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post #1 of 12
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Because you owe it to JC.

He died for your si....wait a minute...

Whoops, wrong JC.

Discuss anyway, bastards!
post #2 of 12
You are my personal hero this week for the Laura Harring screencaps, and also for being the first reviewer (that I know of) who's brought much needed attention to the enormous bulbous lump on his forehead. What the hell is that thing?

Great review, man.
post #3 of 12
JC wept.

Micah takes another for the team.
post #4 of 12
Ouch.
post #5 of 12
Thread Starter 
Thanks for the feedback.

Yes, watching this hurt.

I LIKE Van Damme. But it still hurt so very much....
post #6 of 12
Can't believe I almost missed this review in the deluge. There's just something heart-warmingly familiar and comforting about a laser-precise demolition of a bad Van Damme movie. In fact, I now get more entertainment from reading reviews like this than I do from watching his movies.
post #7 of 12
lol I loved reading this review Mikah great job I was chuckling throughout.
post #8 of 12
There's nothing quite like a direct-to-video review. Nice job, Micah.
post #9 of 12
Quote:
Furutaimu Khitchaa:
You are my personal hero this week for the Laura Harring screencaps, and also for being the first reviewer (that I know of) who's brought much needed attention to the enormous bulbous lump on his forehead. What the hell is that thing?

Great review, man.
Where have you been? I've referenced the lump often, a week ago actually in my LOTR review.
post #10 of 12
You guys provide a great service and great entertainment by reviewing all these bad movies for us. Thanks a lot!
post #11 of 12
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
Where have you been? I've referenced the lump often, a week ago actually in my LOTR review.
Where's my katana? I hereby commit seppuku, ritual harakiri, and pray that my entrails spilling onto the cold November grass field will adequately compensate for my heinous oversight.
post #12 of 12
Who the hell did you piss off?? Can't wait for your review of Van Damme's next masterpiece
, "The Monk".

Oh yeah and i agree, JCVD should've been resurrected instead of Seagal.
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