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Three Chewers and a lady...

post #1 of 78
11/4/02 at 1:03am
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Well, today the unthinkable happened!

Tanya (the everloving companion to our own CTDelude and lurker) and her friend Annie made thier way into Denver in a sad attempt to steal Blofeld's and my love for thier own. They were not successful.

However, much fun was had at a 2:30 showing of the Transporter and then dinner at CB&Potts and then we went and harassed Wellington Webb until he fell over and cried like a little girl.

It was a grand old time and Blofeld even looked sleek and suave in his red kimono.

Tanya and Annie were terrific fun as well, as they laughed the entire way through the movie.

I myself checked out the cute waitresses while Blofeld chatted it up and showed them the latest edition of, "The Nation's Punched" that he is currently working on.

CHUDenver lives on!
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post #2 of 78
11/4/02 at 2:57am
Not to mention you guys were popsicles!
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post #3 of 78
11/4/02 at 3:21am
Hawk, I think he's telling you to hit on his chick...

Rock on, guys...
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post #4 of 78
11/4/02 at 3:36am
Quote:
Il Duca, Kid Ego:
Hawk, I think he's telling you to hit on his chick...

Rock on, guys...
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Thanks goodness shes only there for a little bit longer!

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post #5 of 78
11/4/02 at 3:43am
Quote:
CTDeLude:
Quote:
Il Duca, Kid Ego:
Hawk, I think he's telling you to hit on his chick...

Rock on, guys...
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

Thanks goodness shes only there for a little bit longer!
She's still there?? I'm booking a flight out right now...

...lessee...Travelocity....

*** edited to rejoice in my 1400th post....

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post #6 of 78
11/4/02 at 3:56am
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Actually, that was the Biggest CHUDenver since we opened.

And I didn't hit on any of them, including Blofeld as I knew CTDelude's rage was infamous.
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post #7 of 78
11/4/02 at 3:58am
Quote:
Seahawk®:
And I didn't hit on any of them, including Blofeld...
...and with one small action, you broke his little heart...
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post #8 of 78
11/4/02 at 3:59am
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I had to fend him off with a ugly stick and even that had problems until the Sexy Waitress literally threw his doggie bag/box at him.

The box onto Blofeld happened.
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post #9 of 78
11/4/02 at 4:01am
Quote:
Seahawk®:
I had to fend him off with a ugly stick and even that had problems until the Sexy Waitress literally threw his doggie bag/box at him.
...well...he shouldn't have grabbed her ass.
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post #10 of 78
11/4/02 at 4:07am
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The kiss was a bit forced, but I think she liked it...
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post #11 of 78
11/4/02 at 4:09am
...in that case, she was probably mad that he ruined the front of her shirt with all the drool.
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post #12 of 78
11/4/02 at 4:11am
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I think the headbutt on her part was sign enough. But there was this other girl, the hostess at the front door and several other waitresses that cought my eye...

Cept they were armed with tazors.
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post #13 of 78
11/4/02 at 4:18am
Quote:
Seahawk®:

Cept they were armed with tazors.
Not too kinky, are ya Hawk?
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post #14 of 78
11/4/02 at 4:33am
...that was the Mescaline.
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post #15 of 78
11/4/02 at 12:09pm
Dude I thought you people went to sleep....least I thought Seahawk did.

Jeeez I am an old geezer going to bed too early.

"Rage....infamous" LOL
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post #16 of 78
11/4/02 at 12:13pm
And wait Seahawk...by the title of this thread are you implying LadyKoel isn't a Chewer AND a lady?

Your life may depend on the answer..think carefully, choose wisely.
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post #17 of 78
11/4/02 at 12:18pm
Yes. I agree. Your answer will determine much of your future, if there is to be one.

Check out the thread title I started (in the "Midwest" forum....) wherein both are called "lovely ladies."

You have much to learn, young 'hawk.
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post #18 of 78
11/4/02 at 1:25pm
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Quote:
CTDeLude:
And wait Seahawk...by the title of this thread are you implying LadyKoel isn't a Chewer AND a lady?

Your life may depend on the answer..think carefully, choose wisely.
You implied...are you implying that your lady is not a lady but a chewer and not a lady but a chewer that is not a lady? I'm shocked and dismayed that you would state such atrocities in front of the chewerlady! I'm horrified! I'm aghast!

And Blo', my thread has more replies thatn your thread so
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post #19 of 78
11/4/02 at 1:49pm
Don't try and twist this on me man!

I know your general vicinity!

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post #20 of 78
11/4/02 at 1:56pm
Quote:
ladykoel:
I am definitely a Lady and the occasional chewer/lurker...

ChewerLady...? hmmm, cool.
YOWZA!

Hands off boys she's all mine!
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post #21 of 78
11/4/02 at 2:12pm
And chere I feel like turning in my two weeks right this moment.

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post #22 of 78
11/4/02 at 9:55pm
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Quote:
CTDeLude:
Don't try and twist this on me man!

