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Anyone else receiving hilarious e-mails from Jamie Poole?

post #1 of 219
9/1/03 at 4:06am
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Or am I just very, very special?
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post #2 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:17am
Share!
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post #3 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:27am
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If you said HALF the shit you do on the boards to my face, I would KILL you and show your wife what a real man is after kicking the shit out of you in front of your worthless kids. I would DARE you to say it, you little bitch.
He's so butch!
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post #4 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:28am
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Yeah well, your the tossbag publicly insulting me. I never had a problem with you, but now.... Knowing you, you probably married a black woman just so no one could call you racist, because as we know Dan, you care so much about what other people think about you you go out of your way to PC. I wonder if that involved a family that's more or less a charade?
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post #5 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:53am
Aww! Dan's got a penpal!

It's touching, in a desperately creepy kind of a way.
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post #6 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:59am
Wow!! I have an odd like for jamie-angel-vlad. He just doesn't give up. He's like a pit bull. God bless his little cotton sox. I think he needs his own show or some such. Something to be able to just vent ad nauseum 24/7. He seems to have a lot of bile stored.. It would be like train wreck tv. You know it's wrong to watch but you just can't help yourself..
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post #7 of 219
9/1/03 at 6:03am
No fair. I've outed his lady wrestler fetish and mocked his feeble-goth-tinged, amyl experimenting, vampire-centric awakening...what do I get ? Nada. Nix.

An amusing buspass photo of the hulking behemoth did surface though. 10 ft tall man-shed Whitehead is undoubtedly trembliing.
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post #8 of 219
9/1/03 at 8:27am
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Straxboy Loves Cans-ada:
10 ft tall man-shed Whitehead is undoubtedly trembliing.
Oh absolutely, i do hope Dan has called in the cops over this, i mean he'll need personal protection from now on what with JP being so fearsome.
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post #9 of 219
9/1/03 at 8:47am
What with rest of the Bash Street Kids, he's probably the scourge of tuck shops and soft rotters London-wide.
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post #10 of 219
9/1/03 at 9:43am
Where is this photo? I too would like to see this hooligan morphing into a ruffian.

(At the moment I'm seriously channelling Bill Hicks doing his riff on "We're the hooligans!")
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post #11 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:04pm
you probably married a black woman just so no one could call you racist

My new signature! And Dan, 2 hand-jobs if you post his e-mail address here for me to, erm, have a little fun with. In Britain, do you have a national police force similar to our RCMP?
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post #12 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:14pm
None for me either. Such a shame.
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post #13 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:15pm
Damn. I NEVER get a psycho stalker sending me hateful and threatening e-mails. What am I doing wrong?
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post #14 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:46pm
<a href="http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ceff6485/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/Jamiep.jpg?pf3r2U_APezoDO2D" target="_blank">http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ceff6485/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/Jamiep.jpg?pf3r2U_APezoDO2D</a>
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post #15 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:47pm
<a href="http://profiles.yahoo.com/vampire_jamie" target="_blank">http://profiles.yahoo.com/vampire_jamie</a>

jamiepoole4@btinternet.com
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post #16 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:50pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hobbies: Reading, writing, listening to music, chatting on the net, love movies and tv. im a romantic

It should read: "I'm a romantic you fucking cunts!"
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post #17 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:54pm
GRIM = (USEFUL) WHORE

Let's see what fun we can have with this address...
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post #18 of 219
9/1/03 at 12:59pm
Step 1: Contacted his ISP/Email host.

Step 2: Get the family's phone number.
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post #19 of 219
9/1/03 at 1:05pm
[Edited to protect Dan's sanity]
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post #20 of 219
9/1/03 at 1:08pm
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Mike, this is almost as creepy as his e-mails to me...

And I've already reported him by e-mail to his ISP for abuse of service. As funny as this is, don't do anything that'll stir up the little turd any more. Please.
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post #21 of 219
9/1/03 at 1:12pm
If you're afraid that he will do something rash, I will pull this stuff off (see above). Sad though, I was itching to try out some new tricks I've learned.
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post #22 of 219
9/1/03 at 1:20pm
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I wouldn't say "afraid" - shit, you've seen his picture - it just seems that I am the only one to receive these e-mails, so I guess I'll be held responsible for any CHUD related shit-stirring. I just don't want to give him an excuse to carry on this nonsense - especially given the creepy personal tone he's taken.

On one hand, the idea of him spluttering away in impotent rage is hilarious, but on the other I can do without a lifetime of e-mail abuse just because some idiotic kid is pissed at me over a message board.

I've got wheels in motion to deal with him.
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post #23 of 219
9/1/03 at 1:24pm
I think Jamiepoole's parents should have hugged him as a child.

