I got a Direct TV back when i worked at blockbuster because that were 50 bucks and I was supposed to get a 50 buck commision, making it free (though I don't think I ever got the commision... fucking ass ramming mormon bastards) and the 52 free rental card. Of course a while after that they were giving them away for free. Anyway, i don't really like it because most of the cable channels are on east coast feed, which means that South Park is on at 7 instead of 10 and i always miss it. Works that way with some other shows too. One good thing was the Sopranos would be one 3 hours early so it wouldn't conflict with Alias.
I so fucking need a TiVo though, was hoping they'd offer me one of the Ultimate TV Direct TV things with the TiVo inside, but the bastards didn't.
My one fond memory of satellite, was a few years back when my dad had the descrambler cards that would give you every channel, and i would have like 6 porn channels.... yeah them were the days. unfortunately every 3 months or so those fuckers would zap the cards making them know good, then it would take another 2 months to get them back leaving me one month before they zapped them again. There was a time when it would go months and months and months with no zap. Those were some good months.