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Well shit, I barely recognize the place...

post #1 of 41
Thread Starter 
Yes, I am a whore. But more importantly, I am your whore once again. I could not stay away...I missed everyone too damn much.

So...what did I miss out on? I have been lurking on and off this entire time, but damn if there aren't a million new faces milling about.
post #2 of 41
Well its about damn time you came back.

Lets see where to begin...

Nick moved about a month ago to Brazil and is working as a fluffer for young Latin men porn starts.

Smiling Jack Ruby has had a sex change operation and is currently being called "Cindy241"
The worst part he/she keeps calling everyone "Suger". Its kinda icky.
post #3 of 41
What did you miss?

Hmm...

Well, I fended off the apocalypse a couple of times.

Dan Whitehead wrote a book entitled "My Life as Spider-Man".

Poxy burned a whole into the sides of his head with a white hot, iron bar.

Smiling Jack is in the middle of his on-again, off-again relationship with the Lord Joel Silver.

Nick is in Prague...

CHUD is now run by the very real Uncle Mitch.

Kronos changed his named to Cronos.

Devin has sworn off all things interesting and is now living in St. Louis...

And some more stuff...

Welcome back!
post #4 of 41
Thread Starter 
Poxy burned a whole into the sides of his head with a white hot, iron bar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn, <snif> he was one of the good ones...if only Devin hadn't made fun of his job...
post #5 of 41
Oh yeah.

The word "hole" has been replaced by the better sounding and correctly spelled: "whole."
post #6 of 41
post #7 of 41
Good to have you back, sir.
post #8 of 41
Yeah, things have changed a great deal since you left, but one thing remains constant: you're still a homo.
post #9 of 41
Welcome Back, Luddy! *HUGS HUGS AND MORE HUGS*
post #10 of 41
Welcome back, man. Seriously, it's great to see you back.
post #11 of 41
Welcome back, man!
post #12 of 41
Whjdfbs htya Usgpsd

(We'd like to apologize for Poxy's post -- his typing skills simply aren't the same since the "bar incident." We're sure what he's trying to say is, "Welcome back."

Regards,
The staff of St. Epstein duPree's Hospital for the Advanced Treatment of Things Through the Head and Stuff)
post #13 of 41
YAY!

I'm so glad to see your face around these parts again, Luddy-my-friend.

*mwuah*
post #14 of 41
It's good to have you back. There's a serious lack of Chewers with "arse" in their name.
post #15 of 41
welcome back? you've always made me feel like dancing, and now, i shall dance once again, check out my groove, dig?...
post #16 of 41
Where have you been, you Canuck?
post #17 of 41
Thread Starter 
I put myself into self-imposed exile, proceeded to make a jackass out of myself at Devin's site, dropped out of the web pretty much altogether, came to my senses and came back hat-in-hand to CHUD.

Real-Life tm wise, I have been very busy with work, etc. I found I was getting a bit burnt out from working with technology all of the time, so I have cut back on external consulting alomst 100% and gotten a job at a pizza place (Little Caesar's, to be precise) working as a pizza-makin' fool. I work full-time at a graphic arts firm here in Winnipeg as a web programmer, so that gets pretty intense as it is. The consulting at home on top of that was nice money-wise, but sanity-wise, not at all. The pizza job has been I think my most brilliant descision yet, as it allows me to burn off all kinds of nervous energy and turn my mind virtually off for a few hours a week (I do like 6-9 hours a week...nothing major). The pay is shit but I am getting some much-needed mental R & R.

I have also been able to work on my marriage a lot more since stopping the consulting work. My wife and I are getting along very well again, which has also done wonders to my stress-levels.

Kids are doing great also. My youngest turns 3 tomorrow and is a terror. My oldest finishes off first grade on Friday. She is in French-Immersion (meaning that most of her course cirriculum is taught in both English and French) and doing quite well.

Nothing else really to report. I haven't spoken with many of you since I took off, so take a minute and fill me in via here or PM when you get the chance. It seems like many things have changed here since I was away, for the better IMHO.

