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post #51 of 183
6/26/03 at 5:25pm
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Slater: You try to hard
How about me? I can use my supreme powers of observation to point out that you made a mistake, grammar boy.
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post #52 of 183
6/26/03 at 5:38pm
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Whiskey: wonders/wanders:
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Slater: You try to hard
How about me? I can use my supreme powers of observation to point out that you made a mistake, grammar boy.
I don't think that was a mistake, I think that was just a shorthand way of saying that I try to get him hard.

Which is true.
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post #53 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:05pm
Then maybe you should shoot for sidekick instead. You could get the Batman & Robin-esqe raised nipple suit that I know Dan just loves.
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post #54 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:10pm
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Dan Laugharn:
Diva: I wasn't an enemy already? Huh. That kinda stings. Anyway, we're both SC, which would make a true nemesis relationship kinda difficult. I think, at most we have a Superman/Maxima relationship: you originally came here to sex me up, I refused, we skirmished, and eventually both joined a leauge to fight crime. Then you sacrificed yourself to save the universe, but that'll come later!
It takes a lot to be my enemy. You were just an annoying distraction. However, since my true arch-nemesis no longer posts, I am on the look out for a worthy oppenent.

As for us both being SC, that makes it even better. I see us as Obi Wan and Anakin. Swayed by the dark side, you have started using your powers for evil instead of good. Rebelling against the powers bestowed upon you as SC, this thread is evidence that you are no longer content with the peaceful nature that has come over CHUD.

You may have your reign of terror for awhile, but Andre reincarnated as your spawn will rise up to defend my honor.
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post #55 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:15pm
I'm the Darth Vader here. ME. Obviously. Big reveal I'm his dad, duh.

Dan should change his name to Dan Dellamorte.
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post #56 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:25pm
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Andre Dellamorte:
I'm the Darth Vader here. ME. Obviously. Big reveal I'm his dad, duh.

Dan should change his name to Dan Dellamorte.
Aren't you too busy torturing Bateman? Not that he doesn't deserve it.
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post #57 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:30pm
Laugharn,

I loved you once - could even call you brother. But then you stole my bride and took her on that "Rollercoasters of the World" tour and it broke her spirit. Now she's a mute and sits still in her mama's apartment, watching PAX. THAT I can forgive. You made me watch when you ate my horse's heart. Because of leftovers, I had to watch you do this on two different occasions. It pained me, but I am a man of God and I forgave. Even when you airbrushed Brainy Smurf on my surfboard thus causing my fellow sportsmen to dub it the "Smurfboard", I found enough willpower to chuckle, bite my lip, and press on STILL calling you friend. But when you tricked me into opening for Del Amitri. That was the last straw. Dickhole.

Hatred,

K.M.
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post #58 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:34pm
Dickhole? That's so 2001.
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post #59 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:35pm
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Andre Dellamorte:
I'm the Darth Vader here. ME. Obviously. Big reveal I'm his dad, duh.

Dan should change his name to Dan Dellamorte.
Nope, I used my jedi mind trick on you, forced you to use your time machine and become Dan's son.

Like the Terminator movies, you just have to trust me that the science works.
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post #60 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:37pm
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NervousXtian, gonzo journalist.:
Dickhole? That's so 2001.
The movie?
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post #61 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:39pm
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Beach Blanket Diva:
I used my jedi mind trick on you, forced you to use your time machine and become Dan's son.

Like the Terminator movies, you just have to trust me that the science works.
Right, "Jedi mind tricks?" I'm the one who built the Time travel machine. Why don't you go to a renaissance fair or something with your wanna-be Amidala ass.
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post #62 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:43pm
Thread Starter 
There are many great possibly feuds forming here, but before I make my decission, I'd like to hear director Michael Bay chime in.
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post #63 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:49pm
Dan only makes his decisions after hearing from hack directors. I think it's one of the complexes he got after I whooped his eight year old ass.
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post #64 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:51pm
Yeah, I respectfully withdraw my application. Anybody who nees Michael Bay's approval isn't worthy of my vengeance.
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post #65 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:54pm
Fuck 'em all.
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post #66 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:56pm
Dre, seems like you protest too much. Afraid that your weak mind is unable to withstand my powers?

