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Screw You Young-Ass Punks!

post #1 of 39
Thread Starter 
...or is that Young Ass-Punks? I can never remember, probably because I TURNED FORTY-FUCKING-TWO today.

Now be a nice kid, and fetch Grandpa some more bourbon...
post #2 of 39
Bout time to turn conservative!
post #3 of 39
I will be breaking into your house and stealing your t.v set shortly. Maybe I'll egg your lawn too for good measure.
post #4 of 39
You're only a year or two older than my dad, look on the bright side.

Happy Birthday.
post #5 of 39
Quote:
Werewolf Gurl:
I will be breaking into your house and stealing your t.v set shortly. Maybe I'll egg your lawn too for good measure.
Darn kids.
post #6 of 39
You just don't understand, old man.

Happy birthday... or whatever. I don't care.
post #7 of 39
If you add the 4 and 2 together you're actually 6.

Happy Birthday, Gramps!
post #8 of 39
Yeah, happy birthday grandpa.
post #9 of 39
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
...or is that Young Ass-Punks?
I believe the proper spelling would be "Young-Assed Punks"(Although this site has it's fair share of Ass-Punks as well.)

Happy Birthday old man. See you soon.

post #10 of 39
Happy Birthday!
post #11 of 39
I'm with you Gramps. Turned 32 on Monday.
post #12 of 39
Ah, why didn't you say so. Happy belated, jerkface!
post #13 of 39
I'm pretty sure you meant magnificent bastard.

I'm the type who would refrain from starting a birthday thread for fear that no one would attend.
post #14 of 39
Happy Birthday, Singer.

How come I've never met you at local CHUD events?
post #15 of 39
have a good one you zelda hating mutha...and hey, don't forget to get your colon inspected or an annual enema.

Keep it secret, keep it safe.
post #16 of 39
Quote:
Rylander (a prince):
I'm the type who would refrain from starting a birthday thread for fear that no one would attend.
Probably true, too.

Wokka wokka wokka!
post #17 of 39
Alas Jacob, I am but a mere snip of a lad at thirty-one.
post #18 of 39
Happy Birthday, old timer. I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD TIMER.

HAPPY. BIRTHDAY. OLD. TIMER.

Aah, forget it. Someone wheel him in front of the TV.
post #19 of 39
Happy Birthday Jacob.
post #20 of 39
Look on the bright side -- you are now the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Happy birthday!
post #21 of 39
Well happy birthday Sir, my parent always thought me to respect the elderly.

I'll get you that bourbon.

Do you need any assistance with that walker Sir?

Heh heh heh... Hey look on the bright side the best years of your life and now pretty much over, you've live more than half you life expectancy and the only thing you've got to look for is being annoyed by those damn kids.

Cheers mate!

All joking Aside Happy B-day man! Enjoy!
post #22 of 39
Duuuuuuude you are freakin' olllllld. Wow.

I will be 32 next month.
post #23 of 39
what's a record player?
gumby who?
you smoke trees?
three hour tour? i don't get it
how come this camera doesn't have a screen on the back? manual what?
can ah gets some nizzy foe mah shizzy up in dis hizzy?

happy birthday man, don't worry, ya still got the toilets, they're ageless, beautiful, and will devour just about anything, much like our friend the shark, a design that has changed little in such a long time, and if sharks were computers they would be flying by now, that would be fun, taking a shuttle from boston to new york in a big mako, racing dogfish with your friends, i don't know about killer whales though, if they could fly that would scare me, but they are not sharks, i had a dream about a killer whale swimming through my house once, i think it means that in a previous life i lived in the ocean, i think i had a dog, 'cause cats fucking suck...
post #24 of 39
I´m 22 years old. You could easily be my father. Happy Birthday old man!
post #25 of 39
To Jacob Singers Nurse:

Please tell Mr Singer Happy Birthday and then allow him one Zagnut bar and a sponge bath.
Then empty his wallet.
post #26 of 39
There's only one thing I could possibly get you for your birthday, Jacob:

MAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! !!!!!!!!!!
post #27 of 39
Cool! Someone older than me on the boards! Keep it up, Singer! And I mean that figuratively and literally. Happy Birthday, old fart!
post #28 of 39
I don't feel old at all now.

Happy b-day!
post #29 of 39
Happy Birthday. You don't look a day under 40.
post #30 of 39
Happy Birthday, sir.
post #31 of 39
*flash of obligatory birthday boobies*

Happy, happy, happy, and remember, you're only as old as you feel!
post #32 of 39
Thread Starter 
My nurse says I'm supposed to type something here, but my rheumatism's actin' up somethin' fierce, and I forgot what she said... somethin' about thankin' people for somethin' or other.

GOTTA POOP!

You guys rock, whatever that means...
post #33 of 39
Damn...sorry I missed this yesterday, Jacob. Happy F'n Birthday, buddy.
post #34 of 39
Dude you're twice my age, mwuahahahahaha! Just kidding, you're one of the coolest 42 years old I have the pleasure of knowing.

Happy Birthday pappy (and a happy birthday to Rylander as well).
post #35 of 39
I heard on tv last night that Demi Moore is 41. She seems to be holding up very well. So, for your birthday, I wish you Demi Moore. You kids have fun.
post #36 of 39
Happy Birthday, Mr. Singer!

And a belated to Rylander, as well.

*smootches*
post #37 of 39
Happy birthday, you old dog.
post #38 of 39
*Breaks Jacob's hip, runs away*

HA!

Happy birthday, you old bastard.
post #39 of 39
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
...or is that Young Ass-Punks? I can never remember, probably because I TURNED FORTY-FUCKING-TWO today.

Now be a nice kid, and fetch Grandpa some more bourbon...
Jacob,

You are but a mere slip of a lad and those near your age that have complimented you and said you are not old are to be blessed. As for the rest of you guys making fun of old guys, FUCK YOU!
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