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post #1 of 29
7/3/03 at 10:39am
Thread Starter 
You thought this was perverted, didn't you?

Well, it's far from it. In exactly one hour, barring any trouble, my wife and I will know the gender of the little minion she carries. Be it male, female, or Herculoid... I will spill here and share. I have an idea what it is. I'm 90% certain. We'll see if I'm full of shit.

- 31 Years of Smashes
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post #2 of 29
7/3/03 at 10:43am
If it's Herculoid, I hope it's one of those cute blobby ones instead of the rock-shootin' Triceratops variety... for HER sake.
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post #3 of 29
7/3/03 at 10:44am
Best of luck to you and the mrs Nick.
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post #4 of 29
7/3/03 at 10:54am
may your first child be a masculine child.
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post #5 of 29
7/3/03 at 11:48am
William and Wilma are both excellent, excellent names.
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post #6 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:14pm
I'm pulling for a boy here. Gotta keep the Nunz name a going.

Either way, congrats!
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post #7 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:37pm
Quote:
NervousXtian, gonzo journalist.:
I'm pulling for a boy here.
Gross.

Either way, it'll be good. Have fun finding out.
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post #8 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:37pm
Thread Starter 
Little maggot's in good health, moving around, breathing fire, all that.

But the doc could only give us a 75% guess on its sex. Cath's getting another in 4 weeks, but right now it appears there's a sweet little miss in our future.

I like it!
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post #9 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:42pm
Good to hear.
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post #10 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:43pm
As long as it's 100% of either sex, you'll be okay.

A girl, eh? It's never too early to buy a shotgun.
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post #11 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:43pm
Congrats man. It's very exciting thing you're doing here.
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post #12 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:44pm
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
Little maggot's in good health, moving around, breathing fire, all that.

But the doc could only give us a 75% guess on its sex. Cath's getting another in 4 weeks, but right now it appears there's a sweet little miss in our future.

I like it!
Looks like no one should fuck with her on the playground unless they want the nickname Scorchy Nonface.

Congrats again and it's good to hear that everything's quality.
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post #13 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:46pm
eh, he has a few years to shop for the right shotgun. Dont for get to get the gun rack that mounts over the fireplace. Wouldn't want the eventual suitors to forget you have the shotgun.

Congrats, all the same Nick.

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post #14 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:51pm
Nick, having had the same results from an ultrasound on an earlier girl, here's my lousy joke:

It's either a girl or a boy who doesn't want this story told later on.
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post #15 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:52pm
Oh, and more importantly, congratulations and glad to hear the baby's in good health.
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post #16 of 29
7/3/03 at 12:56pm
Congrats. Our first was a girl and they are sooooo much fun. Either way glad it's healthy.
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post #17 of 29
7/3/03 at 1:01pm
"So like, my dad - who thought he was SO COOL back in the day, like, he ran this website, ya know? Like, back in the day? And it was TOTALLY LAME, like a breeding ground for dorks, geeks and nerds and he was like, King Nerd, like ya know? I am SO GLAD President Al Sharpton banned the internet a few years ago. Like, can you imagine MY DAD sitting there posting up stuff about lame-oid movies? Thank God Mom made him quit and become a corporate attorney..."
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post #18 of 29
7/3/03 at 1:09pm
And we now know that SJR will someday write Nick Nunziata's life story.

That was brilliant....
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post #19 of 29
7/3/03 at 1:42pm
Thread Starter 
I have a better chance of becoming an AIRCRAFT than a corporate ANYTHING.
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post #20 of 29
7/3/03 at 1:43pm
A girl? Excellent choice, sir. Girls rule.
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post #21 of 29
7/3/03 at 1:45pm
Having no female children to speak of, I can offer no advice. I will, however, keep both my male children away from "'lil miss Nunz" as a show of respect.

Congrats.

(On a side note, they make all the cute clothing for girls, so prepare to have your account drained by Mrs. Nunz.)
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post #22 of 29
7/3/03 at 1:50pm
Congrats Nick.
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post #23 of 29
7/3/03 at 2:04pm
Awesome... that sounds really exciting.

My wife and I are in talks right now about kids, but nothing more. We still need to work out the rest of the negotiations before a deal is struck. (kidding of course) Looking forward to doing the same thing you are some time.
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post #24 of 29
7/3/03 at 2:05pm
Congratulations, Nick.
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post #25 of 29
7/3/03 at 2:14pm
Well they do say boys are easier to raise.....

Many congratulations either way. Here's to the saftey of your wife and baby.
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post #26 of 29
7/3/03 at 3:12pm
Congratulations! *Raising a Green Tea Snapple in her honor*
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post #27 of 29
7/3/03 at 3:25pm
Aww.... a little miss nunziata. How cute. Congrats again Nick.

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post #28 of 29
7/3/03 at 4:18pm
Whatever you do, keep her away from Devil Unicorn.
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post #29 of 29
7/3/03 at 4:25pm
Just be sure you teach her how to boil a bunny and she'll be fine.
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