Sorry for the troubles Dan, but your way is probably the best route. All this kid needs is an excuse to start more fuckfire, and a gangrape from CHUD might do it.
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post #24 of 219
9/1/03 at 3:25pm
Jesus, you would think that I've *earned* at least one nasty email from the little shitbox.
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post #25 of 219
9/1/03 at 4:01pm
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Slater:
Jesus, you would think that I've *earned* at least one nasty email from the little shitbox.
That's what I thought - either you or Hellboy both had far nastier spats with him. Guess I'm just lucky...
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post #26 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:05pm
Is that picture for real? If I ever see him on the tube I'll be sure to point in his general direction and laugh hysterically. ;p

You know, it's pretty sad when one is so difficult to get along with that he's even ostracised from an internet message board.
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post #27 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:17pm
What’s worse is to take said osticization from said message board so seriously that you actually evoke personal treats towards a screen name. Truly sad...
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post #28 of 219
9/1/03 at 5:39pm
The way this keeps going our memberlist numbers will fluctuate as much as the Dow Jones.
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post #29 of 219
9/1/03 at 7:37pm
I wish I could get some hilariously creepy stalker emails. But alas, nobody wants to stalk me.
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post #30 of 219
9/1/03 at 8:05pm
I'll stalk you Dylan. For only 29.95 a month plus shipping and handling...
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post #31 of 219
9/2/03 at 2:13am
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Dan Whitehead:
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Slater:
Jesus, you would think that I've *earned* at least one nasty email from the little shitbox.
That's what I thought - either you or Hellboy both had far nastier spats with him. Guess I'm just lucky...
Yup, it's true. I thought he'd be on me like white on rice by now.
He's a fucking pit bull, that one. Hasn't quite figured it out yet - don't hang around where you're not wanted. And especially if you stirred the pot yourself...
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post #32 of 219
9/2/03 at 3:09am
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Here's the bit I can't understand. Jamie has a Travis Bickle level of tolerance for criminals, as shown in this typical post from one of his jaunts into the Political Discourse forum...

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This country (England) is too soft on criminals. I think rapists and murderers especially, deserve the death penalty.
Dan, if your wife ever gets raped, lets see how much you think of them then...and if you still find that you think they deserve rights, well...
I don't know about you, but I certainly know "civilised" people don't rape and hurt women and defile them. These people are fucking annimals who needs to be put down.
...and yet he's quite happy to threaten to beat me up and rape my wife.

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I would KILL you and show your wife what a real man is after kicking the shit out of you in front of your worthless kids
Kid's got issues.
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post #33 of 219
9/2/03 at 3:20am
Issues? He's got so many issues, he should open a newsstand...

The kid needs serious help.

You have to love the insane way he called us out in the "Need to sort this out" thread, keeping up the charade until he finally exploded. He's really disturbed and not very bright.
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post #34 of 219
9/2/03 at 4:23am
Man, I swear that guy's wearing a rug but I couldn't be sure. It's sad that he has to continue the abuse via E-Mail. I didn't really have much contact with him but I did see the numerous threads in which he posted and snapped(On a few occasions) I have no idea why he'd target Dan of all people and not Slater or Hellboy, I guess he thought Dan was an easy target.
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post #35 of 219
9/2/03 at 5:24am
What a funny little man...
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post #36 of 219
9/2/03 at 7:26am
What a sad little man...

Doesn't he know that Chud is place of peace, love and harmony?
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post #37 of 219
9/2/03 at 9:26am
&lt;snif, snif&gt; I'm so proud...I'm INVOLVED now...

What the fuck is your problem dude? Dan accuses me of saying I want to RAPE his wife, which is about as far off the mark as you can get.....yeah ok, I said I would beat the shit out of him and that his wife would see who the real man is and come with me, but fucking rape????? If you can see where I even IMPLIED rape, You tell me man. You tell me. And your taking his side, like he's the innocent one here. Jesus. I mean, come on, he is reporting basically a 19 year old kid for what? For some shitty words exchanged over e mails? Thats pathetic.

Not quite sure where I said this, but his e-mail gave me more information than I think he intended, in more ways than one.
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post #38 of 219
9/2/03 at 10:31am
I'm involved now, too!

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subject: Laugh at me on the tube eh?

Well, maybe you would, but who said I would care what you think? Your probably the typical london girl, slaggy and who goes out drinking till they cant stand and finally throw up over themselves.
Well, Jamie, since you obviously are keeping up with this thread I'll just answer you here. I'm nothing like what you've just described, and some of the guys on this board who know me in real life can attest to that.