Remember the wise words of Yoda:

Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to Diva using her wanna-be Amidala ass to kick yours.

But don't worry, my fued is not with you. Start your own nemesis application thread. This one is already taken by Dan.
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post #67 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:57pm
Thread Starter 
Sound advice that I will take in to consideration while making my final list.
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post #68 of 183
6/26/03 at 6:57pm
Tell it to the mimes, Diva.
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post #69 of 183
6/26/03 at 7:14pm
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Streams of Whiskey:
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Andre Dellamorte:
I'm the Darth Vader here. ME. Obviously. Big reveal I'm his dad, duh.

Dan should change his name to Dan Dellamorte.
Aren't you too busy torturing Bateman? Not that he doesn't deserve it.
Your definition of torture differs from mine.
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post #70 of 183
6/26/03 at 7:17pm
You enjoy the pain, eh?
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post #71 of 183
6/26/03 at 7:21pm
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flyarz:
You enjoy the pain, eh?
Your definition of pain differs from....ah just forget it.
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post #72 of 183
6/26/03 at 7:52pm
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French Fry Revolt:
Originally posted by Bateman is flattered:
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Your definition of torture differs from mine.
rofl!
Dan I say you feud with this guy.

Which reminds me we need more feuds going on since the ole' Hatfield and McCoys signed a <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/06/14/hatfield.mccoy.truce.ap/index.html" target="_blank">truce.</a>
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post #73 of 183
6/26/03 at 8:32pm
French Fry Revolt? I'd like to meet the genius who came up with that one.
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post #74 of 183
6/26/03 at 8:50pm
I'm sick of picking on Newbies, but

A) Lame name

B) doesn't understand quote functions

C) has yet to show any internet fu technique.

Revolt can go throw lightning bolts at Diva while they enact last night's rousing RPG together for all I care.

That said, Dan Dellamorte, you're mine.
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post #75 of 183
6/26/03 at 9:18pm
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Beach Blanket Diva:
fued
F... E... U... D.
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post #76 of 183
6/26/03 at 10:07pm
That's it. I'm nuking your poodle.
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post #77 of 183
6/27/03 at 1:11am
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Dan Laugharn:


Poxy: We disagree frequently, particularly in the realm of music (what with you not really listening to any post 1984, and then one you do, it's all kinds of vile pop-punk crap.) Your name is pretty devious, though, so I think you're in consideration!
I take issue with this -- my musical tastes run at least until 1987.
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post #78 of 183
6/27/03 at 1:43am
Laughfarm-

I can do the lurking in shadows bit and have evil intent, but I'm not really up for the grandstanding part. I'd do it if I can have a monkeyman henchman.

And you're fucking dead for not acknowledging the e-mails I sent you. Bitch.
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post #79 of 183
6/27/03 at 1:52am
Thread Starter 
Still going over the content of said e-mail. Know you're not being ignored, I'm just a klutz in regards to responding to stuff.
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post #80 of 183
6/27/03 at 2:11am
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French Fry Revolt:
omg you're all so mean to me

i knew i shouldn't have come here, i only did it for sean
See that's the problem. It's tough for people to be nice to you when you're friends with a douchebag.

Yeah I said it. Lawhorn want some of this too? I'll take you all on.
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post #81 of 183
6/27/03 at 2:55am
Lawf - just wanted to know that you got it is all.

