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Pauly Shore strike back!

post #1 of 16
3/12/03 at 4:02pm
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Review courtesy of AICN:
<a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=14698" target="_blank">http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=14698</a>

I am not even going to attempt to saying something funny here. Just read the review.

"Do you remember when everyone was like 'the weeeasel' and now everyone is like 'fuck Pauly Shore.'"
-Kevin Smith on why he is not going to make 20 Jay and Bob films

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post #2 of 16
3/12/03 at 4:09pm
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Strike back? Someone kick me in the balls. Please.
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post #3 of 16
3/12/03 at 4:12pm
You should wait more than 7 minutes, Bateman!
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post #4 of 16
3/12/03 at 5:03pm
I was walking back from some party on Sunset the other night with my femme-friend and we passed the front of the Comedy Store where about five guys were hanging out, smoking cigarettes and talking. It took me a minute to realize that the guy sitting on the wall was Pauly Shore. I've heard that documentary is fucking awesome, but it's been made for ages and I still haven't seen it.
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post #5 of 16
3/12/03 at 5:05pm
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Smilin' Jack Ruby:
I was walking back from some party on Sunset the other night with my femme-friend and we passed the front of the Comedy Store where about five guys were hanging out, smoking cigarettes and talking. It took me a minute to realize that the guy sitting on the wall was Pauly Shore. I've heard that documentary is fucking awesome, but it's been made for ages and I still haven't seen it.
Did you punch him?
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post #6 of 16
3/12/03 at 5:15pm
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Slater never said woodshed:
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Smilin' Jack Ruby:
I was walking back from some party on Sunset the other night with my femme-friend and we passed the front of the Comedy Store where about five guys were hanging out, smoking cigarettes and talking. It took me a minute to realize that the guy sitting on the wall was Pauly Shore. I've heard that documentary is fucking awesome, but it's been made for ages and I still haven't seen it.
Did you punch him?
I was too drunk to even grab him by the arm, point him out to passer-bys and go, "LOOK! Pauly FRICKIN' Shore!!!"
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post #7 of 16
3/12/03 at 5:20pm
Heh.

I'm actually somewhat curious to see his documentary, just because Shore has always struck me as the type of "celebrity" who probably spends a lot of time sitting on the toilet, weeping softly while his cats stare at him, puzzled.
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post #8 of 16
3/12/03 at 6:48pm
Bio-Dome and In the army now! were absolutely funny. But he wasn´t meant to be in the world of comedy for long.
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post #9 of 16
3/12/03 at 6:56pm
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Myers expects sleeping bags to rain:
But he wasn´t meant to be in the world of comedy for long.
He's a lackluster comedian, not a dolphin suddenly released into the wild after a life of captivity. You're making it sound like Fate is responsible for his downfall, rather than Shore's screaming lack of talent.

And I don't want to live in a world where people think "Biodome" is funny. Somebody hold me.
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post #10 of 16
3/12/03 at 7:45pm
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Andrew Molinaro:
You should wait more than 7 minutes, Bateman!
I thought I would let people know I realized I fucked up by using strike instead of strikes. I had to beat someone to the punch there.
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post #11 of 16
3/12/03 at 8:58pm
I saw him here in Austin at the store yesterday. Just kinda bizarre in a way. He was wearing a giant t-shirt with the movie's title. When I saw him getting into a VW Bug outside all I could think was, "How pathetic." Don't know why.
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post #12 of 16
3/12/03 at 9:39pm
My girlfriend was hit on by Pauly Shore and some of his friends over Winter Break. That bastard.
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post #13 of 16
3/12/03 at 11:59pm
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And I don't want to live in a world where people think "Biodome" is funny. Somebody hold me.
Count me among that cinematic masterpiece's (probably relatively few) fans.
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post #14 of 16
3/13/03 at 4:39am
Pauly Shore exists to make Rob Schneider feel better about himself.
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post #15 of 16
3/13/03 at 9:46am
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Slater never said woodshed:
And I don't want to live in a world where people think "Biodome" is funny. Somebody hold me.
I don't want to live in a world where people think it's a movie.
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post #16 of 16
3/13/03 at 4:19pm
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caseyko74:
I saw him here in Austin at the store yesterday. Just kinda bizarre in a way. He was wearing a giant t-shirt with the movie's title. When I saw him getting into a VW Bug outside all I could think was, "How pathetic." Don't know why.
More people should drive Volkswagen bugs. Was it at least a nice one? 'Cause if it's a nice, cherried out oval or split, I would understand.

Also, don't EVER wear a t-shirt with your movie's title or your own band name on it. That's just plain tacky.
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