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subject: Oh and by the way, from your pic

I feel sorry for you. Even the elephant man must send you sympathy cards!
Boo hoo hoo. Some internet geek with a bad attitude doesn't find me attractive. Too bad there are plenty of others who do.
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post #39 of 219
9/2/03 at 10:44am
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Jennifer:
Some internet geek with a bad attitude doesn't find me attractive. Too bad there are plenty of others who do.
The only people who don't find Jennifer attractive are those who don't like women.

And this thread is freakin' hilarious, in a scary, sad kinda way...
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post #40 of 219
9/2/03 at 10:48am
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Mike Arsenault, Horribly Informal:
&lt;snif, snif&gt; I'm so proud...I'm INVOLVED now...

What the fuck is your problem dude? Dan accuses me of saying I want to RAPE his wife, which is about as far off the mark as you can get.....yeah ok, I said I would beat the shit out of him and that his wife would see who the real man is and come with me, but fucking rape????? If you can see where I even IMPLIED rape, You tell me man. You tell me. And your taking his side, like he's the innocent one here. Jesus. I mean, come on, he is reporting basically a 19 year old kid for what? For some shitty words exchanged over e mails? Thats pathetic.

Not quite sure where I said this, but his e-mail gave me more information than I think he intended, in more ways than one.
What a letdown. I finally get an AngiePoole email, and it's just a cut-and-paste of the email he sent Ludwig. Apparently I don't even rate an original response.
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post #41 of 219
9/2/03 at 10:51am
Ha! Loser...
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post #42 of 219
9/2/03 at 10:52am
As Richard Marx might say, I'm still ....right here waiting.

And Jen, I figure if you did go out drinking 'til all hours (scandalous and unconscionable behaviour as that may be) at least you wouldn't be getting asked for proof of age everywhere you went.

I'm surprised Jamie's seen The Elephant Man - I mean, the real guy's from boring olden days and the David Lynch picture was in black and white.
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post #43 of 219
9/2/03 at 10:55am
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Jennifer:
I'm involved now, too!

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Your probably the typical london girl, slaggy and who goes out drinking till they cant stand and finally throw up over themselves.
Well, Jamie, since you obviously are keeping up with this thread I'll just answer you here. I'm nothing like what you've just described, and some of the guys on this board who know me in real life can attest to that.
Well, I'm certainly like that - being slaggy and drunk is fun, and being slaggy and drunk on the Tube rocks. It's the only way to travel. It beats sitting around pestering people with hate mail all day, at any rate.

Though I'm impressed with the energy he's putting in to this, I must say.
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post #44 of 219
9/2/03 at 10:59am
God bless the London Underground system. And drunk girls.

Which sounds a touch creepy as I type it...
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post #45 of 219
9/2/03 at 11:00am
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Straxboy Loves Cans-ada:
God bless the London Underground system. And drunk girls.

Which sounds a touch creepy as I type it...
Sounded reasonable enough to me.
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post #46 of 219
9/2/03 at 11:00am
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Though I'm impressed with the energy he's putting in to this, I must say.
Kinda like Hitler, what a little go getter!

(Edited for quote)
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post #47 of 219
9/2/03 at 11:01am
We have got to have a CHUD London meet up. And soon. We can all get all drunk and slaggy (each of us to our own degree) and go to the movies. In that order. And if we wanted to be really immature, which we don't really, we could prank call Jamie all night.
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post #48 of 219
9/2/03 at 11:04am
OH!OH!OH! Check it fucking out, I'M INVOLVED TOO!!!

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Maybe it is sad. But what's sadder is when a guy like Dan fucking Whitehead has the cheek to acuse me of saying I would rape his wife. Thats not what I implied, and thats what a pathetic cunt he is. Just so you know. You can see for yourself, no where did I use the word rape.
Maybe its not the most fun you can have with an Internet stalking e-mail, but I'm just glad to be part of the team! Thanks for putting me in coach!
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post #49 of 219
9/2/03 at 11:06am
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Decline and Fall of Alice's Empire:

Though I'm impressed with the energy he's putting in to this, I must say.
Thats what i was thinking, he gets 10 out of 10 for effort but sadly 1/2 for execution.
Hope those wheels are still turning Dan.
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post #50 of 219
9/2/03 at 11:07am
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Jennifer:
We have got to have a CHUD London meet up. And soon. We can all get all drunk and slaggy (each of us to our own degree) and go to the movies. In that order. And if we wanted to be really immature, which we don't really, we could prank call Jamie all night.
"Hi, do you have Dr. Pepper in a can?"

Oh, the hilarity!

Well, *I'd* laugh.

Actually, nothing makes movies more entertaining than watching them loaded. It certainly worked for Attack of the Clones - God bless midnight screenings, and late bars!

We really should sort out a meet in London (or Manchester, since I can drive now). I'm easy. Well, not quite as easy as my above posts might imply, but pretty easy.
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