How do you get member rated?

First, turn on the option in your profile page. Second offer favors or prizes to people in exchange for good ratings. Oral sex works for some, but for a good rating from me, offer money.

Ratings are overrated.

Yes, but how else will you know who's popular? This isn't like high school, where all the cool kids sit at one table in the cafeteria.

And honestly, even though they're overrated, wouldn't your throw someone a fiver for a little cash?

Sure. Give me some cash and I'll give you a five. If you don't, I'll give you a one. wink

Capitalism in action. Grifter would be so proud. If yours was turned on, I'd give you a 3 for free, and a discount on a 5.

edit: his ratings are suddenly turned on. I'm taking care of it now.

Yes, I'm interested in some feedback. I spend a good amount of time on the boards but I have no idea what my presence does for other people. Whack away.

edit: there's some free guilt for you, Jankis. I just gave you a five.

Congrats, dude. You get a five simply for Dawn of the Dead love.

Actually, I already gave you a guilt free 5. Come on over and sit at the cool lunch table for a while.

All of your stars are blue. I was confused by that too until my rating dropped. Look at my stars ... the one on the right is not selected, but the ones on the left are. You have a 5 star rating. Mine is not so good.

You consider 4 out of 5 stars not so good?!

Not so good as a 5. I was comparing mine to his. I'm quite happy with the size of my rating, thank you.

Lebowski sigs and handles earn automatic fives. Plus, thedudeabides is a pretty smart guy, judging from the posts I've seen from him in the Creature Corner.

The absolute best way to pull ratings is to venture onto the main board and post something along the lines of:

LuCA$ i$ a HaCk, the hoBBitS are gAy, and ReEVes coULDn't act hIS way OUt of a PAPr bAg!!

I just gave everyone here a 5 in a cheap bid for attention.

Didn't you read the fine print when you asked for an id? The 5er is required, and I'm not talking about a rating.

First off my member is perfect, so rate it accordingly.

Second I've rated all of these persons with *****. It did not matter if you were dicks or arses I still gave you *****. Now All those rated here in the list, yeah that’s you, you cock sucking shitfaced hillbillies, better give me ***** or I'll do absolutely nothing, you hear, nothing.

Here the list, I hate this rating bullcrap anyway. You’re all ***** in my book.

Nick Nunziata, DJEvil is a Lazy, Lazy Bastard, Carl Cunningham®, Steve Murphy, Micah Robinson, There is no Coyote, only spoons., khitcher 2: coming soon, Johnny Butane, Jacob Singer, girlcreeture, CHUDenver's Seahawk, Tony Bag o' donuts, Refrozen Seabass, Devin is the Faux Elite, HeavyMetalThunder, Mike 'Ludwig' Arsenault, Rath/Brendan, D. B. Cooper, TheOutlawTorn, captain supermarket, hesterthe13th, Malinari, Chaos Spawn of the Abyss, YaeSu, gravedigger41, Diva is Flowers McFluffyblossom, Veidt, flyarz, billylove, Ugly Goblin Boy, Keeper of the Grove, Darth Algar, Kevin Matchstick, hiro!, Jennifer falls in like, Sethos, prala wants a cooky, Andre Dellamorte, kiki37, The Great Straxby, wade, Scott Roche, Malliabu: Loveboat Captain, Cheese Biscuits, Rylander (a prince), Rogue, courteous Halfling, Z-Man, voltes5, Blunt, piranhapictures, Kirby Drummond, EFIL4TTEF, CTDeLude, Ugly Goblin Boy, Slave #1273, JG-The Song of my Jailer*, SpaceMonkeyX, AgentOrange, BillJohnson, Dan Whitehead, Katanga, Alice In Her Party Dress, Sleeplesslumber, Sister Gracie Lou, caligari, VintageViolence, Shelby, Little Otik, otisthecat, Jackass is Gothic now, Mr. Krueger, Adam_72, WickerMan, Dave, What was ScottStandridge scared of?, Aghora Will Soon Be Mesquamacus, kittyinjammies, Matt Goldberg, Devin Updating, purple_hazed, Cthulhu 4 U, Dances with Chainsaws, Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist, A Boomstick at a Wedding, Two PossiBruceLities, Werewolf Gurl, Coffin Joe Jr., Mr. Fat, shootitinthehead, BC1970, Hubris: Crimson Lad, Devil Unicorn, Empereur GHOULE, billz3bub, Enthusiasm Enthusiast, Anne, Angel Red Wings, Just do Sammy Jankis, i3ullseye, Farmer Vincent: Dairy Of A Madman, Mutant X, Russell Lucas, ., 28 Day Slater, Jamiepoole, TheBandit: Cunning Linguist, The Myers Revolutions, Floydian Trip, rabigjb, Angelus, thedudeabides, Eastern-Bloc Robot Cowboy

And all of those who have turn off their rating thingy well I would have given you ***** to all you pricks, but you are all too insecure to be judged, so no ***** to you.

Cheers!

p.s. I hope you all can tell I’m joking right, or am I?

Double Cheers!

I'd just like to point out that I've detected a direct correlation between the number of five-star ratings I dish out and how drunk I am.

Everyone in this thread got 5's from me.

Hellspawn: I rated you along time ago, so you can continue doing nothing to me.