A collector friend of mine picked up this DVD yesterday and, as promised, I wiped the slate clean and gave a completely fresh opinion of the movie. I was expecting the movie to be at least slightly better on DVD. The DVD experience had done a lot for my opinion of The Phantom Menace.
This time around it had the opposite effect, to my utter disappointment. The look of the film was every bit as nauseatingly garish as I was reluctant to remember. The film is drowned in CGI, and what's worse is Lucas's team throws it all in together without any sort of proper blending or lighting. The result is an oogy mess. Look at a purple lightsabre or a green Jedi master against the scorched red desert of Geonosis for example.
Hayden Christensen is still awful when called upon to whine like a child, the kid who plays Boba Fett is worse than I remembered, and Ewan McGregor's alecguinnessness is emphasized at all the wrong times, and is tiresome this time round. Shmi's death scene is laughable, as is the ensuing slaughter interrupted by a giant PowerPoint wipe.
The thing that gets me about these prequels is how much of a grumpy old PRICK Yoda is. I liked him in small amounts in the old films -- he and his backwards-talking are way too prominent now. Oh and his CGI incarnation still looks crap. He's too squishy, like one of those stress balls you squeeze. And Mike Myers and his fucking Scottish accent would not have been so out of place.
"I slaughtered them like animals! The women and children too!"
"To be angry is to be human."
Never noticed this exchange before. I'm sorry, that is utter cock.
Oh yeah, Threepio Lansbury is now WORSE THAN JAR-JAR. Thanks a whole friggin' lot George.
When the movie ended and switched back to the noisy DVD menu, I said to my friend, "you ever wish for quiet?".
This time just confirms it, The Phantom Menace is much better. This movie is terrible. Two out of five.