DIVA:

I am not done your birthday present as of yet...I have been trying to stay away from the computer while at home, so yes, work proceeds, but nothing complete yet. DOn't hate me, I was going a bit mental and needed to slow the fuck down, you know?
post #18 of 41
Thread Starter 
Yeah, things have changed a great deal since you left, but one thing remains constant: you're still a homo.

Actually Dan, I spoke with Ponch and he told me to pass this message along to you:

<img src="http://www.heinousbrains.com/images/ponch.jpg" alt="" />
post #19 of 41
Uh oh. Mike's back. Everyone hide the caribou!

No hard feelings. Even if you did miss my birthday, you're still my favorite Canadian internet buddy.
post #20 of 41
Luddy, oh Luddy. I have one thing to say: more pepperoni on mine, and make it snappy!
post #21 of 41
And shouldn't "French Immersion" mean that all of her curriculum is taught in French?
post #22 of 41
Is there a pizza with no cheese? Otherwise I'll just have a pitcher of your best beer.
post #23 of 41
Trust me, you don't want to be in the room if Kronos' tummy is upset...
post #24 of 41
My son outdoes me...
post #25 of 41
Thread Starter 
And shouldn't "French Immersion" mean that all of her curriculum is taught in French?

It eventually gets there but they don't try and shock the kids too badly at first. We transfered Amy from her normal English school to this one half-way through the grade 1 year, as a spot opened up and she was getting a bit bored at her normal English school. She loves it so far.

And Kronos, I can make you any pizza that you want dude. I am in complete totalitarian control when I am in the kitchen.
post #26 of 41
Well shit, bout time you crawl back into the sewer with us.
post #27 of 41
Quote:
Mike 'Ludwig' Arsenault:

And Kronos, I can make you any pizza that you want dude. I am in complete totalitarian control when I am in the kitchen.
As it should be!
post #28 of 41
Quote:
Mike 'Ludwig' Arsenault:
And Kronos, I can make you any pizza that you want dude. I am in complete totalitarian control when I am in the kitchen.
Rockin', dude. Someone's movin' on up!
post #29 of 41
Thanks for the update, Ludwig. Glad to hear things are going well.
post #30 of 41
Welcome back. It's a different place now.

Sorta, I guess. It's changed a lot in a few months.

I don't know.

Did miss your posts though. Now bitch about how I misspelt spelt.
post #31 of 41
Ludwig is Pizza Kid!!!
post #32 of 41
Welcome back, Luddite.
post #33 of 41
Thread Starter 
Ludwig is Pizza Kid!!!

I'll neither confirm nor deny that allegation. Next question from the gallery?
post #34 of 41
Where's my hug?
post #35 of 41
Thread Starter 
Here's your hug, motherfucker!!!

<img src="http://www.heinousbrains.com/smile/smileygunsakimbo.gif" alt="" />
post #36 of 41
Welcome back Mr. Arsenault. How nice to see you again!

Pssst!

Guys, ok so my plan is to lure this fellow Canadian into a false sense of security then you guys can jump him and take his wallet he’ll never suspect anything trust me, on the count of 3.

post #37 of 41
Thread Starter 
Welcome to CHUD, home of Canadian Highlander...

"There can be only one, eh."
post #38 of 41
Are ya crazy mate!

Have ya seen Werewolf Gurl she much too cute to decapitate.

Plus we're so needed here, right.

Cheers and welcome back mate!
post #39 of 41
Thread Starter 
Sorry, when you suggested that I get jumped, I thought it was natually to kill me and steal my powers. Carry on!

&lt;edited for spelling, BECAUSE IT STILL FUCKING MATTERS&gt;

post #40 of 41
Quote:
Mike 'Ludwig' Arsenault:
Here's your hug, motherfucker!!!

<img src="http://www.heinousbrains.com/smile/smileygunsakimbo.gif" alt="" />
Oh my god that smiley is AWESOME.
post #41 of 41
I like this one too: <img src="http://www.heinousbrains.com/smile/fuckingsmiles.gif" alt="" />
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