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New Assignment for Coyote's Birthday

post #1 of 20
8/25/02 at 3:06am
Thread Starter 
The new assignment
On this, Coyote's birthday
Is to write haiku.

I've been told it's not
Just 5 7 5 meter
But also meaning

However I fear
That tradition is too strict
Leave this thread empty

So my suggestion
Is to just concern meter
Laughter also nice. wink
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post #2 of 20
8/25/02 at 3:11am
Thread Starter 
It's unusual
To Toot my own horn like this
But I work all day

So I make the most
Of time between customers
Talking to you guys

Problem: Hard to stop
Thinking in 5 7 5
Even while on phone.

Hmmm.
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post #3 of 20
8/25/02 at 3:54am
Coyote's cool beans
Headache-inducing nicknames
Bonfire farting now

Lewd, gross beginnings
Only want birthday wishes
So fart on candles

Gas is all I think?
Just "Old Fart" analogies
Give apologies

Coyote's good man
There new haiku I begin
Serious wishes now

Happy Day, dear man
Desert sunsets, howling low
Remember your youth

And age gracefully
But wanton and reckless too
Eyes ahead, heart here

Love with all your heart
Think with all of your loved ones
And live life today

Happy Birthday, Dear Coyote
As this haiku breaks meter rules
Wishing you love and happiness.
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post #4 of 20
8/25/02 at 6:26am
I cannot Haiku
No matter how hard I try
Because I can never stick to those stupid rules about how many syllables you can have per line.

Happy Birthday anyway.
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post #5 of 20
8/25/02 at 10:25am
Coyote, most cool,
Writer of fantastic things,
Stop biting my leg.
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post #6 of 20
8/25/02 at 10:26am
Happy Birthday, by the way!
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post #7 of 20
8/25/02 at 11:41am
Happy Birthday man!!!
Coyote is the trickster,
As I guess you know!!

Many Happys days.
Keep writing your cool stories.
Ur kewl and u rawk!!!
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post #8 of 20
8/25/02 at 3:32pm
Thread Starter 
"Remember your youth"
Was this an amnesia joke?
Serendiputous. wink
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post #9 of 20
8/25/02 at 3:44pm
How Coyote is,
Makes me think of what I need.
Qualifications.

To be so adept
Must take monumental skills
Happy Birthday Dude.
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post #10 of 20
8/25/02 at 3:45pm
Amnesia has 4 syllibles....
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post #11 of 20
8/25/02 at 3:47pm
oh wait... or 3
Could be pronounced...
Am-Ne-Si-A
or
Am-nesh-a

but i think the 4 is the right way.
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post #12 of 20
8/25/02 at 4:52pm
Thread Starter 
It's traditionally "am-nee-sha," although medically, it would be 4, yes. wink Just not traditionally pronouced as such in layman's Hollywood-eese.
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post #13 of 20
8/25/02 at 5:29pm
"Serendiputous"?
Disappointing misspellings
Remember spell-check

Profound meaning gone
By pointing simple errors
Grammar Gestapo

Stop me, Coyote
Erase! Press delete key thrice
Haiku overload

Hastur would agree
Voltes writes way way too much
Must get sedated

Birthday boy, what's up?
For God's sakes, what's going on?
Talking in haiku

Damn you, Coyote
Trapped within haiku limbo
Restrictive phonics

It's the end, promise!
Of the Voltes Haiku-thon
Haiku Birthday! LOL
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post #14 of 20
8/25/02 at 5:33pm
coyote trickster,
loopy animals of chud
celebrate for you

Happy birthday, man!
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post #15 of 20
8/25/02 at 5:35pm
Quote:
My Voltes Totoro Is Spirited Away
[QBStop me, Coyote
Erase! Press delete key thrice
Haiku overload
[/QB]
Bwahahahah! Voltes, you are a haiku master!
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post #16 of 20
8/26/02 at 8:41am

Haikus are fun stuff!
I really should go to bed
I've been up all night

It's Nine A.M now
And still I sit here typing
Go to bed Andrew!
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post #17 of 20
8/26/02 at 1:58pm
Thread Starter 
I just popped my head over the wall and told Andrew to go to bed.
He said ok, and went home.
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post #18 of 20
8/26/02 at 3:45pm
im confused frown
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post #19 of 20
8/27/02 at 1:44am
Thread Starter 
Andrew is a co-worker of mine, and Hastur's boyfriend.
Yes, Hastur has a boyfriend.
That makes 2 in a row who've lived.
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post #20 of 20
8/27/02 at 8:57pm
<img src="http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/PartyMutt.jpg" alt="" />

So how was the b-day?

(My thanks to Diva for her <a href="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=002255" target="_blank">link</a> in CHUD Facts/Humor which led me to this pic.)
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