Dan Will Give You His Honest Opinion

Post here, and I will tell you what I honestly think about you, or atleast your online representation.

Cheese, your Nunz-lite style of posting drives me bonkers. You try your damndest to write like the guy who runs this site, but you're not particularly good at it. If you were using some sort of Dadaist cut up technique while posting, I might respect it a bit more, but since I'm pretty sure you're not doing that, I'll just settle with not liking it. Oh, and when you do that thing where you post like your opinion is that of the majority of people, that's a bit annoying as well.

Seahawk, that thing you do, what with the "Boobies!" and "Oh the sexy" and what not. It's kinda sad.

Chavez, you're a nice guy, but other than the stuff about obscure comic characters, I can't remember much that you post. That might be more my problem than yours, but there's nothing that grabs me. Plus, you look like Puck from Alpha Flight, and that guy always kinda gave me the willies.

Otik, your posts make you sound like the dumbest human being on the face of the Earth. You're Pizza Kid without irony. If I wasn't in SC, I'd probably use that "You deserve a seizure for your posts" picture all the time.

86, you have that similar non-entity thing Chavez has. I clearly know who you are, but I don't remember much that you say. And you used to school me at Jedi Outcast, so fuck you.

Conn, you started posting alot at a bad time, I think. You got tangled up in that whole Kiteless business, so for a good while afterwards I didn't really pay attention to your posts much. I can see now that you're not a terrible human being, but you do subscribe to a culture I don't personally like. I don't really hold that against you, though.

Swykk, you're into that whole NIN/Deftones/Manson scene, which is one of my least favorite genres/subcultures in the world. Beyond that though, you're a nice guy and enjoy those times I've run into you in chat.

Gracie, you're the nicest, most attractive female on these boards. My e-mail address is root@emrgncy.com, and send them at your best resolution.

Zod, your posts make you out to be that archetypal bitter old guy who loves the nerdiest of nerd culture, but wishes it would just go back to the way it used to be. Oh, and we get it, you don't like Carrie Anne Moss and you think she looks like a man, you don't have to constantly remind everyone.

Jonas, your posts are genuinely creepy, and when you try to do a Nick joke (case in point, that awful pants thread) it's not bad, it's borderline painful to read.

Outlaw, I see you post primarily in the music forum, and those posts are usually pretty good. Your taste is more skewed towards the metal than mine, but you like Tomahawk and the Head, so it's cool.

Werewolf Gurl, if that is your real name, I really don't know you well enough to comment about you much. Your nemesis is hot, though.

Kid Ego, you're a nice guy, but you sometimes come off as desperate for approval. Have confidence in your work.

Bunny Dracula, the non sequitur thing was kinda cute when HBAADU was doing it on these boards. You've made it kind of annoying. I tend to not really read your posts.

DB, you don't post much anymore, but when you did post regularly, I remember you generally being a pretty smart guy who added to conversations. Of course, you do suffer from likescrapitis, a disease that affects alot of us.

Alex, you're too damn smart for your own good, you dirty socialist. One day you're gonna change the world, or atleast write a book about it. Just don't become a dirty hippie.

Dre, see sig. See also: you suck.

Ned, like I said in the nemesis thread, you don't post enough to make a huge impression. Also, you only seem to post in the political forum. You should branch out more.

Hubris, you also got caught up in the Kiteless business, and my mind branded you a jerk accordingly. As that's in the past, I don't see you post as much now, and you don't really do anything to piss me off.

String of ASCII characters, fuck YOU... I have no idea who you are. Sorry.

yt, my only complaint is that you don't post nearly enough. Plus, you've still got about the best internet screen name ever.

Blunt, this is the part of the thread where I do the obvious France joke, isn't it? Other than the fact that you're French, and that you love Rollerball, I have no problems with ya.

Matchstick, you're one of my favorite posters on the board, and not just because you did that clever rebus of my old screen name. And it's good to find somebody else in this crazy world who doesn't like seats.