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Bikinis on the beach? No!

post #1 of 20
11/24/03 at 9:08am
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Don't let your wifes and daughters dress like whores while they are on the beach. Get them to wear Wholesome Wear!

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post #2 of 20
11/24/03 at 9:14am

Someone shoot the models

Just put them out of their own personal God-Hell.
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post #3 of 20
11/24/03 at 6:51pm
Oh how this makes me miss the tiny fluorescent string bikinis of the eighties.
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post #4 of 20
11/24/03 at 6:54pm
Don't laugh too hard. With the way the Ozone layer's going, this could be standard beach wear in a few years.
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post #5 of 20
11/24/03 at 8:15pm
You might as well wear a flack jacket when you go swimming.
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post #6 of 20
11/24/03 at 8:20pm
Reminds me of technicalvirgin.com.

Well, not really. I just wanted to bring it up. Don't know if it's still there, though. Probably not work safe.
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post #7 of 20
11/26/03 at 2:02am
Those have got to give you some fucked up tan lines.
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post #8 of 20
11/26/03 at 4:50pm
This is a joke...::looks around::...right?
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post #9 of 20
11/26/03 at 4:52pm
So wrong....

*shakes head*
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post #10 of 20
11/26/03 at 4:58pm
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Originally posted by Evan
Oh how this makes me miss the tiny fluorescent string bikinis of the eighties.
There was a thread in the sex forum with some truly incredible bikinis. I don't recall the name of the company but it was Australian...
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post #11 of 20
11/26/03 at 5:25pm
I started one of those threads. Tried to search for it and it said it did not exist. This new search function can bite me!
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post #12 of 20
11/26/03 at 9:02pm
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Originally posted by Scott Standridge
Reminds me of technicalvirgin.com.

Well, not really. I just wanted to bring it up. Don't know if it's still there, though. Probably not work safe.
You know, I thought that site was serious at first. Said to myself "this is ridiculous, I HAVE to read this" and clicked on creative date ideas, read this:

BOBBY L., Detroit, MI
Yo, I know how to treat my girl right. I always show her the same respect I want to get back from her. I never ask her to swallow my spunk until I go down on her first. It's just common courtesy.

And spit my soda all over my monitor in a fit of laughter. God bless you for sharing such beautiful things.
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post #13 of 20
11/27/03 at 1:20am
Man, this is just soooo wrong! SOOOOOO WRONG!
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post #14 of 20
11/29/03 at 11:50am
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Originally posted by Kronos
There was a thread in the sex forum with some truly incredible bikinis. I don't recall the name of the company but it was Australian...

www.wickedweasel.com would probably be what you're looking for. (NSFW by the way)
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post #15 of 20
11/29/03 at 3:17pm
Real women use extension cords and make their own thongs.
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post #16 of 20
11/30/03 at 2:01pm
This is an abomination for my and every other hetro guys penises across the nation.
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post #17 of 20
2/27/06 at 8:44am
That seems a little extreme. Wouldn’t a nice one-piece swimsuit or full bikini be modest enough? Check out these swimsuits and let me know what you think.
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post #18 of 20
2/27/06 at 2:02pm
It's not just the shilling that astounds me, it's the effort to dig up a three your old thread that boggles my mind.
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post #19 of 20
3/3/06 at 11:59am
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Originally Posted by Momotaro
Don't let your wifes and daughters dress like whores while they are on the beach. Get them to wear Wholesome Wear!

WholesomeWear
Yes, I agree with you, Don't let your wifes and daughters dress like whores while they are on the beach
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post #20 of 20
3/3/06 at 12:11pm
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Originally Posted by Seemill
It's not just the shilling that astounds me, it's the effort to dig up a three your old thread that boggles my mind.
Pretty inventive. And that swimwear style is so 2003.
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