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Scott Standridge Screams in Italian:
I think when I was growing up I only caught the bad Godzilla movies, with the exception of the kickass original. So help me out here, Dan, you giant lizard expert you: what are your top 5 Godzilla movies of ALL TIME? Bearing in mind that I'll be doing my best to track them down and watch them, even in the barbaric wilds of Arkansas, USA...  |
Firstly, there is no such thing as a
bad Godzilla movie. Well, apart from the US version. And Son of Godzilla. And the stock footage rip-off that was Godzilla's Revenge. As such, some of my favourites are probably the ones you saw. But anyway...
In no particular order:
Gojira (1954)
The original Japanese version from 1954. Don't settle for the Raymond Burr re-edit (which is still pretty good) as it chops about thirty minutes from the movie. The Japanese original tickles the two hour mark, and is an ominously serious disaster movie with only fleeting glimpses of the monster. It comes laden with about 500lbs of ironic subtext as well, as you'd expect from a movie about the mass destruction of Japanese cities by an unstoppable atomic force, made less than ten years after Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Godzilla vs Ebirah (1966)
Underappreciated gem in which Godzilla battles a giant lobster for the fate of a desert island. Utterly devoid of any intellectual baggage, it features one of the grisliest Godzilla fights ever, as Big G pulls the claws off Ebirah and bitchslaps him back to the cooking pot.
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
The definitive monster Royal Rumble. Made at the height of Godzilla's camp reinvention in the 60s, it features a huge array of giant beasties - including the excellent Spiga (a big spider) - being released from their prison on Monster Island and going apeshit around the globe.
Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
Also known as Godzilla vs The Smog Monster. This was the first Godzilla film I ever saw, and it was so freaky and weird I've been hooked ever since. Another semi-serious movie (pollution being the obvious issue this time) it not only features the creepiest monster - a gooey sack of muck and sewage that can fly and gas people - it also splices in some insane Japanese disco scenes and LSD-inspired animations.
Godzilla vs Mecha-Godzilla
Just a classic of the kaiju eiga genre, and most Western kids of my age first encounter with the idea of "mecha" and transforming super-robots. Scientists build a robot Godzilla to fight the real thing. Massive sci-fi carnage ensues.
I haven't included the more recent movies (which are the ones you're more likely to enjoy as they're camp-free and action-packed) simply because they're not my favourites. They're kick-ass movies, and in many ways superior to the "classics", but not my personal picks. From this period, I recommend:
Godzilla 1985
Godzilla vs Destoroyah
Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1990s version)
Godzilla Millenium
and, of course, Godzilla GMK.