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My new brother/sister

post #1 of 9
12/23/03 at 4:07pm
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well, technically he/she/it is going to be my half-whatever, but it's still major! I'm going to have a chance to practice on it before i have one of my own! And if i fuck it up, hell, it aint my kid!
There are pros and con's though.

Pros
-I get to learn all the stuff
-my step mother really wanted a baby
-I have another sibling to warp and mould in my own image
-babies can be used as footballs or pillows

Con's
-I have to learn all this stuff
-I have to give up my room
-I have to help build my new room or move out (probably the former)
-my dad is going to be 59 when the baby is born... meaning he will be 80 by the time it's my age!
-babies smell bad, so using them as a pillow is probably a bad idea.

It's due in June sometime. I'm excited.
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post #2 of 9
12/23/03 at 4:10pm
Congrats on the little one coming to your familiy.

Tell your parents to name them Teddy KGB

Not to be too rude but how old is your step mom if your dad is 59?
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post #3 of 9
12/23/03 at 4:16pm

Re: My new brother/sister

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Originally posted by Unbreathless
-babies smell bad, so using them as a pillow is probably a bad idea.
Actually newborns smell good, after the initial hosing down o'course.
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post #4 of 9
12/23/03 at 4:19pm
Congraturlations! That is pretty cool!
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post #5 of 9
12/23/03 at 4:21pm
I just gotta say it:

KICK THE BABY!

Just funnin ya. Don't really kick the baby. Congrats and all that.
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post #6 of 9
12/24/03 at 1:47pm
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*starts tieing up his kicking boot*
what?
DON'T kick the baby!?
what are you crazy!?

that's why i said I can use it as a football!
*grumbles*

They smell good? but what about all the pooping and stuff?
I dunno... I was 2 when my sister was born so I can't remember.
but i'm looking forward to this!
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post #7 of 9
12/24/03 at 1:58pm
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Originally posted by Unbreathless
They smell good? but what about all the pooping and stuff?
I dunno... I was 2 when my sister was born so I can't remember.
but i'm looking forward to this!
To crib a popular phrase, their shit don't stink. It's not until solid foods that it starts to stink, and you will absolutely know when that happens.
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post #8 of 9
12/24/03 at 2:03pm
If anything, when they're newborns, their crap smells great! For his first few months, my godson's smelled like freshly baked bread.
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post #9 of 9
12/24/03 at 10:15pm
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that's just bizarre.

And intruiging
I hear you can find pills that do stuff like that...
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