I know your general vicinity!
I know several of your phone numbers!
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post #23 of 78
11/4/02 at 9:56pm
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And why do you feel like giving your two weeks chief?
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post #24 of 78
11/4/02 at 10:40pm
Heh...I know you got my digits now

I want to send in the two weeks because the place stinks...I'll work at a book store if I have too.

Grrrrrrrr
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post #25 of 78
11/5/02 at 2:29am
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Well, you can come work at the church with me and help me figure out where I stand with cute girl and we can look at cute girls this thursday's concert and the take over the world...

Or you can work at a bookstore...

and take over the world...

Or you can just walk out in the middle of the street, declare yourself pancimated from the government and rip of your pants and scream to the world in your falsetto voice, "I wear no pantelones! MUAHAHAHAH!"...and then rule the world...

Choices, choices, choices.
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post #26 of 78
11/5/02 at 2:35am
Quote:
Seahawk®:
Or you can just walk out in the middle of the street, declare yourself pancimated from the government and rip of your pants and scream to the world in your falsetto voice, "I wear no pantelones! MUAHAHAHAH!"...and then rule the world...
That's already been done. And I got a cold from it.
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post #27 of 78
11/5/02 at 2:45am
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Obviously you didn't dance and rip off you pants ar the right time of the day...
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post #28 of 78
11/5/02 at 3:00am
7:00 am....it was a little brisk out...
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post #29 of 78
11/5/02 at 3:08am
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A tiddly bit nipply?
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post #30 of 78
11/5/02 at 3:12am
The evolution of a post.
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post #31 of 78
11/5/02 at 3:14am
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Quote:
CTDeLude:
The evolution of a post.
No matter how hard you try, it always comes back to one thing...

THE BOOBIES!
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post #32 of 78
11/5/02 at 3:24am
Quote:
Seahawk®:
Quote:
CTDeLude:
The evolution of a post.
No matter how hard you try, it always comes back to one thing...

THE BOOBIES!
Ah. The heart of CHUD is revealed.
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post #33 of 78
11/5/02 at 3:28am
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Actually, its located either side of the heart...
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post #34 of 78
11/5/02 at 3:33am
BEHOLD, the sweet spot.
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post #35 of 78
11/5/02 at 4:33am
frown
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post #36 of 78
11/5/02 at 4:35am
Quote:
Neo_Raven:
BURN HIM!!!!!!!
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post #37 of 78
11/5/02 at 4:52am
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This be the THIRD time we've had to burneth someone...

So sad the loss of life...

The ashes work wonders on your tomotoes...
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post #38 of 78
11/5/02 at 4:53am
...they make my skin feel so soft too...
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post #39 of 78
11/5/02 at 5:16am
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Ashes to Ashes...maybe he's born with it, maybe it mabelleine...
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post #40 of 78
11/5/02 at 5:24am
Quote:
Seahawk®:
Ashes to Ashes...maybe he's born with it, maybe it mabelleine...
...we make no promises as to the safety of the animals this is tested on...
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post #41 of 78
11/5/02 at 5:30am
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"But here's Lassie, star of the show Lassie, to tell you just how much better her hair feels now in the wind on the plains where she runs...well, walks...well, kinda wobbles around...actually we had to push her down a hill after we gave it to her..."
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post #42 of 78
11/5/02 at 5:32am
Quote:
Seahawk®:
"But here's Lassie, star of the show Lassie, to tell you just how much better her hair feels now in the wind on the plains where she runs...well, walks...well, kinda wobbles around...actually we had to push her down a hill after we gave it to her..."
At least she still moves...that's more than we can say about the chimp. He just drools. Kinda like Blofeld...
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post #43 of 78
11/5/02 at 5:40am
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Quote:
Il Duca, Kid Ego:
Quote:
Seahawk®:
"But here's Lassie, star of the show Lassie, to tell you just how much better her hair feels now in the wind on the plains where she runs...well, walks...well, kinda wobbles around...actually we had to push her down a hill after we gave it to her..."
At least she still moves...that's more than we can say about the chimp. He just drools. Kinda like Blofeld...
Even if you hit him with a doggie box in the middle a resturant...
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post #44 of 78
11/5/02 at 5:57am
Quote:
Seahawk®:
Even if you hit him with a doggie box in the middle a resturant...
At least the chimp can control his feces-throwing habit...
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post #45 of 78
11/5/02 at 11:56am
I almost didn't want to interupt this....but

wow!
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post #46 of 78
11/5/02 at 12:54pm
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Quote:
CTDeLude:
I almost didn't want to interupt this....but

wow!
INFIDEL!

You shall be our fourth burnee!

Burn the witch!
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post #47 of 78
11/5/02 at 1:13pm
But...but....but...but
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post #48 of 78
11/5/02 at 1:42pm
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Quote:
CTDeLude:
But...but....but...but
But you don't float...

Well, now what do we do?
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post #49 of 78
11/5/02 at 9:11pm
Quote:
Seahawk®:
Quote:
CTDeLude:
But...but....but...but
But you don't float...

Well, now what do we do?
Chop him into small enough pieces....he'll float...
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post #50 of 78
11/5/02 at 9:39pm
Your axe happens to be dull fine sirs.
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