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Dan Will Give You His Honest Opinion

post #1 of 89
Thread Starter 
Post here, and I will tell you what I honestly think about you, or atleast your online representation.
post #2 of 89
I think you've done this before, big Dan... but fire away.

And, to be different, I'll take your whatever you say about me and turn your words into poetry praising sheep. Just watch me.
post #3 of 89
Copy and paste me baby.
post #4 of 89
First Laugharn cops another Chewer's name, then he resuscitates a previously-done idea.

The (cue Cosell) "lack of originality from this once promising young contendah is STAGGERING."
post #5 of 89
Thread Starter 
Cheese, your Nunz-lite style of posting drives me bonkers. You try your damndest to write like the guy who runs this site, but you're not particularly good at it. If you were using some sort of Dadaist cut up technique while posting, I might respect it a bit more, but since I'm pretty sure you're not doing that, I'll just settle with not liking it. Oh, and when you do that thing where you post like your opinion is that of the majority of people, that's a bit annoying as well.

Seahawk, that thing you do, what with the "Boobies!" and "Oh the sexy" and what not. It's kinda sad.

Chavez, you're a nice guy, but other than the stuff about obscure comic characters, I can't remember much that you post. That might be more my problem than yours, but there's nothing that grabs me. Plus, you look like Puck from Alpha Flight, and that guy always kinda gave me the willies.
post #6 of 89
Opinion, give me yours.
post #7 of 89
Quote:
Dan Dellamorte
Chavez, you look like Puck from Alpha Flight, and that guy always kinda gave me the willies.
Hey, I'm MUCH taller than Puck.
post #8 of 89
Holy crap that's the kind of brutal honesty I love- fire at will, dan-o.
post #9 of 89
I wants...
post #10 of 89
If you are nice to me I will send you many n00dz.
post #11 of 89
Thread Starter 
Otik, your posts make you sound like the dumbest human being on the face of the Earth. You're Pizza Kid without irony. If I wasn't in SC, I'd probably use that "You deserve a seizure for your posts" picture all the time.

86, you have that similar non-entity thing Chavez has. I clearly know who you are, but I don't remember much that you say. And you used to school me at Jedi Outcast, so fuck you.

Conn, you started posting alot at a bad time, I think. You got tangled up in that whole Kiteless business, so for a good while afterwards I didn't really pay attention to your posts much. I can see now that you're not a terrible human being, but you do subscribe to a culture I don't personally like. I don't really hold that against you, though.

Swykk, you're into that whole NIN/Deftones/Manson scene, which is one of my least favorite genres/subcultures in the world. Beyond that though, you're a nice guy and enjoy those times I've run into you in chat.

Gracie, you're the nicest, most attractive female on these boards. My e-mail address is root@emrgncy.com, and send them at your best resolution.
post #12 of 89
The sheep eat the Cheese,
And the Nunz style does appease
For the sheep love posting about bonkers
And, damndest, do they love to write like fuckers.
They're particularly good at it, you'd think...
'Cause the sheep are great and use some sort of Dadaist cut up technique
I can't see how I might respect the sheep more...
But since I'm pretty sure
They'll just settle with not liking Arron Burr.
And when they do that thing
Where
they laugh and play with string
The majority of people love it unlike hell!
And those who don't... that's a bit annoying as well.
post #13 of 89
I really like that scene though, Dan, it's gotten me through my dark times. We can agree on Radiohead though! Thanks for the honesty.
post #14 of 89
Why the hell not? It's not going to make me any shorter.
post #15 of 89
Fire away...but don't lay it on real thick either.
post #16 of 89
Fire away.
post #17 of 89
Thread Starter 
Zod, your posts make you out to be that archetypal bitter old guy who loves the nerdiest of nerd culture, but wishes it would just go back to the way it used to be. Oh, and we get it, you don't like Carrie Anne Moss and you think she looks like a man, you don't have to constantly remind everyone.

Jonas, your posts are genuinely creepy, and when you try to do a Nick joke (case in point, that awful pants thread) it's not bad, it's borderline painful to read.

