The Tony Ryan Appreciation Thread - Page 2

yea, Tony gets all three thumbs up !
Hope to read many more words from you wink

mexico is awesome. in my brazilian jail cell, we didn't get the internet. just crappy basic cable.

Tony brings a lot to the table. and then shares.

Tony is sweet, and sexy, and completely hot.

How cool is Tony?

I sent him Swedish Kroner. On DVD.

He just surpassed Sho Kosugi on the Ninja-Meter.

Tony, you are indeed the man. No, you are much more than that. You are 3 times that. Yep, you are 3 men, not just man. 3 men trapped inside an 18-year old movie geek. How did they come to be there? How does the fate of the world rest in their hands? Find out on the next episode of THUNDERBIRDS! Tonight on TechTV...

...err... sorry... I got carried away there. Tony Ryan rocks the shizzle, my nizzle. Now lets go eat some chizzle.

Tony, I notice you are a guy with extensive movie knowledge. Call me?

Oh if I had the number, I so would. I so would.

And thanks for the kind words. Makes me fuzzy insides. You should all expect your payment, in cash like I said, within the week.

To quote myself from another thread...

Tony Ryan's Las Vegas Adventure (Deleted Scenes)

A couple of months ago, Tony Ryan visited Las Vegas and found some time to visit me and the place of my employ. We had a great time, but I think it's time that you learned the full story.

It was unplanned, but Voltes meets Tony Ryan for the first time.....
It was a sudden surprise. His name being called from behind. He turned around and saw the flesh and blood version of a CHUD online persona called, "voltes5." It was an awkward meeting of sorts as Tony carried a big bag of pornographic materials freshly purchased from the Adult Superstore just across the street. He did his best to hide it, while the voltes5 character did his best not to notice it; however, even a blind man 50 feet away could read Wild Girls on Girls Action in Toledo DVD through the clear plastic bag. There was also a big bottle of lotion.

Tony Ryan inside the Casino's computer center.....
Tony hacked through every critical servers of the casino and programmed a "Nyto Anry Virus" that permanently disabled all of the servers. His hacking signature was immaculate and no traces could be found. It was like that urban legend where the killer was calling within the same house! Till this day, the perpetrator hasn't been found.

Tony Ryan and his adventures with the Room Service Ladies.....
With his devilishly wily charms, he had convinced the Housekeepers (the well-endowed ones, of course) to accompany them. It might have been a world's record, but Tony Ryan has successfully brought the ladies come to the Big O on practically every room and on every floor. Votes was impressed to learn that Tony still had room for a Low-Fat Banana Split Sundae with whipped cream at the Buffet Brunch (only $2.99!).

There are more deleted scenes, but as CHUD is Rated R, I don't want to be pushing the envelope.....

I'd kick his ass, take his lunch money, and then cheat off of im in Film and Lit class.

If we were in jail, I'd make him my bitch and talk movies while I was prison raping him.

If we crash landed in the Andes, I'd eat him last.

Cheers, Tony.

Tony is my Huggy Bear.

The man gave me props without even knowing me. He definitely rocks like no other.

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Tony Ryan saved my marriage.

Wait a sec, no he didn't. He fucking ruined it.

Fucking slick teen-agers and their knowledge of film...

Tony, not only do you have the coolest looking room with all the movie posters, YOU are a very smart, sweet and cool guy! Your thread giving compliments is awesome! Even though, you don't know me, I feel like I know you. Here's a great big HUG, HUG, HUG!