls? Happy birthday creetch.
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post #19 of 40
7/9/02 at 5:43pm
Hippo Birdy Two Ewes
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post #20 of 40
7/9/02 at 6:56pm
Thanks babies! Keep the dead baby jokes a'flowing Diva!

And Coyote, there really isn't any signifigance to the doll aside from the fact that I've coveted the damn thing for far too long and never thought I could afford her (she's 'spensive).
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post #21 of 40
7/9/02 at 8:44pm
Creetch, 49,800 Yen for that is okay. Hech, you could collect that just bu having everybody on this site that has a "yen" for you to mail them in. Heh!

Now I am sure you will love what Johnny gets you, but this is what I'd give you for your birthday.

<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/bentley_11.art" alt="" />
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post #22 of 40
7/9/02 at 9:17pm
GIMME NOW DAMMIT!
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post #23 of 40
7/9/02 at 9:25pm
You'd give her a smudge of smog drifting over a California hillside?
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post #24 of 40
7/9/02 at 9:46pm
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girlcreeture:
GIMME NOW DAMMIT!
I tried to tell you long ago, but you were blinded by the fast talking "Shady Johnnie." Let's see him buy you one! Hah!

Sorry, you will have to live on love and mutual respect and the fun of finding and buying a house and having little chewers. Wait, what am I saying???
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post #25 of 40
7/9/02 at 9:49pm
Quote:
Blofeld:
You'd give her a smudge of smog drifting over a California hillside?
No, I believe that is the new high milage LP Bently. Ah, no polution. Yeah! Its actualy beneficial to the enviroment, ah yeah. The more you drive it the cleaner the air gets. Only about $375,000- to $400,000 new, but easily worth it don't you think?
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post #26 of 40
7/10/02 at 12:04am
<img src="http://www.innergrail.com/misc/girlcreeture-bday.gif" alt="" />
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post #27 of 40
7/10/02 at 12:10am
I can't really top Voltes so I'll just wish you a Happy Birthday.
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post #28 of 40
7/10/02 at 12:16am
Voltes! Cool! You rock!

What the Hell is that furry thing?!
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post #29 of 40
7/10/02 at 12:31am
I think it's a hamster that's really, really wasted; or it could be one of your partying hairy balls. wink I was actually searching for the dancing Blockbuster hamster with no such luck so I had to make do with that lil' dude. By the way, I hope you're feeling a lot better tonight, sweetie!
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post #30 of 40
7/10/02 at 12:56am
In a perfect world... I don't know who would enjoy this more, you or Johnny.

<img src="http://www.sonystyle.com/images/250x250/shots/kf60dx100.jpg" alt="" />

But, HAPPY HAPPY anyways!
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post #31 of 40
7/10/02 at 1:07am
A very Happy Birthday to you, Creeture!
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post #32 of 40
7/10/02 at 10:49am
Happy berfday!

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post #33 of 40
7/10/02 at 1:16pm
Happy Birthday, Creetch!!
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post #34 of 40
7/10/02 at 1:59pm
Quote:
Frost:
Happy berfday!
I think you mean "barf-day." I happen to know the creetch has a penchant for tequila.
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post #35 of 40
7/10/02 at 3:21pm
Actually, if you treat the Tequila right, it will treat YOU right.

And I mean treat that shit right by not poisoning it with other substances. Only time I ever yakked on Tequila was when I foolishly drank other things and smoked other things, I was punished accordingly.
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post #36 of 40
7/10/02 at 4:00pm
Girlcreeture! Sort of CHUD's Sylma Heyek. (sp)
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post #37 of 40
7/10/02 at 7:00pm
So, GC, what size Tshirt do you wear?
<img src="http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AL4472T.jpg" alt="" />
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post #38 of 40
7/10/02 at 10:32pm
Happy birthday, creetchpants!

Put on some gloves in case your palm starts blinking red.
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post #39 of 40
7/11/02 at 1:19am
Creetch! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And I hope you have the spookiest summer and a great year!
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post #40 of 40
7/11/02 at 1:53pm
Hey all! Thanks again everyone for the happies!

T'was a good year, aside from my new doll, me Mum bought me a kick ass kimono with an obi, and adorable zori sandals with lucky kitties on them (though they're small and I will prolly have to sell them ).

I also bought myself a bad ass new sewing machine (I'ts Hello Kitty pink! Rawk!) and I got lotsa free dinner and more this weekend, life is good
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