Outlaw, I see you post primarily in the music forum, and those posts are usually pretty good. Your taste is more skewed towards the metal than mine, but you like Tomahawk and the Head, so it's cool.
post #18 of 89
She really is mannish.
post #19 of 89
Dan, you are a wiener.

I truly dislike any contact with you. But as we are mortal enemies I suppose I should carry my hatred for you into any thread you contaminate. So, what are you waiting for? Gimme your best shot.
post #20 of 89
Laugharn...You suck.
post #21 of 89
Um... ok. I want to be next. Can I be next?
post #22 of 89
Shoot.
post #23 of 89
Who's your daddy?
post #24 of 89
I'm in.
post #25 of 89
You probably won't get to me 'till early 2004, but have at it fucker.
post #26 of 89
fuck me.
post #27 of 89
Laugharn willing... Dan's will be done.
post #28 of 89
Thread Starter 
Werewolf Gurl, if that is your real name, I really don't know you well enough to comment about you much. Your nemesis is hot, though.

Kid Ego, you're a nice guy, but you sometimes come off as desperate for approval. Have confidence in your work.

Bunny Dracula, the non sequitur thing was kinda cute when HBAADU was doing it on these boards. You've made it kind of annoying. I tend to not really read your posts.

DB, you don't post much anymore, but when you did post regularly, I remember you generally being a pretty smart guy who added to conversations. Of course, you do suffer from likescrapitis, a disease that affects alot of us.

Alex, you're too damn smart for your own good, you dirty socialist. One day you're gonna change the world, or atleast write a book about it. Just don't become a dirty hippie.

Dre, see sig. See also: you suck.

Ned, like I said in the nemesis thread, you don't post enough to make a huge impression. Also, you only seem to post in the political forum. You should branch out more.

Hubris, you also got caught up in the Kiteless business, and my mind branded you a jerk accordingly. As that's in the past, I don't see you post as much now, and you don't really do anything to piss me off.

String of ASCII characters, fuck YOU... I have no idea who you are. Sorry.
post #29 of 89
I am now, and I always was, the quiet observer of the earth bound chewer...

But...
post #30 of 89
My neuroses usually prevent me from participating in these, but i can't resist this one.
post #31 of 89
Fire away bitch.
post #32 of 89
I can't sleep.
post #33 of 89
Thread Starter 
yt, my only complaint is that you don't post nearly enough. Plus, you've still got about the best internet screen name ever.

Blunt, this is the part of the thread where I do the obvious France joke, isn't it? Other than the fact that you're French, and that you love Rollerball, I have no problems with ya.

Matchstick, you're one of my favorite posters on the board, and not just because you did that clever rebus of my old screen name. And it's good to find somebody else in this crazy world who doesn't like seats.
post #34 of 89
Hey Don.
post #35 of 89
Quote:
Dan Laugharn:
String of ASCII characters, fuck YOU... I have no idea who you are. Sorry.
I see a sign on the wall...and the letters "U.G.B." painted in blood.
post #36 of 89
I can't sleep either but hey I'm used to it. That is why all my college classes are after 12 noon.
post #37 of 89
Smoke my pokehole, Jnr...
post #38 of 89
"Likescrapitis" nearly made me spew coffee.

Oh, and please don't hurt me too badly.
post #39 of 89
Speak to me, Dan.
post #40 of 89
You don't have the stones to do me like you want to but you can try.
post #41 of 89
justify my existence
post #42 of 89
This should be interesting...
post #43 of 89
Give it to me hard.
post #44 of 89
This probably won't be good, but go ahead!
post #45 of 89
You know, I have always been interested in what you think about me. After reading some of your above opinions I am now a bit scared, but here is my chance, so fire away.
post #46 of 89
Thanks, Danny. Backatcha.
post #47 of 89
It's not going to be pretty, but to be fair, most of the above have been spot-on. Bracing... GO!
post #48 of 89
Like sticking a fork in a light socket, I can't resist.
post #49 of 89
I am down for some judgement by someone who doesn't know me.
post #50 of 89
Have at it.
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