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post #151 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:40pm
Thread Starter 
Oh, nothing like that, Stinky. I'm just talking about a little over-the-sweater action.
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post #152 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:41pm
I didn't say it was bad advice, it was good advice, but as a nemesis your goal is to make him fail. Giving him good advice is counter-productive.
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post #153 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:41pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
khitcher:
Indeed. What would Kinki Kids think?
They'd probably be all, "SUUUPA KUUUURU!"
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post #154 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:42pm
Quote:
Bateman is flattered:
I didn't say it was bad advice, it was good advice, but as a nemesis your goal is to make him fail. Giving him good advice is counter-productive.
Or is it?
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post #155 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:43pm
Quote:
Dan Laugharn:
Oh, nothing like that, Stinky. I'm just talking about a little over-the-sweater action.
My kid's a fucking pussy. E-GO FOR IT.
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post #156 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:43pm
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Dellamorte is Midnight Thud:
Or is it?
I stand corrected. Carry on.
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post #157 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:45pm
What kind of person hits on someone they've never met over the internet? I'm sixteen, pervert! Some people on this board can be really fucking creepy.

(I'm gonna make your life a living hell, boy.)
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post #158 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:45pm
Okay, I think she wins the nemesis contest.
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post #159 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:47pm
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Quote:
Dellamorte is Midnight Thud:
My kid's a fucking pussy. E-GO FOR IT.
E-TRUE LOVE WAITS, DAD.
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post #160 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:47pm
Quote:
Werewolf Gurls Life is a Dark Room:
I'm sixteen, pervert!
What's that in Werewolf years?
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post #161 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:48pm
Quote:
Dan Laugharn:
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Dellamorte is Midnight Thud:
My kid's a fucking pussy. E-GO FOR IT.
E-TRUE LOVE WAITS, DAD.
Waits for what? Street legality?
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post #162 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:48pm
Young.
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post #163 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:49pm
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Quote:
Dellamorte is Midnight Thud:
Waits for what? Street legality?
Obviously.
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post #164 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:50pm
So when do you announce the winner?
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post #165 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:51pm
Quote:
Bateman is flattered:
Why the fuck am I brought up in nearly every fucking post in this thread? What the fuck do I have to do with any of this?
Indeed.
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post #166 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:52pm
Quote:
Dan Laugharn:
Obviously.
Obviously you're a weiner.

Oscar Meyer style.
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post #167 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:57pm
That is emotional abuse Dellamorete, you have probably crushed your sons self esteem over the years with your constant bring downs. Its no wonder some people grow up to be such total weiners.
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post #168 of 183
6/27/03 at 8:00pm
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Quote:
Dellamorte is Midnight Thud:
Obviously you're a weiner.

Oscar Meyer style.
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post #169 of 183
6/27/03 at 8:18pm
Quote:
Dan Laugharn:
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khitcher:
Indeed. What would Kinki Kids think?
They'd probably be all, "SUUUPA KUUUURU!"
Is that "Sparkle!" or "Super-Cool!"? Cuz either one would fit perfectly, in context.
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post #170 of 183
6/27/03 at 10:30pm
*smacks head*

Have my years of grooming my own son as a nemesis turned him into the world's biggest weiner dog?

WG, maybe you should make out with him, so he's less weiner-y.

Perhaps I should take him places, like an amusement park, the movies, rollerskating. I can show him the wonders of Howard Hawks and Russ Meyer films. Bond. Be the father I forgot to be.

And then I can crush him.
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post #171 of 183
6/28/03 at 1:22am
Quote:
Dellamorte is Midnight Thud:
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Werewolf Gurls Life is a Dark Room:
I'm sixteen, pervert!
What's that in Werewolf years?
I think that'd be 112. Which coincidently is the reason Dan lives next to Sunny Bay Retirement Homes.
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post #172 of 183
6/28/03 at 1:25am
Actually an interesting fact is that since we werewolves were originally human there is no aging difference between humans and werewolves. That means I'm sixteen, pervert!
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post #173 of 183
6/28/03 at 11:36pm
So wait a minute, after all this, Dan picks a girl as his nemesis?

What, afraid to pick on someone your own size?
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post #174 of 183
6/29/03 at 1:57am
He's just gonna feed you to the Jaws shark. Too easy.
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post #175 of 183
7/2/03 at 2:06am
Dan sucks.
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post #176 of 183
7/2/03 at 2:21am
Me three.
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post #177 of 183
7/2/03 at 12:23pm
You bitches need creativity and personality to apply for this shit.

Applications denied, he's still mine.
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post #178 of 183
7/2/03 at 2:14pm
You cannot ignore the Three Chudskateers and thier mighty power...
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post #179 of 183
7/2/03 at 2:22pm
You, Otik, and the stalker?

Are you gonna post pictures of Nick and his stalker until Laugharn begs for mercy?
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post #180 of 183
7/2/03 at 2:26pm
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post #181 of 183
7/2/03 at 4:44pm
Quote:
CHUDenver's Seahawk:
You cannot ignore the Three Chudskateers and thier mighty power...
The idea of a nemesis is that he is your equal or better and you are constantly matching wits with them, with only luck or good timing being your saving grace.

I think the three of you would be better off applying for an assistant Fry cook position. I hear Arby's is hiring.
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post #182 of 183
7/2/03 at 4:53pm
Quote:
Andre Dellamorte:
I think the three of you would be better off applying for an assistant Fry cook position. I hear Arby's is hiring.
The way the economy is today, that diss doesn't hold the same sting it would have a few years ago.
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post #183 of 183
7/2/03 at 4:59pm
Quote:
Bateman 4: The Wreck:
The way the economy is today, that diss doesn't hold the same sting it would have a few years ago.
Maybe not for you, you low expectations havin' mother fucker.

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(sorry Mr. Beaks)
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