That said, it seems that my brand of villainy has revealed a weakness in your titfarm. A weak Responding to Stuff Dept. is like a tragic flaw for a hero. My advice - Go with the dry cool wit.
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post #82 of 183
6/27/03 at 3:47am
Dan Laugharn is much, much too beneath my contempt to be seriously considered as an adversary; yet, were I to spawn a weak, mewling female offspring with one of my ragged concubines, she could conceivably survive long enough to rise to a power sufficient enough to thwart his meager, hollow empire.
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post #83 of 183
6/27/03 at 5:51am
I'll be trading Boothby to Slater for Angelus and a Chewer to be named later.
I'm still looking to trade off Old Restless, Cheese Biscuits and ReverseViagramir from my stable of malcontents. Any takers? I'd like a little more of a challenge. Don't try to stick me with Terrell, either.
I think Laugharn's gonna have his hands full with Dellamorte - the man's soul can be none more blacker...
French Fry Revolt? Don't they have internet restraining orders yet?
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post #84 of 183
6/27/03 at 7:59am
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Dan Laugharn:
thedudeabides: You're one of those new guys that just kinda started posting alot that I don't really pay much attention to. That and your sig is just atrocious (bad layout, too big, and it misquotes The Simpsons. I mean, it's not like it's too terribly difficult to fact check on the internet.) Not quite at nemesis levels yet, but a good start!
I don't know if I should cry or what?
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post #85 of 183
6/27/03 at 8:12am
BTW, thanks for the tip about the quote mistake.
Damn the copy/paste function.
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post #86 of 183
6/27/03 at 10:00am
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The Hellboy:
I'll be trading Boothby to Slater for Angelus and a Chewer to be named later.
I'm still looking to trade off Old Restless, Cheese Biscuits and ReverseViagramir from my stable of malcontents. Any takers? I'd like a little more of a challenge. Don't try to stick me with Terrell, either.
I think Laugharn's gonna have his hands full with Dellamorte - the man's soul can be none more blacker...
French Fry Revolt? Don't they have internet restraining orders yet?
I'll give you a Grifter for your Biscuits.
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post #87 of 183
6/27/03 at 10:06am
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Mesquamacus Was Aghora:
That's it. I'm nuking your poodle.
Aghora owes me a new shirt. I just snarfed coke on my silk. Dammit.
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post #88 of 183
6/27/03 at 10:58am
So what's the hubbub about bub?

Dan does not need a Nemesis he needs a babysitter or maybe something useful and meaningful to do.

I pity the fool that takes this meaningless assignment, Spectre has better uses for its agents like sponsoring Devin and counteracting the goodness of the Slater.

Next, Please!
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post #89 of 183
6/27/03 at 11:51am
Whiskey, you have yourself a deal.

Who's Grifter? Isn't that a guy from a comic?
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post #90 of 183
6/27/03 at 11:53am
Go check out the politics forum. He's its resident far right winger. And that's the nicest thing I can say about him.
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post #91 of 183
6/27/03 at 11:53am
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The Hellboy:
Whiskey, you have yourself a deal.

Who's Grifter? Isn't that a guy from a comic?
Oh, man. You are in for an experience. Visit the politics forum. See Grifter in all his glory. Thank me later.
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post #92 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:03pm
When 2 of you chime in...it looks like I've made the worst deal this side of the Lou Brock CUbs?Cardinals deal.

Kitty - love the Siouxie tag.
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post #93 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:05pm
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Streams of Whiskey:
Go check out the politics forum. He's its resident far right winger. And that's the nicest thing I can say about him.
Plus he hates Grasshoppers.
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post #94 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:08pm
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The Hellboy:
When 2 of you chime in...it looks like I've made the worst deal this side of the Lou Brock CUbs?Cardinals deal.

Kitty - love the Siouxie tag.
Maybe we can make it more like the Hershcell Walker trade. I'll take a couple more off of your hands, to be fair. I'll even let you pick 'em.
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post #95 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:15pm
I fucking hate grasshoppers.

Big nasty bugs should all die.

I even hate butterflys!.
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post #96 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:25pm
You're racist, too?
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post #97 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:29pm
If you really want to know the reason I can't be your sworn enemy, Dan...it's because I flat don't respect you.

And if you really want to know why I don't respect you...well, a picture is worth a thousand sordid words, isn't it?

<img src="http://www.jerslater.com/dan.jpg" alt="" />
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post #98 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:40pm
Plus you'll have to show us some ID son if you want a Nemesis.
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post #99 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:40pm
Shit, dude. Care Bears? That's a compliment.
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post #100 of 183
6/27/03 at 12:41pm
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Kevin Matchstick:
Shit, dude. Care Bears? That's a compliment.
Not if the Care Bears are all NAKED.
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